Scientists at Madeup University have made a discovery which is sure to dumbfound the whole of mankind.
Their discovery? Well I gave that away in the headline. In case you missed it, here it is again.
Michael Winner is almost entirely human.
Anne Robinson has the dubious accolade of being the only presenter worldwide to win more prize money than the hapless contestants she enjoys humiliating.
The average winnings per show are a miserly £1,000 but plastic faced Robinson cashes in a han...
The elderly female presenter Anne Robinson has branded television in the UK as sexist and ageist.
"If a woman in her sixties wanted a job presenting a program like Watchdog, she wouldn't get it" said the new Watchdog presenter. "If a young attrac...
BBC quiz programme The Weakest Link is known for the insulting remarks made by Ann Robinson at the contestants as well as how the weaker contestants use their votes to gang up on the stronger. This is a true reflection of how cruel life can be for ma...
The manager of the pop tarts Pussycat Dolls, has kicked out two members of the loveable hooker group and has replaced them with celebrity hard women; Anne Robinson and Judge Judy Sheindlin.
The manager defending his decision said " The Pussycat D...
The world's oldest woman, Anne Robinson, has finally come revealed that she is a lot older than she says she is.
Popular BBC quiz, The Weakest Link, is a device of an evil empire hell-bent on taking over the world. That's the claim being made today by a man from Stoke on Trent.
BBC TV have announced the production of Seasons 1-3 of their new sitcom, You are the Weakest Millionare, Goodbye, is finished.
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