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Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...
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Funny story: Four Norsemen of the Viking Pucker Lips ride this Saturday

Four Norsemen of the Viking Pucker Lips ride this Saturday

The Cosmos - A Norwegian oral hystery cult awaits the end of the world that will take place this Saturday to fulfil the highly regarded 13th century Ragnarok Prophecy. The 'Fate or Twilight of the Gods' prediction is based on an old Viking ode w...
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Funny story: New NASA video issued over Scottish 'Mayan Calendar' Doomsday scare

New NASA video issued over Scottish 'Mayan Calendar' Doomsday scare

Washington - "Just a routine precaution, guys," NASA head of Doomsday debunking Dr Tamara Hexoplasm commented, "in case any remaining Mayan apocalypse peddlers latch onto this latest hoodoo about the rescheduled End Of The World." The new video di...
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Funny story: Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
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Funny story: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

Greetings dear Readers! As we all know the legendary 21st of December is almost upon us which means that according to the Mayan Calendar tomorrow we are all going to croak in horrible ways. On behalf of myself and the rest of the Spoof staff I just wanted to take this time to say thanks to all our readers and that it has been a fun ride. You have been a swell audience and we have certainly had...
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Funny story: World Ends!!! - Planet Earth destroyed in cosmic blast

World Ends!!! - Planet Earth destroyed in cosmic blast

New York - In an emergency appearance today before the United Nations, a team of international scientists reported that the world has ended. The stunning announcement came during a special session of the UN Security Council, during which scientists f...
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Funny story: Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

In a surprise appearance last week, a man claiming to be Jesus revealed that the much anticipated 'zombie apocalypse' of 2012 is actually a mis-communication of the intended 'Second Coming'. Jesus explained that they (the Holy Trinity) realised that if the Son of God were to turn up looking 'normal', He might not be taken seriously and most likely ignored (or sectioned if the NHS could be bothe...
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Funny story: Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity's fate was sealed earlier today when a vial containing the genetically engineered super virus known as "EbolaThrax" was dropped at a secure lab facility deep within the Pentagon. Multiple contributing factors are apparently to blame for the...
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Funny story: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to give keynote speech at GOP convention!

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to give keynote speech at GOP convention!

In a late afternoon press conference on Friday, Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, announced that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would give the keynote speech at the GOP convention this summer. Seasoned observers...
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Funny story: Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping Postpones Rapture To October 21, 20-*Cough Cough*

Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping Postpones Rapture To October 21, 20-*Cough Cough*

ALAMEDA, CA-In the wake of his failed prediction of a May 21, 2011 world end date, Harold Camping took to his radio show to inform the people that the world would now end on October 21, 20-HUHK HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK. Camping made it cle...
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Funny story: Four Horsemen Of Apocalypse Ride Roughshod Over Obamacare

Four Horsemen Of Apocalypse Ride Roughshod Over Obamacare

BILLINGSGATE POST - Outlined against a blue, grey Washington sky the Four Horsemen rode once again. In Biblical lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Kennedy, Scalia, Rober...
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Funny story: Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...
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Funny story: Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Aude, France - A camper van convoy heading south to the apocalyptic 2012 town of Bugarach is threatening to sue UK tour operators HippyWheels amid a gruelling three day experience of local extreme plumbing. Treacherous wintry conditions saw the cl...
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Funny story: Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

London - The restoration of a long lost Leonardo Da Vinci painting shows a 'female' Savior - camouflaged with an androgynous beard - holding a crystal ball and crossing Her fingers as if in anticipation of Judgement Day. Art critics said this week...
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Funny story: May 21st Isn't Judgement Day - "That's Just Silly," Say Man United Fans

May 21st Isn't Judgement Day - "That's Just Silly," Say Man United Fans

It's becoming increasingly clear that fans of Manchester United Football Club remain utterly convinced that internet rumours about May 21st being 'Judgement Day' and the end of the world are a load of old shite. "It's just a load of old shite is t...
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Funny story: Planetary Alignment Will Stop Earth's Rotation May 21

Planetary Alignment Will Stop Earth's Rotation May 21

Houston, TX - Panicked NASA officials called President Obama today with some ominous news--the earth's rotation is about to slow down and stop. An unusual planetary alignment on the opposite side of the sun is to blame. Once the earth stops spinnin...
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Funny story: Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday, currently set for 21 May 2011, is going to be postponed because heaven and hell are not big enough for the world's population, a report states. The World Society of People who Know Stuff That Others Do Not (WSOPWKSTODT) reports that whil...
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Funny story: Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France

Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France

First it was fishes, then it was birds, now it's poodles. Thousands of standard poodles are dropping like flies in France. While miniature, tea cup, toy and other varieties of poodles seem to be thriving in France and other parts of the world, the st...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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