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Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...

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Antonio Banderas Admits He Has Forgotten How to Speak Spanish - Claims Asylum in Spain

Funny story: Antonio Banderas Admits He Has Forgotten How to Speak Spanish - Claims Asylum in Spain

The Spanish actor who was discovered by Melanie Griffith on a shopping tripping to Madrid, has made a shocking revelation, that he has forgotten how to speak Spanish due to his wife. Banderas has now claimed asylum in his home country of Spain, s...

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Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas Star In "Sinko de Mayo"

HOLLYWOOD - The much-awaited movie Sinko de Mayo has opened in East Los Angeles on Cinco de Mayo (May 5). The movie stars Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. Banderas portrays a New Jersey mafioso, Alfredo "Parmesan Freddie" Gorgonzola who hides $1...

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Antonio Banderas Buys Share Of Winery

Funny story: Antonio Banderas Buys Share Of Winery

One of Hollywood's leading heartthrobs, Antonio Banderas has joined a growing number of Tinseltown celebrities whose passion for wine has led to ownership of Spanish vineyards, his winery co-owners say. Banderas, 48, who has appeared in the "Legen...

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Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Funny story: Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.

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Antonio Banderas Jumps for Joy Over 'Shrek' Role

Funny story: Antonio Banderas Jumps for Joy Over 'Shrek' Role

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Antonio Banderas jumped from a plane 100000 feet up because he was so happy over his "Shrek" role. Antonio is the voice for the Puss in Boots character in the animated film.

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