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Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

Funny story: Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...

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Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

Funny story: Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

After an initial flurry by headhunting and recruitment parasites who quickly withdrew when they realised there was no commission in it, the official short list has been announced. Chief Rabbi Lord Sachs who himself is retiring soon was in talks wi...

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Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...

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Archbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year

Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year

Dr Rowan Williams has signaled his intention to step down as Archbishop of Canterbury, and has signed up for a new musical which is planned for May next year. Catweazle the Musical is a new take on the TV series from the early 70s. It told the stor...

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Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

Funny story: Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed. Front runner, not only because of his exis...

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Cops slam 'elaborate' Canterbury hoax

Funny story: Cops slam 'elaborate' Canterbury hoax

Kent - Suspicious devices including a 'fake' crozier, plastic mitre and draylon liturgical vestments were found on a railway line in the Old Dover Road area around teatime yesterday. Police said all the clues pointed to the return of the bogus Arc...

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Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

Funny story: Cameron challenges Williams to pissing contest

David Cameron today sought to pour oil on the waters following Archbishop Rowan Williams' outburst whilst guest-editing The Spectator, Britain's biggest subscription-based voyeur magazine. 'We all have a right to express our political views' said...

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Archbishop in the Firing Line

Funny story: Archbishop in the Firing Line

Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has broken all the rules by criticising the Coalition Government for bringing in legislation which no one voted for. 'Who does he think he is,' barked on Tory Backbencher, 'the bleedin' archbishop of Canter...

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What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Funny story: What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Quietly announced a few days ago from the Church of England's press office was the odd piece of news that Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered there's a tiny pimpernel bat apparently hibernating in his beard! The pimpernel bat...

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A new slant on moonlighting

Our intrepid Weeki Leeks undercover reporter has revealed startling evidence that the Archbishop of Canterbury is in fact a pagan priest. Disguised as a morbidly obese female cleaner he waddled into the palace flicking his feather duster about then placed a bug in the most holy of holies, the Archbishops private sitting room. We were forced to undertake such drastic measures because our patente...

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Archbishop voices Church fears

Funny story: Archbishop voices Church fears

The Archbishop of Canterbury has warned that the 'systematic humiliation' of Church of England leaders is a threat to his own massive bank account. Speaking from his local Conservative Party office, Dr Rowan Williams - a doctor in ridiculous beard...

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Deport Celebrity Weirdos Begs Archbishop

Funny story: Deport Celebrity Weirdos Begs Archbishop

The Archbishop of Canterbury has spoken out on behalf of the British public claiming "enough is enough" and wants reported celebrity sex fiends such as Boy George and Gordon Ramsay to be either jailed or deported for any further infringements involvi...

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Anglican Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar Steers Church on Third World Circle!

Funny story: Anglican Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar Steers Church on Third World Circle!

The Archbishop of Canterbury has decided to follow the advice of African Anglican witch doctors in an effort to resolve the long standing conflict over sex in the Anglican Church. Archbishop Rowan Wittwon-Oar claims to have had a revelation while att...

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Animals should have their own parliament, says Archbishop of Canterbury

Funny story: Animals should have their own parliament, says Archbishop of Canterbury

Just as the furore over his comments about Sharia Law seem to be dying away, Dr Rowan Williams has once more sparked controversy by suggesting that animals should be given their own parliament with full tax-raising and law-making powers.

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"Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" Puppet Monarch sobs

Funny story: "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" Puppet Monarch sobs

Buckingham Palace - (Ecclesiastical Mess): The Archbishop of Canterbury's days may be numbered following the royal upset that his recent televised refusal to convert to Christianity has caused the Puppet Monarch.

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Archbishop in the frame

Funny story: Archbishop in the frame

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams is the latest name in the hat for the vacant managerial position at Newcastle.

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Archbishop of Cantebury's New Year Message

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr.Rowan Williams, has decided to go YouTube to announce his new year message. The message was one of green issues.

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Christmas Past, Christmas Last

Funny story: Christmas Past, Christmas Last

In a move hailed as a bold modernisation of community life the European Union has issued a directive cancelling future occurrences of Christmas.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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