Sussex - (Wormwood Scrubbers): Ministry of Justice bosses today blamed Ford Open Prison's openly gay woman governor for the weekend's rioting that burnt down the jail.
'Mean looking' Sharon Williams apparently sparked the blaze that caused £3milli...
Hopeless Street chip-shop in Ventnor is the centre of a police investigation after a fire broke out there at 10:30pm Monday morning.
Regular Isle of Wight News readers, and even some of those with constipation, will recall our recent survey to fin...
Police are hunting a pair of youths who are believed to be behind a series of arson attacks on dry stone walls around Shorwell.
"There are a couple of young lads we'd like to speak to," said police constable Michelle Gonmad. "We have a fair idea who they are, on account of there not being very many youths in the Shorwell area."
The border wall for Westcourt Farm, on the road to Limerstone ha...
A 19 metres tall and 12 metres wide statue of Jesus Christ no longer stands after Jesus' relative, Mother Nature, was alleged to have been called in to "strike it down".
In Ohio, locals were at a loss why a lightening strike choose there treasured...
Saying he probably inhaled too many paint fumes while finishing his lawnmower in a small building, a Wisconsin man faces an arson charge after telling authorities he wasn't thinking when he decided to use gasoline for cleaning up his apartment, and t...
Consternation today following the total incineration of a house, reportedly occupied by a daft bastard. Smoke and flames engulfed the house at eleven am today and the building suffered total structural failure as fire-fighters arrived at the scene.
Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by po...
A giant straw goat erected each Christmas in the northern Swedish town of Bonkers has been burned down - yet again.
The 50 foot high animal has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been ram-raided with a sleigh, b...
Following Tuesday morning's fire which destroyed Fleetwood's historic pier, causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage, Lancashire Police announced the arrest of over 350 suspected arsonists.
At a press conference this afternoon, a representative...
Dudley, Yorks - (Ass Mess): Veteran Spoof! writer Monkey Woods is said to be incandescent today after Tipton fire chiefs blamed him for the blaze that destroyed a 500-acre petrol refinery following a windbreaking demonstration that went horribly arse...
The recent spikes in gas prices have hurt everyone from small businesses to nine-to-fivers in terms of transportation.
While gas prices haven't hurt convicted arsonist Tim Harris' mobility, he has been affected in other ways.
"Sadly, I just can...
California - (Smouldering Mess): A Tom Cruise hex has been blamed for the suspected arson attack on Universal Studios.
As councils throughout the country struggle to pay councillors expenses, send them on junkets to far flung lands, and settle huge PFI finance debts to parasitic outsourcers, a lifeline has been thrown to them by the Government with the establishment...
Athens, Greece - Prometheus, disappointed with what man has done with the gift of Fire he gave to them, reportedly decided to take it back. Unfortunately, as he was returning to Olympia, he ran into some old college-drinking buddies. Together they at...
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS subtitled "Robespierre & Lenin Redux" or "Mental Arson"...