In response to the latest FBI Investigation into Russian collusion, the White House announced today that it was signing an executive order to take effect immediately.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a bigger good guy with two...
1. "LIVE AND LET LIVE."
"The Pope refers to not judging others and letting them continue with their lives in a way that best suits them."
Would the Church even exist if it had followed this?
Remember the Crusades, the so-called Holy Wars, the pact with Hitler? The forcible conversion of natives? The indoctrination of the faithful through the Catholic school system? The exploit...
POPE FRANCIS denounced the "Right to Die Movement" on Saturday 14th November 2014, saying that Euthanasia is a "sin against God and creation".
We talked to their Foreign Affairs Director at the Holy See, Jesuit Bishop Alphonse de Mason.
JONESBORO, AR- Members of Parent-Teacher Organizations in 20 school districts filed lawsuits in county courts throughout the state of Arkansas today, challenging school dress codes. The lawsuits specifically target provisions against sleeveless shirt...
Washington D.C. - By executive order, per the White House dot com news story section, all small arms are banned.
TheSpoof.com reproduces the order here:
"Small arms have been implicated in too many crimes. To many widdows. Too many sisters...
The crime epidemic that has hit the once sleepy village of Little Divot reached a disturbing level yesterday after an armed man attempted to rob the local post office.
Villagers were left stunned recently after half an ounce of weed and three cann...
London - There's been an urgent call to MI6 bosses this weekend to call off the hounds trailing a buffoonish-looking former flat mate of British Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox.
Media sources have noted that a dodgy espionage tale is brewing up nice...
A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today.
The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei:
"I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve cras...
Apparently it's true! Heidi Montag, the multi plasticated surgical miracle of The Hills has apparently been making enquiries regarding the possibility of having an extra pair of arms surgically implanted onto her torso in order to look more like the...
St. Louis, MO. Today The Sleeveless Garment Advocacy Group (SGAG) filed a suit in the Appellate Court against Whitman, Hadley, and Yale as a result of a legal argument where women employees are prohibited from wearing sleeveless garments.
LOS ANGELES - The Society For The Right To Bare Arms has just named Madonna as this year's recipient of The Ugliest Female Arms in The World Award.
Society President Ginger Montebudello, 53, said that the singer won 'hands' down. She added that Ma...
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