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Funny story:  Apple Fixes Driving

Apple Fixes Driving

Apple, the tech innovator responsible for the iPhone, iPad, and iTunes, is raising the bar once again. Earlier today Apple spokesperson George Weller announced the release of the company's next big thing, iDrive, the groundbreaking app that is expected to wring the last few precious dollars from the tight fists of America's consumers. "We're very excited about this product, which solves some...
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Funny story:  Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod. Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed...
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Funny story:  Apple Creates New Jobs

Apple Creates New Jobs

Technofiles rejoice! Apple have unveiled the latest addition to their ever expanding army of sense assaulting machines. 5S-teve! Included with this release will be a free download of IOS Jobs. The update comes with ruthless business acumen, foldi...
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Funny story:  Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...
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Funny story:  10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

Apple product development has been working to branch out on the marketing of their iphones, ipads, and laptops. They are trying to do this by reaching a wider spectrum of possible interest sets. Here are five more products that were in development but did not make the list . . . 1.iSoar - An iphone / remote control airplane 2.iSolated - solar powered iProduct 3.iForAnEye - Electronic eye...
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Funny story:  10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

1.iStoned - Mini bong with all of the iPhone features. Development is WAY delayed. 2.iSoscelesTriangle - Couldn't figure out the right marketing angle 3.iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotAniPhone - Product concept was too cryptic 4.iO.U.- Prepaid account. Apple decided against this marketing scheme 5.i'VeBeenWorkingOnTheRailroad - a railroad spike with ipad features. 6.Apple Jacks - a hydraulic...
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Funny story:  Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other produc...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

(Silicon Valley, CA) - Microsoft announced their plans to create a new think tank division of the mega-billion dollar company, dubbed Project: iTeam. According to Chet Chitley, Junior iTeam Manager, "From now on whenever somebody says 'there's no...
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Funny story:  Apple Press Event:  Untucked Shirts Vital To Company's Innovation, Other Stuff Less So

Apple Press Event: Untucked Shirts Vital To Company's Innovation, Other Stuff Less So

CUPERTINO- Tech giant Apple held their latest press event today to demonstrate their slightly updated devices and to lay out the company's future technology path. CEO Tim Cook, looking like he was working on a weekend, took the first 30 minutes of t...
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Funny story:  Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

The Easter bunnies are hopping already for a Northumberland woman, while for the rest of us, the Autumn leaves are only just starting to twirl their way to the ground. Edna Ballcock, 97, of Holy Island, has been having problems with her timing eve...
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Funny story:  Apple will unveil iWatch next week

Apple will unveil iWatch next week

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced today that it will release the iWatch in a few days. Timothy D. Cook, Apple CEO, told this reporter that the new iWatch will be launched on September 3, one day prior to the release of Samsung's new smartwatch and a...
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Funny story:  Apple to Launch iBone

Apple to Launch iBone

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple will reveal its next really big thing, the iBone on September 13. Apple CEO Timothy D. Cook said "We are looking forward to giving MyRobot's newly released Splooj® stiff competition." He added "Apple's new iBone will sat...
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Funny story:  Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

In the bad old days of psychotherapy, the therapist would feel the skull and determine a personality from the various bumps and ridges over the cranium. "The theory," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine, "is that the brain's various cont...
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Funny story:  Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Apple's answer to Google Glasses, Spect-Apples, have undergone a massive re-branding U-Turn before they are even out of the product design stage. "We spoke to our sample group," said head of product development, Anne Droyed. "They unanimously agre...
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Funny story:  Apple launches cigarette brand: The iFag

Apple launches cigarette brand: The iFag

To honour the passing of Late Mr.Steve Jobs, the experts at Apple have launched a new brand of cigarettes. The cigarettes have been crafted with great precision to pass on a very specific cool minty flavour from the top of your tongue to the back...
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Funny story:  Apple announce new Spect-Apples

Apple announce new Spect-Apples

With Google bringing out Google Glasses, Apple have announced their own version of the intrusive wearable computer with Spect-Apples. "Spect-Apples are going to be massive," said product designer Ariane Cox. "They hook straight into the iStore, an...
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Funny story:  iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

Apple have gone back to basics with their latest offering in the iPhone stable. "We've redesigned the whole phone," said Anne Summers, head of research and development. "We went to the people and asked them what they wanted." In hindsight, the...
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Funny story:  Apple Announces Their New Corporate Name

Apple Announces Their New Corporate Name

CUPERTINO, California - A representative with Apple Inc. has just informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant will be changing their company name. Toby Columbus Pittypacker, 49, explained that after months of inner-corporate debati...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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