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Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

Funny story: Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA - Some American researchers stationed at Antarctica are a little concerned about the 4th research station China recently built here. "Well, for one thing, it is shaped like a UFO and it is on stilts," commented Dr. Fill...

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Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

Funny story: Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Penguins have been spotted swimming in the icy coastal waters off Boston with a look of delight in their beady little eyes. Much to the delight of avid East Coast birdwatchers, it is suspected that the aquatic creatures, who...

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Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Funny story: Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Washington DC - Geologists chipping away at the icy incontinent's secrets have announced that sonar-generated subterranean images of a huge ice sculpture - dubbed the 'frozen Mount Rushmore' - effectively prove the existence of an advanced parallel...

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Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

Funny story: Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

South Pole - Cameramen from the World Wildlife Fun charity disguised as mermen have filmed a unique marine love-in by a colony of Giant Squid in a subterranean lake 4km below Antarctica's ice sheet. Up to 500 of the massive tentacled beasties hav...

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Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Funny story: Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...

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Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Funny story: Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Cancellation of the UK Antarctic Drilling project was confirmed as the team arrived back to the UK. The controversial plan was to reduce the ice of the Antarctic to the consistency of slush by pumping different flavoured sauces into the ice, allow...

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A load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land

Funny story: A load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land

Buenos Aires - There's been a new development in Argentine protests about the naming of a toxic scrap of Antarctica after Britain's longest running hoaxer. The decision to rename the frozen southern wastes of the British Antarctic Territory 'Queen...

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Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Funny story: Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been reported that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands". The UK ambassador to Argentina was summoned on Fr...

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Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Funny story: Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Ever since NASA raced to put men in the moon, critics have been questioning the need for the space programme. No longer! Space boffins have finally silenced the nay-sayers by using satellite technology to find where penguins go to relieve thems...

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Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

Funny story: Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

King George Island, Antarctica - Bloated from gorging on krill and squid a colony of gassy Emperor Penguins may be behind the fire that's gutted a Brazilian research station in the Antarctic. Until this morning the Comandante Ferraz base was carry...

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South Pole Beckons For Intrepid Workers

Funny story: South Pole Beckons For Intrepid Workers

A series of adverts for jobs at the South Pole has brought over 3,000 replies in less than a month. The British Antarctic Survey is offering carpenters, joiners and electricians £23,000 salaries to work at research stations in some of the remotest...

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Plucky Brit Comes Second In Race To South Pole

Funny story: Plucky Brit Comes Second In Race To South Pole

Plucky Brit Robert Falcon Scott was forced to concede defeat to that Norwegian swine Amundsen in the race to the South Pole, reports ROYGBIV. Despite the cold and the bad weather, Scott fought on despite not wearing a tie and despite Captain Oate...

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Coup d'etat in Antarctica

Funny story: Coup d'etat in Antarctica

In a real life James Bond Adventure a well-equipped and heavily armed group landed on a giant iceberg, which recently broke away from Antarctica, and declared that the iceberg was now the sovereign nation of Iceonia. The local population of Peng...

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Antarctica Ice Sheet Calves World's Largest Iceberg

Funny story: Antarctica Ice Sheet Calves World's Largest Iceberg

Whitlandia,Antarctica Scientists Monday in a flyover determined that the floating ice cake is larger than the country of Australia, or is that a continent? The group described the ice island as large, white, coldish, standing about eighty five f...

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Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

Funny story: Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

The Antarctic Commission, the governing authority of Antarctica, has launched a desperate plea to the press to ask the public to send money to support victims of the recent earthquake in Antarctica. Two days ago an earthquake of magnitude 6.3 hit...

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Ice loss embarrassment for receding Antarctica

Funny story: Ice loss embarrassment for receding Antarctica

Fears are rising for the emotional stability of Antarctica after space probes noticed that the contentment is losing its ice. In an attempt to slow or even reverse the receding ice, scientists at Antarctica Technology University (Antarctica) have...

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Scott of the Antarctic and the claims society

Funny story: Scott of the Antarctic and the claims society

I was doing a small jet washing job this morning, and it was absolutely bloody freezing. The water was turning to ice as it hit the ground, and I had decided to call it a day and come back at the weekend, when up strolls Robert Falcon Scott, closely followed by a lugubrious Captain Oates. We chatted for a while, then Oates declared that he had to go outside, and may be gone some time. Several...

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Massive Antarctic Ice Shelf Jennifer Headed For Spring Break!

Funny story: Massive Antarctic Ice Shelf Jennifer Headed For Spring Break!

Well kids, look who's headed for Fort Lauderdale Florida at the the height of the college Spring Break season! It's none other than Jennifer, the massive ice shelf currently hanging by a thread off the coast of Antarctica. When questioned abou...

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