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Funny story: Camp comedian Everard Cox banned from cruise ship

Camp comedian Everard Cox banned from cruise ship

Much loved comedian and all-round entertainer Everard Cox has been banned from a gay cruise ship after an incident in which he embarrassed himself. Although unwilling to speak about exactly what happened, Cox, 37, was more than happy to make hilar...
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Funny story: Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

Bank advert 'not shit and annoying'

A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying. The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...
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Funny story: Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time. Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...
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Funny story: Snow, and why it should be banned

Snow, and why it should be banned

If there's one thing that would have me praying for a global rise in temperature, it is snow. It's depressing. It's disruptive. I cannot conceive of a single good thing about it. Other people come out with lines like: "It makes everything look pretty." To which my answer is, why is a uniform colour pretty? I much prefer looking at a multifaceted multicolour landscape than WHITE! ev...
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Funny story: Online News Readers Left Feeling Confused

Online News Readers Left Feeling Confused

Readers of online news sites, such as the Spoof, or the now defunct NOTW-Online have been left confused and annoyed by the lack of editorial checking over external hyperlinks on stories. "Many of the stories have hyperlinks that go to the wrong pl...
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Funny story: Company Executive Thrown Off Train For Talking Loudly

Company Executive Thrown Off Train For Talking Loudly

In this age of political correctness and lack of patience for one's fellow man, things seem to have dipped to a new low. Barry Ludlow, 37, a high ranking executive in a city firm, was unceremoniously removed from a train on his way to work last Mo...
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Funny story: Harlingen Man Still Looking for Missing Screw, Risks Losing Family

Harlingen Man Still Looking for Missing Screw, Risks Losing Family

For nearly eight months, Harlingen area resident Christopher Baker has been searching for a screw that somehow fell out of his Sharp Viewcam personal camcorder posing little more than a mild inconvenience. So far all efforts to locate the missing...
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Funny story: Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

According to a new study "Whatever" is the most annoying word but for the 6,000th year in a row, men say that it is "No!" If you're in the US or planning to go there, whatever you do don't use the word "Whatever" stated the article! For some...
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Funny story: Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

The epidemic of exploding iPhones has jumped from France to the UK this week with 259,510 incidents reported in two days, but this is concidered by many as Just Desserts for those tossers who just won't shut up about their bloody iPhones! The plag...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut

US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up. Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that allowing the 16 year old starlet, aka Hannah Montana...
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Funny story: Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

A Sussex woman who constantly displayed an attitude of arrogance, and who was described as having "a bee in her bonnet", has received her comeuppance, and been brought back down to earth with a severe bump. The woman, Violet Brash, from Brighton,...
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Funny story: Man dies of Pedantry

Man dies of Pedantry

A Man has died in the small village of Washington Smythe, for being Pedantic. The chap was too interested in little details and being right all of the time, that a number of his friends formed a firing squad. Andy Pandy, a friend of the unnamed ma...
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Funny story: Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes Countdown on BBC Three

Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes Countdown on BBC Three

Famous Bear-Baiting TV host Jeremy Kyle is to host the Most Annoying Most Annoying Programmes countdown on BBC Three. BBC Three has shown a number of these Most Annoying shows, with such topics as Microwave Ovens, Television Couples, Transvestite...
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Funny story: Scientists discover 'annoying gene'

Scientists discover 'annoying gene'

Break-through research carried out by scientists at the University of Hindley, Lancs, has identified a gene in women that mutates when they reach their 40's. They have also discovered in tests carried out on women ranging from 45-70 years old, th...
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