Whatever did Bill Belichick say to Aqib Talib when the latest New England Patriot showed up at Gillette Stadium?
When asked at his press conference, the Head Coach declined to respond. This led certain wags to speculate about the possible advice o...
Aqib Talib sounds like someone whose picture may be hanging in your local post office.
From pistol-whipping his sister's boyfriend to clobbering a teammate with his helmet, Talib could probably change the direction of Hurricane Sandy with his slee...
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