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On Deck: Disrespect for Big Papi

Red Sox slugger David Ortiz has a new theme song. "R-E-S-P-E-C-T." Spell it out, or better yet: sing it, Aretha. If you hear the latest Karaoke song of the Boston team, it is David Ortiz of the Red Sox singing along with Aretha Franklin. We...

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Aretha Franklin - Not A Patch On Lady Gaga? - Local Man Says "B*ll*cks!"

Funny story: Aretha Franklin - Not A Patch On Lady Gaga? - Local Man Says "B*ll*cks!"

Local man and self proclaimed idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, appears to have been enjoying his Saturday stint as a critic of the arts. Having already explored the inner workings of Marilyn Manson (But not in a gay way) Shuttlecock was quick to jump to th...

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The Three Kardashian Sisters To Battle Gabourey Sidibe, Niecy Nash, and Aretha Franklin In The New Reality Show "Battle of The Big Ass Butts"

Funny story: The Three Kardashian Sisters To Battle Gabourey Sidibe, Niecy Nash, and Aretha Franklin In The New Reality Show "Battle of The Big Ass Butts"

HOLLYWOOD - From the producers of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Dancing With The Adulterous Cheaters comes a new physically challenging reality show Battle of The Big Ass Butts. America's Got Talent Producer Wyatt McViolin told The Nati...

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Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore Monger" James. Kirstie w...

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Kirstie Alley Says Aretha Franklin Is A Moose

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says Aretha Franklin Is A Moose

What's happened to the R-E-S-P-E-C-T woman? That's what 350-pound Kirstie Alley wants to know. "She can't have any respect left", Alley told UP2. "She better stay out of the water or Captain Ahab will be going after the great black whale next!"...

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King of Rock (Elvis) and Queen of Soul (Aretha) to Perform at King of Pop (Michael) Funeral

Funny story: King of Rock (Elvis) and Queen of Soul (Aretha) to Perform at King of Pop (Michael) Funeral

Music Royalty will be in attendance at the funeral of Michael Jackson. Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, and Elvis Presley, the King of Rock, will both sing. Aretha, who has ballooned to over 600 pounds, will arrive in the back of a semi truck...

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Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Funny story: Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Newly elected United States President Barack Obama named several cabinet selections today. The nominees will need senate approval before taking office, but this should be no problem as the Senate has a Democratic Party majority. Among those ta...

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