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Funny story: Arkansas becomes next battleground in Arms Debate

Arkansas becomes next battleground in Arms Debate

JONESBORO, AR- Members of Parent-Teacher Organizations in 20 school districts filed lawsuits in county courts throughout the state of Arkansas today, challenging school dress codes. The lawsuits specifically target provisions against sleeveless shirt...
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Funny story: All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

Washington D.C. - By executive order, per the White House dot com news story section, all small arms are banned. TheSpoof.com reproduces the order here: "Small arms have been implicated in too many crimes. To many widdows. Too many sisters...
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Funny story: Attempted Armed Robbery At Little Divot Post Office

Attempted Armed Robbery At Little Divot Post Office

The crime epidemic that has hit the once sleepy village of Little Divot reached a disturbing level yesterday after an armed man attempted to rob the local post office. Villagers were left stunned recently after half an ounce of weed and three cann...
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Funny story: Dr Liam Foxy-NOC-See pal Adam Werritty blames hunt saboteurs

Dr Liam Foxy-NOC-See pal Adam Werritty blames hunt saboteurs

London - There's been an urgent call to MI6 bosses this weekend to call off the hounds trailing a buffoonish-looking former flat mate of British Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox. Media sources have noted that a dodgy espionage tale is brewing up nice...
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Funny story: Bionic arm causes crash in Austria!

Bionic arm causes crash in Austria!

A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today. The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei: "I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve cras...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Wants An Extra Pair Of Arms To Look Like Vishnu

Heidi Montag Wants An Extra Pair Of Arms To Look Like Vishnu

Apparently it's true! Heidi Montag, the multi plasticated surgical miracle of The Hills has apparently been making enquiries regarding the possibility of having an extra pair of arms surgically implanted onto her torso in order to look more like the...
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Funny story: Right to Bare Arms

Right to Bare Arms

St. Louis, MO. Today The Sleeveless Garment Advocacy Group (SGAG) filed a suit in the Appellate Court against Whitman, Hadley, and Yale as a result of a legal argument where women employees are prohibited from wearing sleeveless garments. The a...
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Funny story: Madonna Wins The Ugliest Female Arms In The World Award

Madonna Wins The Ugliest Female Arms In The World Award

LOS ANGELES - The Society For The Right To Bare Arms has just named Madonna as this year's recipient of The Ugliest Female Arms in The World Award. Society President Ginger Montebudello, 53, said that the singer won 'hands' down. She added that Ma...
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