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Arkansas, in a Bid Get into the Guinness Book of World Records, to Execute 8 Men over 10 Days

Funny story: Arkansas, in a Bid Get into the Guinness Book of World Records, to Execute 8 Men over 10 Days

Little Rock, AR--Besides being known for its high incidence of early death, infant mortality, cardiovascular disease, and obesity, Arkansas may soon break a new record, and possibly get into the 2018 Guinness Book of World Records in the attempt.

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Many Arkansas Residents Want The State To Outlaw Chewing Tobacco Spitting

Funny story: Many Arkansas Residents Want The State To Outlaw Chewing Tobacco Spitting

LITTLE ROCK - The state of Arkansas has said that the spitting of chewing tobacco all over the place has got to stop. A spokesman for the governor's office stated that it has gotten to the point where a woman can't even take her half dozen young'u...

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Gilbert Gottfried Found Living In A Rundown Trailer House In Arkansas

Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Found Living In A Rundown Trailer House In Arkansas

MAGNOLIA, Arkansas - Former comedian Gilbert Gottfried has said that he never realized that he could have been so dumb, so stupid, and so utterly ignorant as to try and make a joke out of the devastating Japanese tsunami of 2010. Gottfried's joke...

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Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie

Funny story: Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie

NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin has received many awards but his biggest one is the one the news media bestowed upon him, The Biggest Egomaniacal Jerk In The USA. Baldwin, who is 55 going on 15, seems to think that he is the greatest actor since Juli...

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Arkansas Residents Fined For Using An Old Inactive Volcano As A Gigantic Trash Bin

Funny story: Arkansas Residents Fined For Using An Old Inactive Volcano As A Gigantic Trash Bin

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - A group of Arkansas residents were surprised to receive a visit from the local sheriff. Reporters for a local television station reported that Sheriff Hadley Foxfair, 51, received word about an illegal activity that was go...

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Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Senator Philbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] has just met with the members of the news media and he has informed them about a very important piece of state legislation that has just been passed by the Arkansas State Senate.

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Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

Funny story: Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia. The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...

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A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

Funny story: A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Claire "Cookie" Starkdiffy, 79, told the local authorities that she had no idea that what she did was against the law. Mrs. Starkdiffy, who was divorced in 2010 by her husband Wardley Starkdiffy after 51 years of marriage,...

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An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

Funny story: An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm. Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...

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Arkansas Outlaws Drones

Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Drones

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - After thousands of Arkansas residents issued complaints to their state senators the Arkansas Senate has voted by a vote of 27-8 to ban drones flying over the state. Senator Pilbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] spearheaded...

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Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

Funny story: Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...

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Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

Funny story: Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

LITTLE ROCK - A spokesperson for Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe, has just informed the news media about a new Governor's Directive that will go into effect on Monday, March 25, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. The GD clearly states that from that date forward, m...

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Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

Funny story: Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state. Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...

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Arkansas Orders All Full Frontal Female Nudity Men's Magazines Burned

Funny story: Arkansas Orders All Full Frontal Female Nudity Men's Magazines Burned

LITTLE ROCK - Several Arkansas citizens action groups have threatened to protest in the nude in order to bring attention to the out-of-control publication and distribution of X-rated men's magazines showing full frontal female nudity. Mavis Lorett...

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The Egg Laying Hens Were Traumatized As Hell

Funny story: The Egg Laying Hens Were Traumatized As Hell

POCAHONTAS, Arkansas - A recent 4.7 earthquake that hit Arkansas caused some damage to three trailer parks in the Greater Pocahontas area. Long time resident Buford "Bubba" Razzfinker, 83, said that at first he thought that the earthquake was just...

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Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Funny story: Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...

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Arkansas Man Arrested for Setting Up A Fake "Pat Down" Scam at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport In Hot Springs

Funny story: Arkansas Man Arrested for Setting Up A Fake "Pat Down" Scam at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport In Hot Springs

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Airport security guards apprehended an individual identified as Bucky "Buck" Fippyquack, 42, at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport in Hot Springs. One of the security guards Conway Earl Strayfoil said that he and his partner Ea...

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Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Adult Male Ponytails

LITTLE ROCK - The Arkansas State Legislature has just passed a bill banning adult males over the age of 21, from wearing ponytails. The bill was first proposed by Senator Cottonwood Foxfrick, who pointed out that he recently attended a Foxfrick fa...

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