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Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Funny story: Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian." Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.

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Obama snubs Putin at Club Mephistopheles but no duel yet

Funny story: Obama snubs Putin at Club Mephistopheles but no duel yet

As the world well knows, Mr. Obama has been so annoyed with the President of Russia that Mr. Hollande was forced to host separate dinners. However, both these leaders are fond of Club Mephistopheles, a night club with branches in all major cities,...

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Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

Funny story: Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying. The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...

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Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

Funny story: Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time. Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...

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Snow, and why it should be banned

Funny story: Snow, and why it should be banned

If there's one thing that would have me praying for a global rise in temperature, it is snow. It's depressing. It's disruptive. I cannot conceive of a single good thing about it. Other people come out with lines like: "It makes everything look pretty." To which my answer is, why is a uniform colour pretty? I much prefer looking at a multifaceted multicolour landscape than WHITE! ev...

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Online News Readers Left Feeling Confused

Funny story: Online News Readers Left Feeling Confused

Readers of online news sites, such as the Spoof, or the now defunct NOTW-Online have been left confused and annoyed by the lack of editorial checking over external hyperlinks on stories. "Many of the stories have hyperlinks that go to the wrong pl...

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Company Executive Thrown Off Train For Talking Loudly

Funny story: Company Executive Thrown Off Train For Talking Loudly

In this age of political correctness and lack of patience for one's fellow man, things seem to have dipped to a new low. Barry Ludlow, 37, a high ranking executive in a city firm, was unceremoniously removed from a train on his way to work last Mo...

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Harlingen Man Still Looking for Missing Screw, Risks Losing Family

For nearly eight months, Harlingen area resident Christopher Baker has been searching for a screw that somehow fell out of his Sharp Viewcam personal camcorder posing little more than a mild inconvenience. So far all efforts to locate the missing...

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Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

Funny story: Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

According to a new study "Whatever" is the most annoying word but for the 6,000th year in a row, men say that it is "No!" If you're in the US or planning to go there, whatever you do don't use the word "Whatever" stated the article! For some...

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Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

Funny story: Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

The epidemic of exploding iPhones has jumped from France to the UK this week with 259,510 incidents reported in two days, but this is concidered by many as Just Desserts for those tossers who just won't shut up about their bloody iPhones! The plag...

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Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up. Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that allowing the 16 year old starlet, aka Hannah Montana...

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Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

Funny story: Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

A Sussex woman who constantly displayed an attitude of arrogance, and who was described as having "a bee in her bonnet", has received her comeuppance, and been brought back down to earth with a severe bump. The woman, Violet Brash, from Brighton,...

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Man dies of Pedantry

Funny story: Man dies of Pedantry

A Man has died in the small village of Washington Smythe, for being Pedantic. The chap was too interested in little details and being right all of the time, that a number of his friends formed a firing squad. Andy Pandy, a friend of the unnamed ma...

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Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes Countdown on BBC Three

Funny story: Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes Countdown on BBC Three

Famous Bear-Baiting TV host Jeremy Kyle is to host the Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes countdown on BBC Three. BBC Three has shown a number of these Most Annoying shows, with such topics as Microwave Ovens, Television Couples, Transvestite...

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Scientists discover 'annoying gene'

Funny story: Scientists discover 'annoying gene'

Break-through research carried out by scientists at the University of Hindley, Lancs, has identified a gene in women that mutates when they reach their 40's. They have also discovered in tests carried out on women ranging from 45-70 years old, th...

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