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Jesus Is A Sellout, Says God

Funny story: Jesus Is A Sellout, Says God

God, The Almighty, sensationally slammed his own son yesterday, labelling him a 'sellout'. The omnipotent Supreme Being was talking at the 'Save The Church Bell' committee meeting in Farnborough, when he made the shock statement. Asked if Jesus...

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Ryan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!

Funny story: Ryan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!

Co-trainer and ex Manchester United legend, Ryan Giggs, has denied there are problems between Louis van Gaal and himself because his wife is too old! A good friend of Ryan, who we found wandering around the bus station, talking to Jaggedone's CIA'...

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Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

Funny story: Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tard) -- A taping of the high-rating cooking show "Fraiche Kitchen Economics Down Under Edition" was interrupted by two girls arguing over an accidental pouring of soap on the plate of food of one of the girls. Dinah...

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Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Funny story: Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...

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Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

Funny story: Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told of an incident in which he and his girlfriend became involved in an argument over the colour turquoise. The man, Moys Kenwood, claims he asked his girlfriend, Nok, who was wearing a pair o...

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Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all

Funny story: Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all

New evidence has come to light overturning the new idea that dinosaurs had feathers, and were, as thought before it was thought that they had feathers, that they were scaly. "For a long time," said palaeontologist Katie Boundary, "we thought that...

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Another Imaginary Man To Depart Imaginary Kingdom?

Funny story: Another Imaginary Man To Depart Imaginary Kingdom?

Another imaginary man has expressed concerns about the imaginary kingdom in which he has been domiciled, writes Fantasy World correspondent, Alexander Selkirk. It will be remembered that I have reported on these kinds of matters before. I spoke to this latest imaginary man yesterday, in an exclusive imaginary interview for our imaginary audience. It was surprisingly easy to gain entry to the im...

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Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

Funny story: Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather. This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...

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Shame of Boxers - Noble sport in trouble

Funny story: Shame of Boxers - Noble sport in trouble

The boxing world was in uproar today after the unauthorised fight between David Haye and Dereck Chisora in Germany during a press conference. Boxing a noble and historic sport involves two men punching each other in the face repeatedly until one o...

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Quicky divorce laws, the sceptics were right

Funny story: Quicky divorce laws, the sceptics were right

Critics of the new 'easy divorce' laws finally have a case to back up their claims that the law will lead to failed marriages that could have been saved, when Kevin and Maureen Galbraith of Sheffield got divorced this week after twenty years of marri...

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New beetle gets named six months after its discovery

Funny story: New beetle gets named six months after its discovery

There has been a lot of wrangling over the name of the new beetle discovered in northern Finland in June of 2011 with its identification as a new species happening simultaneously between two groups of scientists. "We believe that we found it first...

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Man Backs Down in Internet Argument

Funny story: Man Backs Down in Internet Argument

It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children. The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...

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Want to win an argument? There's an app for that

Funny story: Want to win an argument? There's an app for that

Many is the time that people are involved in arguments where one party claims that they said or did not say something that the other argument starter clearly remembers that they did. Without proof, there was nothing that could be done. Step forwar...

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Circles or Squares? Mathematicians debate the big question.

Funny story: Circles or Squares? Mathematicians debate the big question.

The big debate in mathematics at the moment is the (sometimes violent) discussion over which is more perfect, the circle or the square. Squarely in the Circle camp, is mathematician, Stephen Pille. "The circle has long been considered the perf...

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Man Dies In Vicious Shed Related Attack

Funny story: Man Dies In Vicious Shed Related Attack

A man died in a small Kent village last night, after being repeatedly beaten with a border spade during an argument. The man, in his late fifties, was said to have suffered severe head trauma in the attack, which was carried out by his neighbour.

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China and Nepal slowly crush India

Funny story: China and Nepal slowly crush India

Nepal are to re-measure Mount Everest after a dispute with China about its true height. After watching a geology show on BBC HD with Richard Hammond last night, our intrepid reporter Taribo West knows how mountains are formed. "Basically, its two...

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Guilty: Sussex Man Busted By Wife

Funny story: Guilty: Sussex Man Busted By Wife

A Sussex man was found guilty of looking at a young ladies bottom yesterday, in the middle of a high street. Ted Brabham, 47, was walking around Horsham with his wife Enid, doing a spot of shopping, when he was caught looking at the posterior of a...

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Woman Divorced For Eating A Chip

Funny story: Woman Divorced For Eating A Chip

A Sussex woman was brutally divorced yesterday for simply eating some of her husbands lunch. Witnesses said that the couple arrived at the Parched Partridge public house and restaurant in seemingly high spirits, and purchased drinks at the bar, be...

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