Abbottabad - That 'Arab Spring' tagline has taken a bashing amid reports Bin Laden made 'an absolute killing' flogging poisoned water on his Holy Shit! website.
The liquid's supernatural powers had seen it branded the world's top ills' whitewasher...
Really, totally, and unequivocally excited about their recent bacterium discovery in an arsenic pool in California, biologists and astrologers were quick to hypothesize the existence of life (in other forms) across the universe.
Though most all li...
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