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Funny story: Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Penguins have been spotted swimming in the icy coastal waters off Boston with a look of delight in their beady little eyes. Much to the delight of avid East Coast birdwatchers, it is suspected that the aquatic creatures, who...
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Funny story: Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Washington DC - Geologists chipping away at the icy incontinent's secrets have announced that sonar-generated subterranean images of a huge ice sculpture - dubbed the 'frozen Mount Rushmore' - effectively prove the existence of an advanced parallel...
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Funny story: Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

South Pole - Cameramen from the World Wildlife Fun charity disguised as mermen have filmed a unique marine love-in by a colony of Giant Squid in a subterranean lake 4km below Antarctica's ice sheet. Up to 500 of the massive tentacled beasties hav...
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Funny story: Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...
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Funny story: Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Cancellation of the UK Antarctic Drilling project was confirmed as the team arrived back to the UK. The controversial plan was to reduce the ice of the Antarctic to the consistency of slush by pumping different flavoured sauces into the ice, allow...
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Funny story: A load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land

A load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land

Buenos Aires - There's been a new development in Argentine protests about the naming of a toxic scrap of Antarctica after Britain's longest running hoaxer. The decision to rename the frozen southern wastes of the British Antarctic Territory 'Queen...
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Funny story: Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been reported that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands". The UK ambassador to Argentina was summoned on Fr...
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Funny story: Dorking man's South Pole bid

Dorking man's South Pole bid

Norman Springer of Dorking, is planning to become the first man to reach the South Pole on a pogo stick. He announced his intent at a press conference this morning, in which he spent the whole time pogoing. Springer, aged 37, has previously been the first man to travel on a pogo stick from his house in south Dorking to Dorking Deepdene train station. This is a feat he will have to repeat if he...
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Funny story: Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Ever since NASA raced to put men in the moon, critics have been questioning the need for the space programme. No longer! Space boffins have finally silenced the nay-sayers by using satellite technology to find where penguins go to relieve thems...
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Funny story: Space Aliens Take Over Antarctica

Space Aliens Take Over Antarctica

New York, NY-- Leaders from around the world are beginning to discuss in public what has been known in private for many years. The continent of Antarctica has been colonized by extra-terrestrials. The alien race is willing to live in harmony with t...
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Funny story: Raw Sewage Pours From Lake Vostok

Raw Sewage Pours From Lake Vostok

East Antarctica-- Russian scientists drilling into the frozen Lake Vostok may have just made the most disgusting discovery in the history of science. The Russians succeeded drilling into Lake Vostok on February 5th, and expected to find pristine con...
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Funny story: Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

King George Island, Antarctica - Bloated from gorging on krill and squid a colony of gassy Emperor Penguins may be behind the fire that's gutted a Brazilian research station in the Antarctic. Until this morning the Comandante Ferraz base was carry...
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Funny story: South Pole Beckons For Intrepid Workers

South Pole Beckons For Intrepid Workers

A series of adverts for jobs at the South Pole has brought over 3,000 replies in less than a month. The British Antarctic Survey is offering carpenters, joiners and electricians £23,000 salaries to work at research stations in some of the remotest...
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Funny story: Plucky Brit Comes Second In Race To South Pole

Plucky Brit Comes Second In Race To South Pole

Plucky Brit Robert Falcon Scott was forced to concede defeat to that Norwegian swine Amundsen in the race to the South Pole, reports ROYGBIV. Despite the cold and the bad weather, Scott fought on despite not wearing a tie and despite Captain Oate...
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Funny story: Antarctica Falls Off The Earth

Antarctica Falls Off The Earth

Washington, DC - Geologists and astronomers are reporting tonight an alarming and unexpected development about Antarctica. The Frozen Continent is missing. The glue holding Antarctica to the earth came loose, and the entire continent went spinning...
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Funny story: Coup d'etat in Antarctica

Coup d'etat in Antarctica

In a real life James Bond Adventure a well-equipped and heavily armed group landed on a giant iceberg, which recently broke away from Antarctica, and declared that the iceberg was now the sovereign nation of Iceonia. The local population of Peng...
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Funny story: Antarctica Ice Sheet Calves World's Largest Iceberg

Antarctica Ice Sheet Calves World's Largest Iceberg

Whitlandia,Antarctica Scientists Monday in a flyover determined that the floating ice cake is larger than the country of Australia, or is that a continent? The group described the ice island as large, white, coldish, standing about eighty five f...
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Funny story: Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

The Antarctic Commission, the governing authority of Antarctica, has launched a desperate plea to the press to ask the public to send money to support victims of the recent earthquake in Antarctica. Two days ago an earthquake of magnitude 6.3 hit...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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