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Funny story:  FBI reckons art heist is more 'Ship of Fools' than Rembrandt's 'Storm on the Sea of Galilee'

FBI reckons art heist is more 'Ship of Fools' than Rembrandt's 'Storm on the Sea of Galilee'

Boston - Federal agents investigating a $500 million international art heist from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum are poised to bust a renegade ex-Mossad money laundering ring following a successful trip to Israel on the back of US Airforce One t...
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Funny story:  Banksy Art Removal Sparks Black Market For 'Wall Art'

Banksy Art Removal Sparks Black Market For 'Wall Art'

Following the recent mysterious removal and attempted sale of Banksy's street art, a new black market has quickly emerged for the wall plaster behind other valuable artwork. Earlier this week, a London art gallery was broken into and the plaster b...
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Funny story:  Emin makes art work for Middleton

Emin makes art work for Middleton

Former Turner Prize nominee and artistic turncoat Tracy Emin has been commissioned to produce a new piece of work by Royal hanger on and professional shopper Pippa Middleton. The work will another neon piece in the style of Bruce Nauman and will...
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Funny story:  Exciting new Graphene Art developed

Exciting new Graphene Art developed

For the last few years, scientists have been exploring the properties and possible uses of graphene, the new wonder material made of an atom-thick layer of carbon. It promises to herald a revolution in materials and electronics development. Howev...
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Funny story:  Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Controversial artist Miles Taipan is thought to be hot favourite for next years Turner Prize. Miles' last 'piece' for which he shat upon one of the lions in Trafalgar Square went viral on Utube and made headlines around the world. The actual excrement was gathered up by his curator and sold on Ebay. His proposed piece for next year's Turner threatens to be just as controversial. Some critics consi...
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Funny story:  Mars Gallery Gets Off Ground

Mars Gallery Gets Off Ground

NASA - In a surprise announcement today NASA revealed a secret mission assigned to Curiosity Rover - a mission of goodwill and cultural sharing intended for the solar system, the galaxy and the universe that will last a thousand years. A spokesman fo...
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Funny story:  Picture Improver for Tate Modern

Picture Improver for Tate Modern

The picture restorer from Spain who made a portrait of Christ look like a HOMO their pictures. 'We have been trying to work out for some time the true meaning of some of our paintings and objects' said curator Humprey Goose 'now we can see if any...
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Funny story:  Metamorphosis: Titian 2012. National Gallery. Review

Metamorphosis: Titian 2012. National Gallery. Review

Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit visits the Sainsbury Wing to see some contemporary resonses to Ovid's poetry alongside the Venetian great... It can be soooo dull looking at nudes with boyfriends, so I wasn't looking forward to it when Dicky Featherstonehaugh-Tomsk insisted he wanted to come with me to this. Dicky's all right, but he can come across as a bit, you know, pervy. But when I ta...
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Funny story:  Tracey Emin's new exhibit hailed a critical success

Tracey Emin's new exhibit hailed a critical success

Foremost British Female Artist with Attitude, Tracey Emin's latest exhibition has been hailed her most daring work yet. BBC Art Correspondent, Will Gompertz, has visited the latest works by Emin and has nothing but good words to say about it. "...
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Funny story:  100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds. Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...
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Funny story:  Salvador Dali Horse To Fetch £400,000

Salvador Dali Horse To Fetch £400,000

A bronze horse sculpted by Spanish surrealist Salvador Dali is expected to go for £400,000 at auction next week. Featuring in a sale of Impressionist and Modern Art Le cheval à la montre molle - 'The horse with the melted watch' - dates from 1980...
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Funny story:  Man's lunch becomes star exhibit at Tate Modern

Man's lunch becomes star exhibit at Tate Modern

A man's hastily discarded lunch has become the latest star exhibit at the wacky Tate Modern art gallery. 'The physical impossibility of half-eaten pork pie in Tesco crisp bag' soon began to attract crowds after Dave Stench had to answer a call of...
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Funny story:  Ex-builder opens art show at the Tate Modern

Ex-builder opens art show at the Tate Modern

The Tate Modern gallery in London is well known for its unusual and sometimes controversial displays of art from Britain's brightest and most talented artists. It has probably never had as much publicity as it has from its latest installation, a coll...
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Funny story:  Turner Prize Shortlist "All Bollocks" Says Expert

Turner Prize Shortlist "All Bollocks" Says Expert

A woman whose work has included projects based on Star Wars character Jabba the Hutt is one of the four artists shortlisted for this year's £25,000 Turner Prize. Performance artist Lali "Spartacus" Chetwynd joins Luke Fowler, Paul Noble and Elizab...
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Funny story:  Dorking Anti-Counterfeit Police Raid Art Class

Dorking Anti-Counterfeit Police Raid Art Class

Fifteen people were arrested last night when Dorking Police swooped on the Our Lady Mary RC school to break up a "notorious" currency counterfeiting operation. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed respon...
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Funny story:  Tate Gallery Snubs Dorking Artist In Latest Blockbuster

Tate Gallery Snubs Dorking Artist In Latest Blockbuster

A Dorking painter is furious after once again being snubbed by a major art gallery, writes EIF News & Features Art Correspondent, Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit. London's Tate Britain has announced that its big autumn show this year will be t...
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Funny story:  Local Expert In Frame For Top Arts Job

Local Expert In Frame For Top Arts Job

A local art historian and critic is among the names being touted to be the next chair of Arts Council England. Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit will be up against television presenter, political pundit and former Tory MP Michael Portillo, and TV mo...
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Funny story:  Bullshit is a lost art…

Bullshit is a lost art…

I was standing in line at the grocery store when an elderly man with a smooth southern accent came up to me and said, "Miss? Do you use those softener sheets that you put in the dryer?" Thinking that he was loose in the grocery store and needed directions to the laundry products I said, "Well, yes I do," preparing to point him in the right direction. "I thought you might,' cause you've go...
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