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Funny story: Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he should go on the offensive by waging a war that h...
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Funny story: Anorexic Patients to Be Force Fed…To Crocodiles

Anorexic Patients to Be Force Fed…To Crocodiles

Exasperated doctors are getting tough on anorexic patients in New South Wales. Physicians at Cairns General Hospital have come up with a new way of dealing with anorexic patients who refuse to eat; they themselves will become food in a new tough l...
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Funny story: Research shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020

Research shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020

Boston, Mass-- A group of researchers at Boston College recently concluded that 100% of all Americans will either be obese or anorexic by 2020. Lead researcher Dillon Hardwick stated, "I got the idea for the study after I noticed everyone attending...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Simply Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Concert Tour

Demi Lovato Is Simply Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Concert Tour

VENICE BEACH - Demi Lovato spent the day after her 19th birthday walking quietly along the shore at Venice Beach in a bathing suit she had received as a birthday present from her two best friends Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Lovato, who spent t...
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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Has Gotten So Damn Skinny Her Husband Can Use Her As A Swizzle Stick To Stir His Drinks

LeAnn Rimes Has Gotten So Damn Skinny Her Husband Can Use Her As A Swizzle Stick To Stir His Drinks

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Okay, when country singer LeAnn Rimes was weighing 78 that was thin, but now that she has gotten down to 63, that is just downright skinny as hell. And it appears that Rimes definitely has all of the earmarks of being anor...
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Funny story: Worst Feared for Anorexic Teen Following Toilet Flush Tragedy

Worst Feared for Anorexic Teen Following Toilet Flush Tragedy

Glastonbury man, Robin Tripp was today woefully counting the cost of a night on the town, following which, he inadvertently flushed his thirteen year old anorexic daughter down the toilet. A senior police officer described the circumstances as a t...
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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Wants Everyone To Know That Just Because She Is Down To 63 Pounds Does Not Mean She Is Anorexic

LeAnn Rimes Wants Everyone To Know That Just Because She Is Down To 63 Pounds Does Not Mean She Is Anorexic

NASHVILLE - Two weeks ago LeAnn Rimes was weighing 78 pounds and she looked anorexic then. Today she is down to 63 pounds and she looks even more anorexic now. But the 28-year-old country singer who has just about managed to shed her reputation fo...
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Funny story: Unemployed empty heir-head Kate parades her skeletal remains

Unemployed empty heir-head Kate parades her skeletal remains

London - A Kings Road shopping expedition has seen Kate Middleton invest in falsies to insert under her bridal gown following a public outcry about her emaciated form. "If she was a Dartmoor pony there'd be an outcry to the RSPCA," a worried Whors...
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Funny story: Shocking Study Disproves Common Idea

Shocking Study Disproves Common Idea

The largest study of school aged children took place in the U.S. last month. Over 10 000 students were put through vigorous tests to determine the average weight of American students. Common belief for years has thought that American youth were su...
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Funny story: Why is the wearing of a veil considered so 'bad' by some people that they want it banned?

Why is the wearing of a veil considered so 'bad' by some people that they want it banned?

It is difficult to believe, in this day and age, that women are not allowed to dress the way they wish when it comes to covering their heads and/or wearing a veil. It is their choice for the most part, according to articles in the British newspapers. It would be much more appreciated, by many folk, if the 'clothes police' banned the outfits that some girls and women wear which show far too m...
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Funny story: Five year old anorexic girl sues all newspapers

Five year old anorexic girl sues all newspapers

Trouble is brewing in the world of newspapers and related print media, that could spell disaster and a possible end to all printed newspapers unless they sign a pledge to undertake a new ethical code of reporting conduct. A five year old anorexic...
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Funny story: John Prescott in Stunning Anorexia Revelations

John Prescott in Stunning Anorexia Revelations

British politics was rocked today following shock revelations by New New Labour apparatchik's that for the last 40 years; John Prescott has been wearing a fat suit and high-tech prosthetics designed by NASA to disguise the fact that he is actually an...
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Funny story: Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Edition has signed two noted actresses to appear in their upcoming season. Movie actress Lindsay Lohan and television actress Calista Flockhart will appear on episodes to begin televising in March. These actresses hav...
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Funny story: New Group Launches Anorexia Support Campaign

New Group Launches Anorexia Support Campaign

For many years, persons suffering from Anorexia Nervosa (95% female) have had to live with the stigma of being labeled as "too skinny" or "emaciated." Members of this group have suffered depression due to their looks and feelings...
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Funny story: Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...
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Funny story: Poland Bans Anorectic Models

Poland Bans Anorectic Models

Following the lead of her more senior European Union neighbors, France and Spain, the Polish Parliament has passed legislation that will discourage anorectic models from sauntering down the nascent fashion industry's catwalks.
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Funny story: FDA approves rapid weight loss sugar-free diet gum; recommended by 9 out of 10 anorexics

FDA approves rapid weight loss sugar-free diet gum; recommended by 9 out of 10 anorexics

Washington, DC - Now you can chew your way out of the weight gain you chewed your way into by simply chewing on the newly approved FDA sugar-free diet gum all day long. Just make sure you are near a bathroom as you may experience weight loss nearly i...
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Funny story: Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Scrawny warbler, Celine Dion, has added her voice to an ad campaign to draw attention to eating disorders. The Titanic singer -as in the song, not as in size - is an avid believer in healthy eating and body health.
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