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Funny story: Has Archbishop Gone Over to The Dark Side ?

Has Archbishop Gone Over to The Dark Side ?

After finding a pile of white Archbishop robes in a skip, clergy have announced that the Archbishop of Canterbury and the majority of Canterbury related bishopry have crossed to the dark side. The Archbishop, whose very existence might have been...
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Funny story: Culture of entitlement, eh? Archbishop of Canterbury 'sitting pretty on offshore tax haven nest egg'

Culture of entitlement, eh? Archbishop of Canterbury 'sitting pretty on offshore tax haven nest egg'

Bahamas - Newly enthroned Archbishop Justin Welby is planning a rather splendid retirement in the Turks & Caicos Islands in ten years time as a hush-hush pension pot from former French big oil employers Elf Aquitaine continues to swell unabated.
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Funny story: Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

It hasn't been the most edifying of weeks for the Church of England. First they introduce Archbishop of Canterbury-to-be Justin Webbeleyebbely for our appraisal. Webbeleyebbely has an interesting past, only being ordained in 1991. He had previous...
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Funny story: Justin Welby takes Archbishop job only because others drop out

Justin Welby takes Archbishop job only because others drop out

The new Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today confirmed in the position only because others being considered as candidates were eliminated from the running due to various factors. Saintly Simon Cowell was eliminated from the running at...
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Funny story: WTF 'Exxon Valdez man in line to be the new Pope?'

WTF 'Exxon Valdez man in line to be the new Pope?'

Texas - "Frackin' unbelievable!" is how one Big Oil source put it today following the announcement that a former Enterprise Oil hasbeen is to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury. "Still, we won't be trumped by this downmarket appointment while Ex...
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A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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