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Glasgow Art School Inferno World Cup Conspiracy Theory

Funny story: Glasgow Art School Inferno World Cup Conspiracy Theory

The Glasgow art school has burnt to the ground again just as the World Cup starts in Russia 2018 and some conspiracy theorists are saying that it can't be a coincidence that the last time it burned down was in 2014 during the Brazilian World Cup.

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Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...

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Bacon Bits

Art lovers the world over were overjoyed today as a new painting by Francis Bacon was discovered. The painting had being down the back of a sofa in Sofia and was discovered by the cleaning lady, Sophie Sofia, in the early hours of yesterday morning.

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Body Art and Coathangers Through the Knee

I can remember when Body Art was peculiar to muggers and people that wear string vests and smell of diesel. Tattoos have been with us since before Scottish people could play bagpipes. This took ages to learn and that's why most of them went South bec...

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TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

Funny story: TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

Bob Ross became an instant TV celebrity with his easy-to-follow painting techniques on PBS in the late '80's. But now his long time Cameraman, Arty Rivers, has written a tell-all memoir about the painting zen-master, who actually detested nature in g...

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Banksy Unmasked?

Funny story: Banksy Unmasked?

We met up with the perpetually elusive Brit artist Banksy at a pub in Soho London, the same pub ironically where J.K Rowling allegedly met her future publishing agent Christopher Little. Banksy wore a woollen mask and shades. Our reporter from "Hoodwinked" recorded the conversation. An Interview with Banksy Q. Would you call yourself a capitalist? B. No way. Loathe it. Q. Why do you st...

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How Modern Art was Born

Funny story: How Modern Art was Born

Many high-falutin' theories have been put forward as to the origins of modern art with its smoke-and-mirrors baloney authenticated and promoted by the nefarious ruling class doctrine they call "Post Modernism" which goes "be as mad as you want for nobody is sane". You know what 'great' art is because it offends little old ladies. Damien Hirst and friends are among its most lucrative aficionados.

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Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...

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Scare As Second Turner Prize Masterpiece Goes Missing

A full scale lockdown at the Tate Modern Museum kicked in automatically when the curator pressed the security master switch, days after exhibit "Empty Room With Lights Going On And Off" was stolen. The runner up Turner Prize winning work of art,...

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Martin Creed's Turner Prize Empty Room Stolen By Daredevil Thieves

Funny story: Martin Creed's Turner Prize Empty Room Stolen By Daredevil Thieves

In a daring raid on the Tate Modern gallery in London, a £2million masterpiece by conceptual artist Martin Creed was stolen in the early hours of this morning. The masterpiece, an empty room with lights going on and off repeatedly, won the Turner Pri...

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US student rescued from giant German vagina sculpture tested for STDs

Tübingen, Germany - (Ass Mess): A 100ft, 32-ton red Veronese marble sculpture of a vagina positioned outside Tübingen University Institute for Microbiology and Virology is being tested for sexually transmitted diseases this week following an inciden...

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Dead oligarch's $50m art collection bombs

Funny story: Dead oligarch's $50m art collection bombs

St Tropez, South of France - Administrators of the late Boris Berezovsky's estate are gutted that the Russian oligarch's precious art collection has turned out to be a pile of old Jackson Pollox. Nineteen paintings from his French villa Chateau E...

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Jesus and Disciples Were Not Present When da Vinci Painted "The Last Supper"

Funny story: Jesus and Disciples Were Not Present When da Vinci Painted "The Last Supper"

Milan, Italy - An international panel of art experts and historians has unanimously agreed that Jesus Christ and his 12 Disciples were not actually present and did not personally sit for Leonardo da Vinci when da Vinci painted his famous mural "The L...

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Spanish Queens Art Fraudster Busted

Funny story: Spanish Queens Art Fraudster Busted

New York - A Spaniard who masterminded a $80m art forgery scam out of a seedy Queens apartment has been arrested and charged with peddling a load of fraudulent old Jackson Pollox. FBI agents pounced on José Carlos Bergantinos Diaz, 69, last Friday...

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Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Funny story: Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...

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Out of Sight, Out of Mind

The police of Nice, France were somewhat embarrassed this morning, sheepishly admitting to a clamouring throng of reporters in a small room of uncomfortable chairs, that they had made an error in earlier reports of the recovery of a stolen masterpiec...

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Art history: finger painting

Finger paints are bright primary colors that artists apply to canvases using their fingers, rather than brushes, to save money and avoid costly cleanup. During spring break, Miss Ruthie invented the medium when she was thinking of a "fun, creative project" for her daycare students. They got bored easily, she explained, and she wanted to find a way to divert them for the hours between nap time a...

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Francis Bacon Sandwich self portrait fetches $50m at NYC auction

Funny story: Francis Bacon Sandwich self portrait fetches $50m at NYC auction

New York - The selfie is thought to have been inspired by the aritst's brief stay at an East Ham, London massage parlor where two voluptuous masseuses plied him with drink before getting out an old Polaroid. Tonight bidding for the 10" x 6" maste...

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