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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles. But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor o...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer continues rolling down the track making good on her promise to leave the state in a state of disarray. The elderly governor has now informed the news media that she is going to issue a Governor's Proclamatio...
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Funny story: A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona - Arizona state troopers recently captured an Al-Qaeda member who tried to use an Exxon credit card at a local bank's ATM machine. The terrorist identified as Kam Ali Booba told arresting officers that there was no way that he wou...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer contacted Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy and told him that she is proud of him for standing up to the federal government. The dishwater blonde said that she may be a lame duck governor but deep down inside...
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Funny story: Arizona Residents Vow To Sue Governor Jan Brewer If She Bans Facebook

Arizona Residents Vow To Sue Governor Jan Brewer If She Bans Facebook

PHOENIX - American Spotlight Magazine reports that lame duck Governor Brewer has stated that before she leaves office she is going to try and cause as much misery and mayhem as she can. She said that her bitterness is a result of so many Arizona r...
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Funny story: The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

PHOENIX - Baseball fans in the Desert State are not too happy with their Arizona Diamondbacks at the present time as they have started off the 2014 season at 3-8. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti sat down in the D's clubhouse and had a...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently visited the city of Yuma and she was shocked to see there in the middle of town a statue of three lesbianites. Governor Brewer asked a local resident what the hell the statue was doing there. She was...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer has just issued a Governor's Proclamation which names the tumbleweed as the new state flower. Governor Brewer said that she just felt that it was time to replace the saguaro cactus which has been the state f...
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Funny story: Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

PHOENIX - It appears that many citizens of Arizona, Republicans as well as Democrats, have just about had their fill of the lame duck antics of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer. Many are saying that it is apparent that Brewer has gone off the deep en...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

PHOENIX, Arizona - Political Salad Bar Magazine's recent edition had a feature on Arizona's lame duck governor Jan Brewer. The magazine article written by Sinclair Petaluma stated that that there has never been a more disruptive lame duck governor...
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Funny story: The Gigantic Meteor That Was Predicted To Hit Tucson, Arizona Looks Like It Is Going To Miss The City

The Gigantic Meteor That Was Predicted To Hit Tucson, Arizona Looks Like It Is Going To Miss The City

SAGINAW, Michigan - The citizens of Tucson, Arizona are breathing a little bit easier now that they have received some good news from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw. The observatory reports that a meteor that is th...
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Funny story: President Obama Warns Arizona Governor Jan Brewer About Making Frivolous Lame Duck Decisions

President Obama Warns Arizona Governor Jan Brewer About Making Frivolous Lame Duck Decisions

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that the president is very upset with the devilry and roguery shenanigans that are going on in the state of Arizona. Colfax pointed out that President Obama is r...
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Funny story: Arizona May Ban Facebook

Arizona May Ban Facebook

PHOENIX - The latest item on the lame duck agenda list of Governor Jan Brewer is the possibility of banning Facebook from the state. Governor Brewer spoke with American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck and informed him that she has receive...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants To Ban Same-Sex Couples From Visiting The Grand Canyon

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants To Ban Same-Sex Couples From Visiting The Grand Canyon

PHOENIX - Jan Brewer, the lame duck governor of Arizona, has privately said that she is not leaving office without making some hellacious waves. Governor Brewer allegedly told a very close friend that she is serious about her anti-gay and anti-les...
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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Comments That She May Still Sign An Anti-Gay Shoppers Bill

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Comments That She May Still Sign An Anti-Gay Shoppers Bill

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has already said that she will not be seeking a third term as governor of the Desert State of Arizona. She told a group of assembled reporters in the parking lot of a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack that h...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term. Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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