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Funny story: Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Washington D.C. - Washington D.C. police were called to the Washington Monument yesterday after receiving 911 calls about a naked man at the base of the monument. When police arrived they observed a naked man who, in the words of one officer, was "f...
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Funny story: Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...
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Funny story: Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

With all the information being collected for every individual in the United States, you may not have to bother voting anymore as someone with your records will vote for you. Should you decide to go vote anyway, be warned ahead of time that you cou...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

"Dolly Parton" Arrested at the Knoxville Airport in Maryville, Tennessee Says The Sevier County Journal! Dolly Parton is well known in Knoxville and when a blonde, big breasted woman came into the airport, she had to stop and sign a few autographs...
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Funny story: Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...
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Funny story: Wrong Person Arrested

Wrong Person Arrested

Police in Louisville arrested the wrong person. While this in itself is not a true surprise, it's HOW wrong the police got it. Charlie Mahew was arrested in front of his mother, his brother, and his two children during a family get-together last Thur...
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Funny story: Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...
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Funny story: Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

A Judge in Wyoming has ruled that a man whom police say, began picking up young girls and flashing them for the past ten years has the right to have a DNA testing. Although police say they are absolutely sure they have the right guy because they h...
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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...
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Funny story: Dennis is not a Menace

Dennis is not a Menace

Les Dennis, he of Family Fortunes fame, has approached the police demanding to know why he has not been arrested as part of Operation Yew Tree. "This is an outrage," said Dennis. "All of the people I've worked with through the years have been arr...
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Funny story: Mark Knopfler arrested for inappropriate remarks

Mark Knopfler arrested for inappropriate remarks

Police have announced today that as part of the ongoing investigations into inappropriate behaviour of celebrities during the 70s and 80s that Mark Knopfler, lead singer and guitarist of the rock band Dire Straits, is the latest to be arrested. "A...
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Funny story: MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident. "There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes...
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Funny story: Charlie Brown and Lucy among Peanuts Gang members arrested today!

Charlie Brown and Lucy among Peanuts Gang members arrested today!

PEANUTVILLE, New York (ABSNN) - Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus and Pigpen, four ageless elementary school students at Peanutville Basic School, were hauled off to jail today on a "bullying" warrant sworn out by internet blogger Buz Bishop, AKA "Dad C...
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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...
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Funny story: Homo Sapiens arrested after shouting at suspect burgers

Homo Sapiens arrested after shouting at suspect burgers

A hungry man, known only as Homo Sapiens, has been arrested after he shouted at two suspect hamburgers on an unarmed hot-dog stall somewhere in East Midlands. Police are reluctant, at this stage, to disclose any further details due to the unusual...
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Funny story: Dorking couple arrested after miscommunication

Dorking couple arrested after miscommunication

Dorking couple, Doris and Harold Heinz have been arrested after a series of public indecency offences left them in hot water. "It all started when our new neighbours moved in," said Doris Heinz, 57, who has been bailed, pending trial. "We thought...
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Funny story: The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
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Funny story: George Clooney arrested for attempting to act!

George Clooney arrested for attempting to act!

US super-star actor, ageing women's favourite and generally good hearted chap, George Clooney has been arrested, but he wasn't acting; this time it was for real. He was arrested at a Sudan protest march in Washington outside of their embassy protesti...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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