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Funny story: I Want To Be An Arab

I Want To Be An Arab

I want to be an Arab And wear a flowing robe With a beard down to my ankles From my ear lobe I want to be an Arab And chat all day and night On a mat that's facing Mecca, or wherever They direct that shite I want to be an Arab They love a drop of wine! Downside: no bacon, sausage or pork chop They're forbidden to touch swine I want to be an Arab Have my women walk behind Whilst...
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Funny story: Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Magazine "Hollywood Insiders" says the NOSE will be the media focus of body attention in the next decade. This is to prepare everybody for the planned lethal virus that will be spread by the sneeze. Nose awareness will ensure the disaster will not be too unexpected. 'Depopulation' so-called (or mass-extermination for the non-poetic among you) is the call. The ground has already been laid by...
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Funny story: Man Wakes Up Speaking Morse Code

Man Wakes Up Speaking Morse Code

An Iraqi grandfather who went to bed suffering from a migraine was amazed to wake up speaking fluent Morse code. Babachack Al-Mahim is now left with a voice that is unrecognisable to family and friends. Doctors say he has Foreign Accent Syndrom...
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Funny story: Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...
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Funny story: Arab Spring On Wall Street - Hold The Camels

Arab Spring On Wall Street - Hold The Camels

New York - It's an Arab Spring on Wall Street, but protesters don't expect to see the NYPD galloping through Zuccotti Park on camels. Protesters call themselves the 99% and say the country is run by the 1%. The 1% gained control through the electi...
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Funny story: Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people. Speaking from Algeria, whe...
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Funny story: Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

HARFOLD, VT-The past week's worth of fighting in Syria and Libya has been seen as a breath of fresh air for those sick and tired of hearing about suicide bombings in Bagdad and Kabul. "Let someone else rip the shit out of each other," said a senio...
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Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...
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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi denies anything is happening in Libya

Colonel Gaddafi denies anything is happening in Libya

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, esrtwhile Libyan leader and lunatic in residence in the country has flatly denied anything is happening in Libya at the moment. Dressed in an outfit donated to him by Dame Edna Everage on a recent royal visit, and sitting...
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Funny story: Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...
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Funny story: Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.
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Funny story: Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That's right. We are creating a bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. This is the most important area in the world, and in the valley right there below us is where King's Garden actually was. Ken: What about the 22 Arab homes that are sitting there now? Barkat: Th...
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Funny story: Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...
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Funny story: Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who compl...
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Funny story: Sabah VI Al-Awadih Al-Dashtih Al-Sabah to Be Kuwait's First "Mr. Mom"

Sabah VI Al-Awadih Al-Dashtih Al-Sabah to Be Kuwait's First "Mr. Mom"

AL KUWAYT - Gender boundaries have fallen in Kuwait, as the grandson of Kuwait's Emir and former Prime Minister will now assume the role of stay-at-home-dad while his wife Roseel Dashwadhi serves her term in Parliament. Emir Sheikh Sabah IV Al-Ahm...
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Funny story: Arabian tour-operators officially open the high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian tour-operators officially open the high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian Tour-operators have spruced up their fleets of luxurious, crap wooden boats for the opening of the high - season called Exodus from that shithole called Africa. They are expecting record numbers of Black African tourists better known as the "...
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Funny story: Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
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Funny story: Israeli pirates hijack American ship

Israeli pirates hijack American ship

Israeli pirates today hijacked the U.S.S. 'America', as it sailed pointlessly round and round in circles in the Red Sea, as it has been doing for the last 45 years. The pirates' leader, 'Black' Olmert, said: 'It was easy! We had lured the 'America...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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