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Funny story: Anthropologist Discovers Primitive Man Could Hover While Having Sex With Giant Hummingbirds

Anthropologist Discovers Primitive Man Could Hover While Having Sex With Giant Hummingbirds

ANTHROPOLOGY TODAY: The recent discovery of the fossified remains of what anthropologists believe to be the missing link in the evolutionary process of homo sapiens, was revealed today by none other than Dr. Viscount Billingsgate. While visiting...
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Funny story: Man Cave Paintings Yield Clues to Early Culture

Man Cave Paintings Yield Clues to Early Culture

FLINT, Michigan - In the windowless basement of a long-abandoned home, scientists believe they have discovered the oldest known man cave. The cave contains the ruins of a billiard table and tiny wet bar, but this was useless in dating the struct...
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Funny story: Gorillas play games similar to humans, scientists discover

Gorillas play games similar to humans, scientists discover

By studying footage recorded in zoos, the team found that the great apes would hit a playmate and then run away, chased by the gorilla they had struck. In other instances, it was noticed that one gorilla would hang around the watering hole and com...
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Funny story: Global Warming Exposes Rare Find

Global Warming Exposes Rare Find

Crew members aboard the ice-breaker vessel, UB. Fregot, on a scientific exploration mission to the North-Pole were shocked beyond belief when a polar ice-cap collapsed right in front of their ship exposing 10,000 perfectly preserved corpses. Upon...
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Funny story: Two anthropologists killed in Pelosi's vagina cave-in

Two anthropologists killed in Pelosi's vagina cave-in

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- Two anthropologists were killed early Thursday morning when the walls of Nacy Pelosi's vagina collapsed while they were studying Neanderthal Cave Paintings discovered therein last year. Killed were Nevada's famed Dr. Dian...
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Funny story: Global Frenzy As Nevada Anthropologist Discovers Goat Girl

Global Frenzy As Nevada Anthropologist Discovers Goat Girl

Following the press release confirming that prominent Nevada anthropologist, Doctor Diane J Poor Phd, had discovered a 'Goat Girl' this Spoof Reporting team decamped immediately for the Nevada desert, with little or no idea where exactly we were head...
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Funny story: Nevada Anthropologist and son fall out over Breast Appreciation Day

Nevada Anthropologist and son fall out over Breast Appreciation Day

LAS VEGAS, NV (ABSNN)-- In a follow up to Thursday's story by Skoob1999, Daffit O. Poor, the son of Nobello Prize Winning Cultural Anthropologist Dr. Diane J. Poor, has been removed from the family home after what Las Vegas police termed a "domestic...
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Funny story: Study reveals why British women cannot estimate size "for shit"

Study reveals why British women cannot estimate size "for shit"

Sir Isaac Newton wrote, "English women cannot estimate size, for shit!" Scientists throughout the British Isles have been stumped by this phenomenon for seven centuries, if not longer. TheSpoof.com's Skoob1999, an "amateur" cultural anthropologist,...
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Funny story: Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

First there were white-Americans. And they discovered native-Americans. These fled west, forcing white-Americans to invite in African-Americans to share-the-wealth. Anthropologist Professor Alfred Sneikenpeikr from University of California Berke...
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Funny story: Archaeologists uncover remains of Camelot

Archaeologists uncover remains of Camelot

A team of unbiased UK archaeologists has uncovered what seem to be the remains of a medieval castle they believe was once known as 'Camelot'.
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Funny story: New Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California

New Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California

Archaeologists and Anthropologists at a joint dig in the Sierra Nevada mountain range west of San Francisco, California have discovered a new sub-species of human being. Preliminary carbon dating of the fossilized remains and dating of the source ma...
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Funny story: Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.
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Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
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Funny story: Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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