Netherlands - A fake mustache missing since 2001 from the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library collection of espionage artifucts is in the frame according to NATO sources.
Apparently it dropped off during this morning's arrest of an alleged Anna Cha...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has worked with some of the most popular and most beautiful actresses including Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Paris Hilton, and Sofia Vergara.
He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
London - Details are still a bit sketchy this morning following an announcement about the chubby warbler's film debut in a new take on the 1985 Chevy Chase box office hit.
The updated comedy about an espionage ring headquartered at London's oldest...
Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council.
"Not only did who ever did it ignore the pick-up day, which is every 3rd Thursday in the m...
Dublin - (Mata Hari Mess): A KGB scam using Irish ID theft in the Anna Chapman espionage saga has led to the expulsion of a Russian diplomat.
Dim-Eatery Rasputin from the legation in Dublin has been ordered back home following the discovery of fra...
Turginovo, Russia - (Festive Ass Mess): Flanked at a traditional Russian Orthodox midnight mass in Turginovo by the usual entourage of wholesome-looking, corpulent ex-shot put champion babushkas Vladimir Putin looked humble and Pius (sic) XII.
Spo...
Bloodyvostock - (Na Zdrawie): Friday's Russian Orthodox Christmas started early last week... with the appearance on the Let Them Talk TV show of 'two red pussies' - one of which wasn't a lion cub.
"Da...and the other wasn't Anya Kushchenko!" show...
Reacting to it's diminished message of 'social change & redistribution of wealth', struggling TV network CNBC has picked up a new 8 part series staring the red headed defrocked Russian spy, Anna Chapman!
Titled "Anna Chapman's Siberia" the tr...
London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss."
Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...
The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed...
Cyberspace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): More damning revelations claim a bit of the Duke of York's spittle lead to the capture of the Anna Chapman espionage ring.
Transcripts from the cyber-whistleblower say his DNA matched Chapman for paternity.
Russia - (Spy Who Shagged Me Mess): Russian intelligence agencies have named Spoof writer Colonel Juan as the double agent who exposed the flame haired mata hari's boobs.
KGB red top mouthpiece Kommerslutz said today Colonel Juan Lazaro was always...
In a photo provided by Maximski Russian edition magazine, the front cover of Novermber 2010 issue of the magazine shows what appears to be Anna Chapman posing with a gun.
However, former president and spy Vladimir Putin says the photo is a fake ex...
Skoob News office - teatime - As if to prove that sometimes strange things happen, here at Skoob News today, we received a mysterious parcel with some steak and kidney in it. We don't know why.
An accompanying note informed us that the writer had...
Rome - (Sod's Banker Mess): Accomplished KGB money launderer Anya Kushchenko had been headhunted by the Holy See slush fund ever since her topless pics surfaced on the internet.
Opus Dei honchos told the Pope she'd be good for morale among the cle...
Kazakhstan - (Pie-in-the-Sky): The red haired bombshell arrived at the Baikonur cosmodrome under a blanket of secrecy before being smuggled aboard a Soyuz craft bound for outer space.
Camouflaged as a piece of baggage belonging to cosmonauts Alexa...
Moscow - (The Spy Who Gagged Me Mess): The flamed haired siren's video tribute is a birthday suit rendition of 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word'.
A YouBoob! channel sneak preview sees Anna peeling off her 'Agent Provocateur' layers as she mouth...
London - (Spy Who Bagged Me News): Was missing Russian spy ring bagman Christopher Metsos using an Alderney Street rubbish recycling bin as a secret dead letter drop?
"We just don't know," London cops said today amid rumors that MI6 cryptographer...