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Funny story: Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

MALLEABLE MALIBU -- Olympic has-been, athlete Bruce Jenner has become obsessed with wearing women's undergarments, which have led to rumors, allegedly spread by his wife Kris (note the masculine name of his bitter half), that the former track-and-fie...
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Funny story: Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Tired? Back bothering you again? No problem: just "summon" The Chair From Nowhere. Inspired by cockroaches, The Chair From Nowhere is actually a stainless-steel "exoskeleton" that, like The Femdom Dildo, straps onto the wearer's body-in the case o...
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Funny story: The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!

Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!

Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson! His latest blockbusting "terminati...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media. The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5. He remarked...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, self-proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American-made motion pictures. The North Korean leader revealed that he has wa...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Willing To Take Maria Shriver Back On One Condition

Arnold Schwarzenegger Willing To Take Maria Shriver Back On One Condition

LOS ANGELES - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California has not had much luck in his movie comeback nor in his marriage to Maria Shriver. The ex-body building champion who once held the title of The Strongest Man in The Entire Sola...
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Funny story: John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the word on the streets of West Holly, as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger refers to it, is that John "The Player" Mayer, 34, will soon be dumping 28-year-old Katy Perry. The couple who have la...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

BEVERLY HILLS - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California, Arnold "The Player" Schwarzenegger, has just said that he is in the market for a brand new maid. The 65-year-old actor told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-√°-Vis that th...
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Funny story: Maria Shriver Writes Book About Arnold Schwarzenegger

Maria Shriver Writes Book About Arnold Schwarzenegger

BRENTWOOD, California - Maria Shriver is still extremely upset at the fact that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child out of wedlock with their long time housekeeper. Maria, whose mother Eunice is a Massachusetts Kennedy...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

NEW ORLEANS - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to the Big Easy on a promotional book tour for his latest book titled Total Recall - My Story of Loving, Lusting, and Lap Mingling. He was interviewed by several reporters with the entertainment in...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She'll Be A Kennedy

Taylor Swift Says She'll Be A Kennedy

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has sold over 22 million albums and has appeared on episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Two and A Half Men, and The Cupcake Wars. She has also dated the likes of well-known Hollywood personalities such as Joe Jonas...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - It appears that country artist Taylor Swift prefers to keep it in the family; the Kennedy family. The 22-year-old singer spent the Independence Day holidays at the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound in Hyannis Port with Pat...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Promises No Patrick Schwarzenegger Songs

Taylor Swift Promises No Patrick Schwarzenegger Songs

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has stated that she really enjoyed visiting with the Kennedy Family at their Kennedy Hyannisport Compound. Taylor was the personal guest of Patrick Schwarzenegger, 18, the eldest son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shri...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Pops Fireworks With Patrick Schwarzenegger

Taylor Swift Pops Fireworks With Patrick Schwarzenegger

HYANNISPORT, Massachusetts - It appears that Taylor Swift certainly saw lots of fireworks as she spent the 4th of July holiday visiting the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound. And as impressed as Taylor was with the aerial display of fireworks she was m...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were spotted side-by-side at a local hospital on Thursday. While Schwarzenegger appeared to have just come from shoulder surgery, it was not immediately clear what Stallone was in the same hospital for.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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