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Funny story: The Archbishop of Canterbury accused of madness

The Archbishop of Canterbury accused of madness

The Archbishop of Canterbury has warned that "judgement day" was yesterday and the end of the world is today. The Archbishop also known as "Uncle Teddy," has specially selected three choir boys to travel with him and who help him fall asleep. The...
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Funny story: Archbisop of Canterbury wed Jazz Jennings

Archbisop of Canterbury wed Jazz Jennings

Called the "wedding of the century," the wedding of Lady Jazz Jennings, to Wighard, Archbishop of Canterbury, took place on July 29, 666, at St. Paul's Cathedral. Jazz was 19 years old, Wighard 90 years old. Wighard and Jazz had been seeing each o...
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Funny story: The Church of England is a farce

The Church of England is a farce

London- Not only has the Church of Engerland perverted British lads with false teachings and subjugated their will with the use of soup kitchens and lessons on obedience to the church, but now they are also guilty of genocide both in Engerland and in...
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Funny story: Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...
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Funny story: Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

After an initial flurry by headhunting and recruitment parasites who quickly withdrew when they realised there was no commission in it, the official short list has been announced. Chief Rabbi Lord Sachs who himself is retiring soon was in talks wi...
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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...
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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year

Archbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year

Dr Rowan Williams has signaled his intention to step down as Archbishop of Canterbury, and has signed up for a new musical which is planned for May next year. Catweazle the Musical is a new take on the TV series from the early 70s. It told the stor...
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Funny story: Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed. Front runner, not only because of his exis...
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Funny story: Cops slam 'elaborate' Canterbury hoax

Cops slam 'elaborate' Canterbury hoax

Kent - Suspicious devices including a 'fake' crozier, plastic mitre and draylon liturgical vestments were found on a railway line in the Old Dover Road area around teatime yesterday. Police said all the clues pointed to the return of the bogus Arc...
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Funny story: Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

David Cameron today sought to pour oil on the waters following Archbishop Rowan Williams' outburst whilst guest-editing The Spectator, Britain's biggest subscription-based voyeur magazine. 'We all have a right to express our political views' said...
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Funny story: Archbishop in the Firing Line

Archbishop in the Firing Line

Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has broken all the rules by criticising the Coalition Government for bringing in legislation which no one voted for. 'Who does he think he is,' barked on Tory Backbencher, 'the bleedin' archbishop of Canter...
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Funny story: What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Quietly announced a few days ago from the Church of England's press office was the odd piece of news that Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered there's a tiny pimpernel bat apparently hibernating in his beard! The pimpernel bat...
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Funny story: A new slant on moonlighting

A new slant on moonlighting

Our intrepid Weeki Leeks undercover reporter has revealed startling evidence that the Archbishop of Canterbury is in fact a pagan priest. Disguised as a morbidly obese female cleaner he waddled into the palace flicking his feather duster about then placed a bug in the most holy of holies, the Archbishops private sitting room. We were forced to undertake such drastic measures because our patente...
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Funny story: Archbishop voices Church fears

Archbishop voices Church fears

The Archbishop of Canterbury has warned that the 'systematic humiliation' of Church of England leaders is a threat to his own massive bank account. Speaking from his local Conservative Party office, Dr Rowan Williams - a doctor in ridiculous beard...
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Funny story: Deport Celebrity Weirdos Begs Archbishop

Deport Celebrity Weirdos Begs Archbishop

The Archbishop of Canterbury has spoken out on behalf of the British public claiming "enough is enough" and wants reported celebrity sex fiends such as Boy George and Gordon Ramsay to be either jailed or deported for any further infringements involvi...
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Funny story: Anglican Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar Steers Church on Third World Circle!

Anglican Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar Steers Church on Third World Circle!

The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided to follow the advice of African Anglican witch doctors in an effort to resolve the long standing conflict over sex in the Anglican Church. Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar claims to have had a revelation while att...
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Funny story: Animals should have their own parliament, says Archbishop of Canterbury

Animals should have their own parliament, says Archbishop of Canterbury

Just as the furore over his comments about Sharia Law seem to be dying away, Dr Rowan Williams has once more sparked controversy by suggesting that animals should be given their own parliament with full tax-raising and law-making powers.
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Funny story: "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" Puppet Monarch sobs

"Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" Puppet Monarch sobs

Buckingham Palace - (Ecclesiastical Mess): The Archbishop of Canterbury's days may be numbered following the royal upset that his recent televised refusal to convert to Christianity has caused the Puppet Monarch.
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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