Reports from the frontline describe an an all out attack on rebel strongholds in Glasgow and Liverpool.
The regime has taken out the terrorist rebels sheltering in converted mosques. These rebels want to replace stable Government with unstable gov...
The Ministry of Defence has confirmed reports that many soldiers have slapped in requests to return to Afghanistan early rather than be deployed in London during the Olympics.
Commanding Officers claim that many of their men, when faced with the p...
On the 22nd of January 1879 a company of Royal Logistics corps found its way to the Buffalo River on the boarder of the Natal Province and Zulu Kingdom. They had been filling in the shit pits at a camp in Isandlwana when a pride of lions had mistaken them for short legged Spruce Gazelles.
Being British soldiers first and shit shovelers second, they did the honourable thing and legged it.
"What...
Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition.
We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...
London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding.
Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...
LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...
The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women.
"This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...
President Barrack Obama has vowed that U.S will tone down its presence in Libya as it does not want to be the pre-eminent force in the African country.
Effective tomorrow, U.S troops will abandon their traditional bright green mottled digital "Mul...
The British Military are short of cash and over-run with all manner of miliary machinery and will be holding an auction soon in order to get a bit of cash back in their coffers.
Fewer men in the military means fewer pieces of hardware required, so about 600 tanks, four frigates and destroyers, all manner of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces will be placed up for auction very soon.
It...
Moammar Gadhafi or "Old Gad-About" to his intimate friend, now claims that he has personally led his forces to retake several small towns around the Libyan Capital, while riding a white horse!
"We were victorious against the whole al-Qaida army pl...
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral John Mullen, issued a statement today regarding new guidelines to be included in the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" rule, the Pentagon has been working...
In the on-going war against terrorism it emerged today that British singer songwriter James Blunt, 53, plays a huge part in hunting down terrorist hideouts and wanted criminals.
Colonel Terry Spatchcock of Regiment 113 Division Two explained:
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After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific or elsewhere.
In a statement released during Defens...
After conducting yet another exhaustive review, the Ministry of Defence has concluded that it will continue to ban women from frontline infantry units and close quarters combat.
Women soldiers will continue in their current support roles, which ar...
(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)
A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
In late breaking news, it has been announced that the British Army will no longer march into battle carrying weapons.
The Ministry of Defence has received several complaints from members of the Taliban in Afghanistan. The complaints describe the t...
With the Joint Armed Forces Treaty between France and the UK being signed today it has been revealed that all British tanks will be refurbished to accommodate the French when on operations in War zones.
Manufacturers have already said th...
In a shock new move, UK military forces will work alongside their French counterparts, including the possibility that UK troops could be under French command.
As well as land forces, the Royal Navy will pair with the French fishing fleet. Also, in...