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Funny story:  Wenger: "I was right to sell all my best players"
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Wenger: "I was right to sell all my best players"

Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger has refuted suggestions that his teams failure to capture a trophy in almost five years is a direct result of the sale of all of his best players. "I do not think this was a wrong move. Not winning a trophy in this lo...
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Fabregas - "Make an honest woman out of me"

Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas sent a chilling ultimatum to his Manager, Arsene Wenger, by claiming the French man has 48 hours to make an honest woman of him, or he will find a manager that will. "Frankly, I am sick of this. I feel the last 5 year...
Funny story:  Wenger: "We Are The Best Team in The World"
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Wenger: "We Are The Best Team in The World"

Arsenal Coach Arsene Wenger was full of praise for his players and club, ahead of his teams weekend fixture at Wolves. "Just because I say Van Persie is the best striker in the premiership at the moment, does not mean all our other players aren't...
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Emmanuel Adebayor Hit With Two FA Charges?

Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor could be hit with two FA charges tonight after a hearing watched video evidence of two incidents from last Saturday's game against Arsenal which City won 4-2. Adebayor's goal celebration, in front of Gunne...
Funny story:  UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo
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UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

Arsenal supporters are delighted that UEFA has rescinded its 2-match ban on their Croatian international Eduardo, who was accused of diving in the Champions League tie with Celtic. UEFA now suggests that the Metropolitan police should consider a...
Funny story:  Emmanuel Adebayor annoys Arsenal Four Times
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Emmanuel Adebayor annoys Arsenal Four Times

Emmanuel Adebayor, the Manchester City striker formally of Arsenal has annoyed his former team not once or twice but four times. "How can I say, I am annoyed," admitted Wenger in a press conference afterwards. "Firstly he stamped on Robin [van Per...

Funny story:  Emmanuel Adebayor Admits He And Arsene Wenger "Are No Longer Friends"
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Emmanuel Adebayor Admits He And Arsene Wenger "Are No Longer Friends"

Former Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who signed for Manchester City in the summer, said after yesterday's crunch encounter between the two clubs that his goal which finished the game off as a contest was the sweetest he had ever scored, and that...
Funny story:  Arsenals injuries caused by translation error - Merde!
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Arsenals injuries caused by translation error - Merde!

As the injury curse of Arsenal Football club returns year after year like the terminal repetition of friends on satellite Television, an explanation can be finally found for why Thomas Rosicky's legs appear to be made of Cadburys Flakes and why Johan...

Funny story:  Gazza hired as official crier for Arsenal footballer Andrey Arshavin
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Gazza hired as official crier for Arsenal footballer Andrey Arshavin

There is breaking news that Arsenal footballer Andrey Arshavin can't survive a tax rate of 50% on his £4million a year salary. Although he earns in a week the equivalent of two nurses' annual salary, it seems that he really can't afford to live on...
Funny story:  Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy
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Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy

Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...

Funny story:  Wenger's Young Troops Run Amok
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Wenger's Young Troops Run Amok

It is no surprise that Arsenal are struggling to keep up with the likes of Manchester United and Liverpool in the Premiership this season - the kids are running riot. With Arsene Wenger lacking the ability to discipline his young charges if they m...
Funny story:  Police hunt for 'Lucan' Rosicky
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Police hunt for 'Lucan' Rosicky

The Metropolitan Police serious crime squad have launched an international man-hunt for the former Arsenal footballer Thomas Rosicky. Apparently they received phone calls from Arsenal fans claiming that he hadn't been seen for more than a year but wa...

Funny story:  Arsene to face tough questions at supporters meeting
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Arsene to face tough questions at supporters meeting

Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal Manager is poised to face tough questions at the upcoming Arsenal Supporters Trust meeting. The meeting which cannot be held on school night comes on the back of another meagre season for the nicest passing footabll team...
Funny story:  Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal
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Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Despite loosing the European Champions League semi final against Manchester United, one Arsenal player has something to smile about. Young defender Keiran Gibbs has been handed a six figure contract to advertise Heelies. The wheeled shoe manufa...

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