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Funny story: Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Tired of all this "Pencil pushing bullshit," Staples accountant William Black, snapped and sent hundreds of e-mails filled with anthrax to his friends, family and co-workers. His vile act sparked mild irritation among the hearts of his annoyances.
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Funny story: East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...
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Funny story: Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...
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Funny story: Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Scientists at the Stanford Homosexual Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T) have isolated Gene, their prank-loving overtly homosexual co-worker, from an important symposium set to take place at their laboratory this week...
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Funny story: "Anthrax" Proved to be Harmless Cocaine

"Anthrax" Proved to be Harmless Cocaine

A large package containing white powder which was found in an un-named London office building was yesterday found to be simple cocaine, and not the deadly anthrax that workers feared.
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Funny story: Suspicious White Powder - The Terrorist's Favorite

Suspicious White Powder - The Terrorist's Favorite

The total casualty count from US terrorism is increasing as suspicious white powders continue to surface across the nation.
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Funny story: THS students: 'Don't do anthrax'

THS students: 'Don't do anthrax'

Throughout the nation, Americans are reading of important people being sent mail that has traces of anthrax in it.
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