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Another Lucky Winner! National Treasure Found on American Roadshow From Watervliet, New York

Funny story: Another Lucky Winner! National Treasure Found on American Roadshow From Watervliet, New York

Observers of popular social media have been quick to point out the obvious. But now another obstacle has surfaced like a battleship for those seeking satisfaction to the insult handed All-Americans following events unfolding in Chantilly, Virginia.

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Higgs Boson found at BBC

Funny story: Higgs Boson found at BBC

The elusive Higgs Boson - the theorised particle which inspired a 10 billion pound hole in the ground has been found. Well so the BBC would have you believe. The BBC, famed for producing misleading 'factual' programming claims to have photographed...

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Robert Pattinson Discovers Eigendecomposition

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Discovers Eigendecomposition

Twilight Saga sex-symbol Robert Pattinson was sitting at home the other day, in a reflective mood. This we have from the horse's mouth of no other horse than our old friend Bingo Cashcow Bimbomountain XIII. We say it is from the horse's mouth, and it may very well be. It certainly has more chance of being the original mouth of a horse than it has of being anything resembling an original body p...

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Antiques Tat Roadshow

Funny story: Antiques Tat Roadshow

The Antiques Road-show, a popular BBC 1 prime time show that allows members of the public to bring in their dearest and most expensive possessions for authentication, evaluation and valuation is to show a one-off show. The show came from Tatton Pa...

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Flog It Fracas Over Bonkers Sampler

Funny story: Flog It Fracas Over Bonkers Sampler

TV antiques nice guy Paul Martin was left stunned yesterday after a couple accused him cheating and disrupted filming of his popular afternoon show "Flog It" in north London. The trouble started when the show's producer asked Paul to do a "with th...

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Original Spoof News Manuscript Sells For £1,800 On Dickinson's Real Deal

Funny story: Original Spoof News Manuscript Sells For £1,800 On Dickinson's Real Deal

A writer for renowned satirical website TheSpoof.com this morning flatly refused to believe that the first draft of a story he scribbled on the back of a beer mat with a bog standard biro down the pub, sold for £1,800 on Dickinson's Real Deal - the c...

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David Dickinson Sold For £27 On Dickinson's Real Deal

Funny story: David Dickinson Sold For £27 On Dickinson's Real Deal

Consternation this afternoon in Dudley as David Dickinson, the presenter of Dickinson's Real Deal, ITV's inferior answer to The Antiques Roadshow, was sold to local Dudley pensioner Valery Flax for £27 by mistake. It appears that Dickinson caught...

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Local Man Finds Antique Artefact. Tells Wife: "I Know What I'm Doing!"

Funny story: Local Man Finds Antique Artefact. Tells Wife: "I Know What I'm Doing!"

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was delighted to find an antique artefact packed in a cardboard box in the back of a little used cupboard in his house. Initially, Shuttlecock thought that the box contained Christmas decorations, but as he moved it, the weight suggested otherwise. With curiosity getting the better of him, Shuttlecock opened the box, and much to his surprise discovered that the box...

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Madonna Surfaces On Antiques Roadshow

Funny story: Madonna Surfaces On Antiques Roadshow

MARSEILLE, France: Madonna, singer and performer extraordinaire, surfaced on an Antiques Roadshow taping yesterday evening. The Roadshow, which appraises various fossils and relics from the past brought in by locals, has just wrapped up a week of fi...

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Antiques Roadshow unusual items

Funny story: Antiques Roadshow unusual items

The popular BBC antiques programme, Antiques Roadshow, has revealed some of the more unusual items brought in for valuation. "Our most valuable item was a maquette of the Angel of the North," said host Fiona Bruce. "That was valued at a million. B...

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1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Funny story: 1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.

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Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

Funny story: Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".

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Classic Disney porn being auctioned

Funny story: Classic Disney porn being auctioned

During the production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," animators at Disney distributed a pornographic booklet entitled "Snow White and the Seven Truckdrivers," according to biographer Ward Kimball.

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Lost Beatles Footage Causes A Stir

Funny story: Lost Beatles Footage Causes A Stir

Lost Footage of the fab four has surfaced in a car boot sale in Peckham, South East London. Bert Trubbins, a bargain hunter from Peckham himself was taking his elderly wife Martha for their usual Sunday hunt for trinkets & tat when he came across the...

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