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Funny story: Talking Goat says Sarah Palin is the Antichrist

Talking Goat says Sarah Palin is the Antichrist

The news of Kah-Kah, a five year old Hailun breed goat, has astounded scientists around the world with what seems to be the first true and verifiable case of intelligent animal speech. And apparently, the goat had an announcement. Hao Wei Yuan, hi...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

New York NY: The Reverend Al Simpleton has petitioned the Federal Calzone Commission (FCC) about closing cooking show host Rush Limburger's chain of Calzone restaurants, located in Manhattan NYC. The Reverend Simpleton, who owns Calzone shops loc...
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Funny story: "Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

"Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS - In 2008, Reverend Jeremiah Lee Caine of the Abaddon's Gate Baptist Church became gravely concerned upon hearing Obama's claim that "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow." According to Obama, his feats...
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Funny story: Celine Dion Gives Birth to The Anti-Christ, and its Brother.

Celine Dion Gives Birth to The Anti-Christ, and its Brother.

The apocalypse is now one hideous step closer to kicking off 1000 years of Satanic rule, now that revolting pop warbler Celene Dion has given birth to the AntiChrist, and its brother, Keith. "The Archbishop of Wales has announced that Ms. Dion iss...
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Funny story: Mix-up in Hell Has Satan Sending More than One Anti-Christ to Rule Earth

Mix-up in Hell Has Satan Sending More than One Anti-Christ to Rule Earth

Satan is said to be madder than hell at his minions this week after he learned that more than one, and possibly as many as eight Anti-Christs have been unleashed upon the Earth during the past century. Harry Scarem, a demonologist from California...
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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...
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Funny story: Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...
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Funny story: Antichrist of the Opera?

Antichrist of the Opera?

In a move that will shock fans and foes alike, the shock rocker Marilyn Manson is to star as the leading role in Andrew Lloyd Webber's popular musical 'The Phantom of the Opera' it was confirmed yesterday at a press conference in London. Manson (R...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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