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Santa Claus detained for flying sleigh while drunk, Christmas cancelled

Santa Claus has been detained after flying his sleigh under the influence, it has been reported. Claus, aged 1,744, from the North Pole, was intercepted by American jets and forced to land at Thule Air Base in the Qaasuitsup region of Northern Gre...

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9 Year Old Arrested For Faking Her Continued Belief In Santa Claus

Funny story: 9 Year Old Arrested For Faking Her Continued Belief In Santa Claus

Huntington, W.Va. - A local nine year old girl was arrested yesterday after her parents realized the girl had been faking her belief in Santa Claus as a ruse to get more Christmas presents, and to ensure that the presents she received were more fun.

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Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Funny story: Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Washington D.C. - Washington D.C. police were called to the Washington Monument yesterday after receiving 911 calls about a naked man at the base of the monument. When police arrived they observed a naked man who, in the words of one officer, was "f...

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Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Funny story: Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...

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Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

Funny story: Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

With all the information being collected for every individual in the United States, you may not have to bother voting anymore as someone with your records will vote for you. Should you decide to go vote anyway, be warned ahead of time that you cou...

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Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

Funny story: Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

"Dolly Parton" Arrested at the Knoxville Airport in Maryville, Tennessee Says The Sevier County Journal! Dolly Parton is well known in Knoxville and when a blonde, big breasted woman came into the airport, she had to stop and sign a few autographs...

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Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Funny story: Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...

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Wrong Person Arrested

Funny story: Wrong Person Arrested

Police in Louisville arrested the wrong person. While this in itself is not a true surprise, it's HOW wrong the police got it. Charlie Mahew was arrested in front of his mother, his brother, and his two children during a family get-together last Thur...

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Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...

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Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

Funny story: Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

A Judge in Wyoming has ruled that a man whom police say, began picking up young girls and flashing them for the past ten years has the right to have a DNA testing. Although police say they are absolutely sure they have the right guy because they h...

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Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...

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Dennis is not a Menace

Funny story: Dennis is not a Menace

Les Dennis, he of Family Fortunes fame, has approached the police demanding to know why he has not been arrested as part of Operation Yew Tree. "This is an outrage," said Dennis. "All of the people I've worked with through the years have been arr...

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Mark Knopfler arrested for inappropriate remarks

Funny story: Mark Knopfler arrested for inappropriate remarks

Police have announced today that as part of the ongoing investigations into inappropriate behaviour of celebrities during the 70s and 80s that Mark Knopfler, lead singer and guitarist of the rock band Dire Straits, is the latest to be arrested. "A...

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MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

Funny story: MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident. "There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes...

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Charlie Brown and Lucy among Peanuts Gang members arrested today!

Funny story: Charlie Brown and Lucy among Peanuts Gang members arrested today!

PEANUTVILLE, New York (ABSNN) - Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus and Pigpen, four ageless elementary school students at Peanutville Basic School, were hauled off to jail today on a "bullying" warrant sworn out by internet blogger Buz Bishop, AKA "Dad C...

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Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...

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Homo Sapiens arrested after shouting at suspect burgers

A hungry man, known only as Homo Sapiens, has been arrested after he shouted at two suspect hamburgers on an unarmed hot-dog stall somewhere in East Midlands. Police are reluctant, at this stage, to disclose any further details due to the unusual...

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Dorking couple arrested after miscommunication

Funny story: Dorking couple arrested after miscommunication

Dorking couple, Doris and Harold Heinz have been arrested after a series of public indecency offences left them in hot water. "It all started when our new neighbours moved in," said Doris Heinz, 57, who has been bailed, pending trial. "We thought...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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