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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - I'm a Celebrity get me out of Ventnor

Isle of Wight News - I'm a Celebrity get me out of Ventnor

Ventnor Zoo my be home to the ferocious fennec fox and the terrifying terrapin twins, but the Australian jungle it is not. Not yet anyway. Producers of the surprisingly popular televisual reality show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here are facing bud...
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Funny story: Janine Off 'Eastenders' Wins 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'

Janine Off 'Eastenders' Wins 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'

Of course it wasn't the character of Janine Butcher who won the show, it was the actress who portrays her, Charlie Brooks. Brooks beat off the competiton to become the twelfth winner of the show, and only the fourth 'Queen Of The Jungle', followin...
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Funny story: Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle

Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle

Former 80's darling of the dart board Eric Bristow has ended his stay in the jungle after viewers voted him out of ITV's seemingly never-ending 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Finishing a credible fourth, the former King of the oche was as b...
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Funny story: Limahl Sent Back To The Eighties After Jungle Ordeal

Limahl Sent Back To The Eighties After Jungle Ordeal

Today's barely remembered celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' was eighties pop singer Limahl. The Kajagoogoo front man, who cleverly rearranged the letters of his surname Hamill to come up with his stage name, exp...
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Funny story: The BBC Unleashes New Antique Programs

The BBC Unleashes New Antique Programs

Excitement is mounting as two new BBC shows - Antiques Under the Hammer and Antiques hit the road - are being aired on TV this week. A BBC spokesperson said to me that there seems to be a great hunger for more antique programming, and that it is up t...
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Funny story: New reality show threatens "I'm a Celebrity" ratings

New reality show threatens "I'm a Celebrity" ratings

A new reality show is coming to the BBC next week, threatening the ratings of the popular show "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here". Called "I'm a nonentity, get me out of here", and set in Coventry City Centre, it charts the course of 12 anonymo...
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Funny story: Twitchers flocking to Australia

Twitchers flocking to Australia

Twitchers across the world are migrating to Australia since the news spread across Twitter that a pair of rare Newcastle Tits have been sighted in Melbourne. "I've seen most varieties of tit," said the heavily bearded Bill Oddie, an avid bird-watc...
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Funny story: Apple to release Geordie products

Apple to release Geordie products

Apple has announced a range of products designed especially for the people of Newcastle. The 'Why i' range will be available in the near future with the launch of 'why itunes' a music site devoted entirely to geordie artists such as Cheryl Cole, Jim...
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Funny story: Manchester United stars to be new Ant and Dec

Manchester United stars to be new Ant and Dec

Ex Manchester United aces Gary and Phil Neville are to be the new Ant and Dec. The popular and charismatic footballers are being groomed to host 'I Am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' A media PR spokesperson told reporters: "It is a winnin...
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Funny story: "Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

"Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

Britain's Got Talent crew members, including presenters Ant and Dec, and judges Michael McIntyre and Amanda Holden took advantage of a break from watching some bloke who wasn't Ashley Cole take off several pairs of underpants in order to display a bi...
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Funny story: Britain's Got No Talent

Britain's Got No Talent

As the new series springs into life, it's all change for the hit show 'Britain's Got Talent'. The New Presenting team of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre, alongside the returning Amanda Holden haven't proved quite as popular as producers hope...
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Funny story: Matt Willis To Join Eastenders

Matt Willis To Join Eastenders

Ex 'Busted' Star and all round good guy Matt Willis is set to join the cast of Eastenders in a move that is hoped will really boost viewing figures. The popular celebrity, who has now failed in both the Music Industry and Television presenting, wi...
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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - Americans Just 'Don't Get' British Lavatory Humour

I'm A Celeb - Americans Just 'Don't Get' British Lavatory Humour

It seems Brits get it, but Americans don't. On last night's edition of 'I'm A Celeb', vacuous American (What was her mother thinking?) nude model Kayla Collins went off on one because 'somebody' had wallpapered the side of the dunny. With shit.
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Funny story: Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

While this reporter likes nothing better than dressing up in a Burka and sitting on a bus with a clock under my arm; it seems the political correctness climate has taken a turn for the worse with revelations from that a contemporary version of Biker...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - Timmy The Miming Pig Wows The Judges - And Ant And Dec

Britain's Got Talent - Timmy The Miming Pig Wows The Judges - And Ant And Dec

They said it couldn't be done. The BGT judges, along with Geordie comedy duo Ant and Dec, all scoffed when Christine came out on stage with Timmy the pig, and announced that he was going to mime to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' at a recent BGT audition...
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Funny story: Ant & Dec warned off for wanting to join the Geordie Nationalists Party

Ant & Dec warned off for wanting to join the Geordie Nationalists Party

Anthony McPartlin, & Declan Donnelly, otherwise known as Ant & Dec,the comedy duo from Newcastle wanted to join the Geordie Nationalist Party to get a fairer deal for Geordie's but they have been warned they could lose their lucrative TV deal...
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Funny story: Geordie Joy as Newcastle United return to the Premier League

Geordie Joy as Newcastle United return to the Premier League

The streets of Newcastle were tonight awash with celebrating Geordies as they saluted the Magpies return to the Premier League, the place where they belong apparently. Among the revellers were celebrity supporters including Ant and Dec, Sting, Jim...
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Funny story: Ant and Dec the new Morecambe and Wise

Ant and Dec the new Morecambe and Wise

After two years of investigation it has now been revealed that the top ITV act of Ant and Dec are gradually morphing into 70's and 80's comedians Morecambe and Wise. Scientists at the University College London have now finished their studies and have...
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