After yet another pedestrian showing in the NFL postseason, Carson Palmer has determined he will air his frustration in a new book.
"This isn't just a money grab," the hapless quarterback stated, "I really do hate the playoffs."
From his firs...
SEATTLE - The crowd at CenturyLink Field in Seattle was not a happy one as the final seconds tipped off and their Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10.
The Seahawks record now stands at 12-3, but as Seattle wide receiver Golden Tat...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state.
The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer acting on the advice of her good friend and political supporter Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has taken steps to issue a song band for her state.
The governor recently met with Arpaio, the self-proclaimed toughest lawman...
GLENDALE, Arizona - Dallas Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett said he called time out to make sure that his field goal kicking unit had settled in - well if they had been any more settled in they would have looked like hefty John Goodman sprawled out on the...
NOGALES, Arizona - The executive director of the Arizona chapter of the Tea Bag Party, Brunicia Hixie Taterpickle, 67, has received over 4,000 phone calls, 5,000 text messages, and over 10,000 emails regarding the irresponsibility of some of her part...
PHOENIX, Arizona - After almost pulling off a Super Bowl upset, the Arizona Cardinals are looking for ways to improve their team for next season.
The Cardinals who lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers 27-23 have fired their defensive coordinator Clancy...
There was drama on an unprecedented scale at Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa this afternoon, when the game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the unfancied Arizona Cardinals, was called off at halftime due to too much grinning.
The Steelers fans were i...
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