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Washington, DC
POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden.
POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ?
"Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM. A report published by the Brussels, Belgium-based International Union of Really Worried Scientists calculates the destructive power of the US Congress as equivalent to an eight-mile wide meteor hitting Earth.
The report warns th...
Archeologists have discovered a new Mayan calendar - the Beach Babes Bikini Edition - that provides a new, and more reliable, date for the end of the world: June, 2014.
Discovering the calendar also proves that the Mayan's much publicized prophes...
Hysteria has been caused in some areas of the United States and in Ireland by the resignation of Pope Benedick the 16th. The Mayor of Boston,Thomas Menino has had to contend with the blizzard and now wacky rumours that we are entering the end times.
The online poll of 2,000 Brits carried out by EndPoll for online movie provider 'blankbox', revealed that 57% of people were aware of the Mayan prophecy of the apocalypse and 13% confessed to being worried.
More than one in four respondents put th...
Several UK Bookmakers have spread their interest in the latest developments in the Savile case. They are now offering odds on the following:
(1) Many Freemasons and some of those who run their organization particularly those living in Scotland are corrupt. 1/10
(2) Many lawyers and barristers operating in the UK and some judges and their peers are corrupt. 1/10
(3) Many working in the Sec...
New York - In an emergency appearance today before the United Nations, a team of international scientists reported that the world has ended. The stunning announcement came during a special session of the UN Security Council, during which scientists f...
White House sources admitted, late Tooosday [Gesundheit! -Ed], that it's just not worth it.
Said spokesman Ed Havenuff, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have to face facts. The World finds itself trying to navigate a well-known stream without a means of...
ALAMEDA, CA-In the wake of his failed prediction of a May 21, 2011 world end date, Harold Camping took to his radio show to inform the people that the world would now end on October 21, 20-HUHK HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK.
Camping made it cle...
Since the last three years, a huge wave of rumors has started in one corner of the world and traveled across the seas and lands all around the world, giving various reasons as to why the world, as we know it, will come to an end in the final quarter of the year 2012.
We have heard all about these reasons, however, we are here to add to your fears with our own article, simply because we love to...
TOPEKA, Kansas - A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a "doomsday bunker" in her back yard.
Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw t...
New York, USA - Authorities here are preparing for the imminent Battle of Armageddon now that four Amish men have been arrested for drunken driving of a horse-drawn carriage.
The Amish are known as a very devout Christian sect and locals here are...
With all the talk of doomsday prepping what else could be expected? These days, people are coming up with all sorts of doomsday prophecies from an economic collapse to mega volcanic eruption in Yellowstone National Park. If you ask me, this is just an excuse to be a hoarder, without letting the world know you have a psychological problem. Really, what are the odds of a major pandemic or electro-ma...
A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...
Doomsday theorists were left scratching their heads again recently when another widely publicised world-ending prophecy failed to materialise.
Observers were given very little notice for the most recent 'Rapture' warning when German fashion tosser...
Consider this article a bit of an "I Have Nothing to Write Today" part deux. I say that because I did my morning routine again, listening to the news, poking around Internet news sites to grab the top stories and looking for something I could make light of. Spoofing I think, is truly an art. The talented writers who usually appear in the top 10 of TheSpoof(dot)Com's authors are considered, at...
The White House reports that President Obama has "up and converted to evangelism" in preparation for a possible run against Herman Cain in 2012, apparently not realizing Cain had already bitten the proverbial political dust.
Citing Harold Campin...
It has been announced by the President of the World's Calendar Association, Eddy Days, that the Gregorian calendar shall be changed in order to avoid the Mayan doomsday prediction which is supposed to happen sometime in the year 2012, which by chance...