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The Horror Of It All: An Anthrax Outbreak

An Anthrax outbreak in Northern Russia has put nine people in hospital where they remain critical but crucially still among the living. Luckily because of new advanced techniques in treating the infection contracting it is no longer the be all and en...

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Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Funny story: Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Tired of all this "Pencil pushing bullshit," Staples accountant William Black, snapped and sent hundreds of e-mails filled with anthrax to his friends, family and co-workers. His vile act sparked mild irritation among the hearts of his annoyances.

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East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Funny story: East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...

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Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Funny story: Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...

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Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Funny story: Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Scientists at the Stanford Homosexual Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T) have isolated Gene, their prank-loving overtly homosexual co-worker, from an important symposium set to take place at their laboratory this week...

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"Anthrax" Proved to be Harmless Cocaine

Funny story: "Anthrax" Proved to be Harmless Cocaine

A large package containing white powder which was found in an un-named London office building was yesterday found to be simple cocaine, and not the deadly anthrax that workers feared.

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Suspicious White Powder - The Terrorist's Favorite

Funny story: Suspicious White Powder - The Terrorist's Favorite

The total casualty count from US terrorism is increasing as suspicious white powders continue to surface across the nation.

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THS students: 'Don't do anthrax'

Funny story: THS students: 'Don't do anthrax'

Throughout the nation, Americans are reading of important people being sent mail that has traces of anthrax in it.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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