The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions™, but he's hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner; while also sticking up for the faithful (at least, the right kind of faithful, anyway).
Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It's always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messe...
After finding a pile of white Archbishop robes in a skip, clergy have announced that the Archbishop of Canterbury and the majority of Canterbury related bishopry have crossed to the dark side.
The Archbishop, whose very existence might have been...
Bahamas - Newly enthroned Archbishop Justin Welby is planning a rather splendid retirement in the Turks & Caicos Islands in ten years time as a hush-hush pension pot from former French big oil employers Elf Aquitaine continues to swell unabated.
It hasn't been the most edifying of weeks for the Church of England.
First they introduce Archbishop of Canterbury-to-be Justin Webbeleyebbely for our appraisal. Webbeleyebbely has an interesting past, only being ordained in 1991. He had previous...
The new Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today confirmed in the position only because others being considered as candidates were eliminated from the running due to various factors.
Saintly Simon Cowell was eliminated from the running at...
Texas - "Frackin' unbelievable!" is how one Big Oil source put it today following the announcement that a former Enterprise Oil hasbeen is to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury.
"Still, we won't be trumped by this downmarket appointment while Ex...
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