Another imaginary man has expressed concerns about the imaginary kingdom in which he has been domiciled, writes Fantasy World correspondent, Alexander Selkirk.
It will be remembered that I have reported on these kinds of matters before. I spoke to this latest imaginary man yesterday, in an exclusive imaginary interview for our imaginary audience. It was surprisingly easy to gain entry to the im...
The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather.
This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...
The boxing world was in uproar today after the unauthorised fight between David Haye and Dereck Chisora in Germany during a press conference.
Boxing a noble and historic sport involves two men punching each other in the face repeatedly until one o...
Critics of the new 'easy divorce' laws finally have a case to back up their claims that the law will lead to failed marriages that could have been saved, when Kevin and Maureen Galbraith of Sheffield got divorced this week after twenty years of marri...
There has been a lot of wrangling over the name of the new beetle discovered in northern Finland in June of 2011 with its identification as a new species happening simultaneously between two groups of scientists.
"We believe that we found it first...
It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children.
The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
Many is the time that people are involved in arguments where one party claims that they said or did not say something that the other argument starter clearly remembers that they did. Without proof, there was nothing that could be done.
Step forwar...
The big debate in mathematics at the moment is the (sometimes violent) discussion over which is more perfect, the circle or the square.
Squarely in the Circle camp, is mathematician, Stephen Pille.
"The circle has long been considered the perf...
A man died in a small Kent village last night, after being repeatedly beaten with a border spade during an argument.
The man, in his late fifties, was said to have suffered severe head trauma in the attack, which was carried out by his neighbour.
Nepal are to re-measure Mount Everest after a dispute with China about its true height. After watching a geology show on BBC HD with Richard Hammond last night, our intrepid reporter Taribo West knows how mountains are formed.
"Basically, its two...
A Sussex man was found guilty of looking at a young ladies bottom yesterday, in the middle of a high street.
Ted Brabham, 47, was walking around Horsham with his wife Enid, doing a spot of shopping, when he was caught looking at the posterior of a...
A Sussex woman was brutally divorced yesterday for simply eating some of her husbands lunch.
Witnesses said that the couple arrived at the Parched Partridge public house and restaurant in seemingly high spirits, and purchased drinks at the bar, be...
This week I been undercover.
Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful.
I was almost giving up hope, when I...
A local man's angry exit was ruined this evening, by a common manual surface mounted door closer.
The man was entertaining visiting friends at his local pub, when the incident occurred.
Barry Butress was drinking in The White Lion, when the con...