Chancellor of spin, "Gorgeous George" Osborne has announced that "Loan-Grants" are to be made available to married couples (straight or gay) to build Arks to solve the flood crisis.
He announced to a meeting of redundant shipbuilders in Somerset,...
The double island nation of New Zealand is taking the bold step of making both islands national parks and taking the world's species to roam free in one giant zoo.
"New Zealand has a vast range of habitats," said tourism minister, Hacker McClacker...
Recently released medical records from the 1930's have revealed that the melted faces seen at the end of the Indiana Jones and the Raider's of the Lost Ark document healed quickly, and were not fatal, as had been first thought.
The recent unseasonal bad weather across the UK has prompted weather experts to offer some astounding advice to the public as a way of dealing with the conditions.
A startling new exhibition in America has confirmed what religion people and the authors of the bible have said all along; the Earth and all it's animals were made in six days by God.
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