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Funny story: The Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill

The Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill

Cupofteanow, California (STT News) - With the recent and much-heralded arrival of the iPhone 6, there has also been a lot of speculation as to what lies ahead and, in that future, how far we will be melded into the digital frontier. Apple spokesm...
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Funny story: New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget has brought about this new...
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Funny story: The iPhone 6: A Review

The iPhone 6: A Review

The new iPhone 6 (or 7 or 8 or maybe 9 we're not sure no-one tells us much these days) came out the other day (yeah we know we're behind with the story, shut up) with people queuing for up to ten days to buy one. Knowing we couldn't afford one and la...
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Funny story: Technology giant Apple sues apple farmers for using their name

Technology giant Apple sues apple farmers for using their name

Apple says apple farmers are breaching copyright laws by producing a fruit named after their company and plans to sue if farmers don't rename the fruit. Apple CEO Tim Crook who declined an interview is said to be even more upset at farmers after...
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Funny story: Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Apple MacPherson have uploaded a fix for O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog" which appears to be causing Scotsmen to "freeze" and require cold reboots. Apple MacPherson have denied any problems are linked to its new operating system and claim the new download is...
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Funny story: Planets Stand Still - Steven Hawking Changing O.S. Rebooting In 5 Mins . . . . .Please Wait

Planets Stand Still - Steven Hawking Changing O.S. Rebooting In 5 Mins . . . . .Please Wait

Tidal Waves, Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Volcanic Plasma Flows ravaged the earth at 2.00 am. this morning for 1000th of one second as Steven Hawking changed the O.S. of the solar system from Windows to Mac. "The changeover went smoothly with minimum...
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Funny story: Apple buys again - acquires Texan doorbell company

Apple buys again - acquires Texan doorbell company

It is reported the Apple Inc has just bought a door bell company in Southern Texas for what they are insisting is a bargain price of 43 trillion US Dollars. Inside information has revealed that CEO of Apple, Tim Cook has big plans for the small do...
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Funny story: 'First Billionaire of Hip-Hop' Dr Dre's pipe dreams go pear-shaped as Apple shrugs off Beats Electronics rumor mill

'First Billionaire of Hip-Hop' Dr Dre's pipe dreams go pear-shaped as Apple shrugs off Beats Electronics rumor mill

Cupertino, California - Realtors punting the sale of Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen's sprawling $50million Brentwood, LA mansion are back to square one amid reports that an imminent sale to Beats Electronics founder Dr Dre has bombed. The wannabe...
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Funny story: Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...
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Funny story: Even Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget

Even Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget

Rarely do you hear the words Apple and failure in the same sentence, but Apple (APPL NASDAQ) isn't immune to the vagaries of the technology market. Apple suffered its worst product introduction ever with last month's unveiling of the iPatch.
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Funny story: Apple Fixes Driving

Apple Fixes Driving

Apple, the tech innovator responsible for the iPhone, iPad, and iTunes, is raising the bar once again. Earlier today Apple spokesperson George Weller announced the release of the company's next big thing, iDrive, the groundbreaking app that is expected to wring the last few precious dollars from the tight fists of America's consumers. "We're very excited about this product, which solves some...
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Funny story: Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod. Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed...
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Funny story: Apple Creates New Jobs

Apple Creates New Jobs

Technofiles rejoice! Apple have unveiled the latest addition to their ever expanding army of sense assaulting machines. 5S-teve! Included with this release will be a free download of IOS Jobs. The update comes with ruthless business acumen, foldi...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...
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Funny story: 10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

Apple product development has been working to branch out on the marketing of their iphones, ipads, and laptops. They are trying to do this by reaching a wider spectrum of possible interest sets. Here are five more products that were in development but did not make the list . . . 1.iSoar - An iphone / remote control airplane 2.iSolated - solar powered iProduct 3.iForAnEye - Electronic eye...
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Funny story: 10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

1.iStoned - Mini bong with all of the iPhone features. Development is WAY delayed. 2.iSoscelesTriangle - Couldn't figure out the right marketing angle 3.iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotAniPhone - Product concept was too cryptic 4.iO.U.- Prepaid account. Apple decided against this marketing scheme 5.i'VeBeenWorkingOnTheRailroad - a railroad spike with ipad features. 6.Apple Jacks - a hydraulic...
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Funny story: Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other produc...
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Funny story: Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

(Silicon Valley, CA) - Microsoft announced their plans to create a new think tank division of the mega-billion dollar company, dubbed Project: iTeam. According to Chet Chitley, Junior iTeam Manager, "From now on whenever somebody says 'there's no...
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