Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control.
Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...
Today Senator Arlen Specter formerly of the great state of Pennsylvania, Earth, the United States, announced his permanent removal from the ranks of global citizens, homo sapiens, and residents of the red-blooded patriotic U.S. of A. Senator Lindsey...
HUNTINGDON VALLEY, PA - It was a black day for Ivory Tower Swim Club president John Duesler, who denied allegations of racism Friday after his club reneged on swim privileges for nearby Daddy's lil' Thugz day care center.
"This thing has been blow...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Veteran Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter recently shed himself of the GOP, joining ranks with the Democratic party. He says the switch serves as "a wake-up call" to Republicans, who collectively rolled over, hit the snooze butto...
Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama celebrated his one hundred days in office today by throwing a Kool-Aid party in the White House Rose garden for the remaining non-defecting members of the Republican Party.
Meanwhile, recent democratic co...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Asshole General Alberto Gonzales is harming the Justice Department and President George W Bush by not resigning according to Phil Spector, a top Republican on the Judiciary Committee.
WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...
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