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Funny story: Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

It's been six months since Russell Brand's interview with Jeremy Paxman on "Newsnight" in which he predicted a revolution against the current government. Not many took it seriously, but fast forward to this week and I'm being led down a dark and din...
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Funny story: Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

The first thing that will happen after a terrorist bombing, tornado, earthquake, bank hold-up will soon be a drone. Plans now being drawn up by emergency responders like police, firemen, even soldiers will be a drone or team of drones to check out...
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Funny story: The Army Game: 2014

The Army Game: 2014

It's non-lateral thinking time from the lads at the Ministry of Defence it would seem, after recent widespread and punitive cuts to Britain's armed Forces it appears there is now a shortfall, excluding the girl guides and the WVS of course. Thus,...
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Funny story: Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...
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Funny story: A Man In Toledo Ohio Invents An Army Penknife With 93 Tools

A Man In Toledo Ohio Invents An Army Penknife With 93 Tools

TOLEDO, Ohio - Ever since he was a youngster Titus Hank Hookerhaus has always loved to dabble in the world of inventions. Well 19 years of dabbling have finally paid off as he has just invented the biggest army penknife in existence. The knife...
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Funny story: The U.S. Army Is Getting Extremely Strict Regarding Tattoos

The U.S. Army Is Getting Extremely Strict Regarding Tattoos

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the U.S. Department of The Army state that the military branch will soon be coming out with new guidelines regarding ink art or tattooing as it is commonly called. The Secretary of The Army Johnny McHugh is...
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Funny story: Prince Harry saves soldier from fashion blunder

Prince Harry saves soldier from fashion blunder

Royal bad boy Prince Harry made a dramatic intervention last week, it was revealed, when a soldier from his unit almost bought a yellow t-shirt to wear with blue jeans. The incident occurred at a Next outlet in Afghanistan, when the private, drunk af...
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Funny story: Free British Army Rebels Attacked

Free British Army Rebels Attacked

Reports from the frontline describe an an all out attack on rebel strongholds in Glasgow and Liverpool. The regime has taken out the terrorist rebels sheltering in converted mosques. These rebels want to replace stable Government with unstable gov...
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Funny story: MoD Admits Soldiers Volunteering to Return to Afghanistan Rather than Patrol in London During Olympics

MoD Admits Soldiers Volunteering to Return to Afghanistan Rather than Patrol in London During Olympics

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed reports that many soldiers have slapped in requests to return to Afghanistan early rather than be deployed in London during the Olympics. Commanding Officers claim that many of their men, when faced with the p...
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Funny story: Rooks Droft Part one: What Zulu's?

Rooks Droft Part one: What Zulu's?

On the 22nd of January 1879 a company of Royal Logistics corps found its way to the Buffalo River on the boarder of the Natal Province and Zulu Kingdom. They had been filling in the shit pits at a camp in Isandlwana when a pride of lions had mistaken them for short legged Spruce Gazelles. Being British soldiers first and shit shovelers second, they did the honourable thing and legged it. "What...
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Funny story: Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...
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Funny story: 'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding. Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...
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Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...
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Funny story: Budget Cuts at the Ministry of Defence

Budget Cuts at the Ministry of Defence

The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women. "This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...
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Funny story: U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

President Barrack Obama has vowed that U.S will tone down its presence in Libya as it does not want to be the pre-eminent force in the African country. Effective tomorrow, U.S troops will abandon their traditional bright green mottled digital "Mul...
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Funny story: How about a Military Tank as a Garden Centrepiece with which to 'wow' your neighbours?

How about a Military Tank as a Garden Centrepiece with which to 'wow' your neighbours?

The British Military are short of cash and over-run with all manner of miliary machinery and will be holding an auction soon in order to get a bit of cash back in their coffers. Fewer men in the military means fewer pieces of hardware required, so about 600 tanks, four frigates and destroyers, all manner of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces will be placed up for auction very soon. It...
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Funny story: Moammar Gadhafi, Led By Gadhafi Himself in a White Robe & on Horseback, Retakes Control of Towns

Moammar Gadhafi, Led By Gadhafi Himself in a White Robe & on Horseback, Retakes Control of Towns

Moammar Gadhafi or "Old Gad-About" to his intimate friend, now claims that he has personally led his forces to retake several small towns around the Libyan Capital, while riding a white horse! "We were victorious against the whole al-Qaida army pl...
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Funny story: "No Lisping" To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

"No Lisping" To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral John Mullen, issued a statement today regarding new guidelines to be included in the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" rule, the Pentagon has been working...
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