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Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

Funny story: Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...

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American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...

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All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

Funny story: All Jewish Boys To Be Called "Yosef" In Israel

ISRAEL - Israeli officials were caught in a revealing lie late last month as the country celebrated the Jewish New Year. Shortly after declaring the most popular boy's name in Israel to be "Yosef", the interior ministry was forced to concede that the...

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Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...

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Janet Jackson Wants Out of Her Marriage To Her Billionaire Hubby

Funny story: Janet Jackson Wants Out of Her Marriage To Her Billionaire Hubby

BEVERLY HILLS - Michael Jackson's little sister Janet, who is now 47, has just announced to the Hollywood press that she is considering filing for divorce after only being married less than one year. Ms. Jackson's husband is the much younger Wassa...

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I Want To Be An Arab

Funny story: I Want To Be An Arab

I want to be an Arab And wear a flowing robe With a beard down to my ankles From my ear lobe I want to be an Arab And chat all day and night On a mat that's facing Mecca, or wherever They direct that shite I want to be an Arab They love a drop of wine! Downside: no bacon, sausage or pork chop They're forbidden to touch swine I want to be an Arab Have my women walk behind Whilst...

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Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Funny story: Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Magazine "Hollywood Insiders" says the NOSE will be the media focus of body attention in the next decade. This is to prepare everybody for the planned lethal virus that will be spread by the sneeze. Nose awareness will ensure the disaster will not be too unexpected. 'Depopulation' so-called (or mass-extermination for the non-poetic among you) is the call. The ground has already been laid by...

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Man Wakes Up Speaking Morse Code

Funny story: Man Wakes Up Speaking Morse Code

An Iraqi grandfather who went to bed suffering from a migraine was amazed to wake up speaking fluent Morse code. Babachack Al-Mahim is now left with a voice that is unrecognisable to family and friends. Doctors say he has Foreign Accent Syndrom...

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Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Funny story: Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...

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Arab Spring On Wall Street - Hold The Camels

Funny story: Arab Spring On Wall Street - Hold The Camels

New York - It's an Arab Spring on Wall Street, but protesters don't expect to see the NYPD galloping through Zuccotti Park on camels. Protesters call themselves the 99% and say the country is run by the 1%. The 1% gained control through the electi...

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Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

Funny story: Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people. Speaking from Algeria, whe...

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Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

Funny story: Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

HARFOLD, VT-The past week's worth of fighting in Syria and Libya has been seen as a breath of fresh air for those sick and tired of hearing about suicide bombings in Bagdad and Kabul. "Let someone else rip the shit out of each other," said a senio...

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Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...

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Colonel Gaddafi denies anything is happening in Libya

Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi denies anything is happening in Libya

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, esrtwhile Libyan leader and lunatic in residence in the country has flatly denied anything is happening in Libya at the moment. Dressed in an outfit donated to him by Dame Edna Everage on a recent royal visit, and sitting...

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Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Funny story: Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...

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Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Funny story: Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.

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Interview with the Mayor Of Jerusalem

Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That's right. We are creating a bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. This is the most important area in the world, and in the valley right there below us is where King's Garden actually was. Ken: What about the 22 Arab homes that are sitting there now? Barkat: Th...

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Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

Funny story: Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...

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