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Funny story: Arlen Specter Announces His Defection From the Human Race

Arlen Specter Announces His Defection From the Human Race

Today Senator Arlen Specter formerly of the great state of Pennsylvania, Earth, the United States, announced his permanent removal from the ranks of global citizens, homo sapiens, and residents of the red-blooded patriotic U.S. of A. Senator Lindsey...
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Funny story: Arlen Specter to Duesler: "Don't you be messin' wit mah niggaz!"

Arlen Specter to Duesler: "Don't you be messin' wit mah niggaz!"

HUNTINGDON VALLEY, PA - It was a black day for Ivory Tower Swim Club president John Duesler, who denied allegations of racism Friday after his club reneged on swim privileges for nearby Daddy's lil' Thugz day care center. "This thing has been blow...
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Funny story: Arlen Specter Party Switch Serves as Wake-up Call to GOP; Republicans Hit "Snooze"

Arlen Specter Party Switch Serves as Wake-up Call to GOP; Republicans Hit "Snooze"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Veteran Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter recently shed himself of the GOP, joining ranks with the Democratic party. He says the switch serves as "a wake-up call" to Republicans, who collectively rolled over, hit the snooze butto...
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Funny story: Obama throws 100 days in office Kool-Aid party for remaining non-defecting Republicans

Obama throws 100 days in office Kool-Aid party for remaining non-defecting Republicans

Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama celebrated his one hundred days in office today by throwing a Kool-Aid party in the White House Rose garden for the remaining non-defecting members of the Republican Party. Meanwhile, recent democratic co...
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Funny story: Spector says Gonzales Is Harming Justice Department by Staying

Spector says Gonzales Is Harming Justice Department by Staying

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Asshole General Alberto Gonzales is harming the Justice Department and President George W Bush by not resigning according to Phil Spector, a top Republican on the Judiciary Committee.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...
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