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Russian spy ring smashed

Funny story: Russian spy ring smashed

New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district. Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted...

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'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

Funny story: 'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

New York - Is there some sort of ugly bitch redhead - a menopausal Anna Chapman-kinda ho, maybe? - lurking in the murky background of the New York lawyer sitting squirming in a Lower Manhattan courthouse dock charged with $19 billion of fraud and rac...

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Vladimir Putin Buys Edward Snowden a House

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Buys Edward Snowden a House

MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin is extremely happy with the job that Edward Snowden is doing as the government's director of computers. President Putin has stated that Snowden has already show...

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Edward Snowden Says He Has 7,917 Documents On Justin Bieber Alone

Funny story: Edward Snowden Says He Has 7,917 Documents On Justin Bieber Alone

MOSCOW - The notorious NSA Whistleblower, Edward Snowden, recently sat down at a Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant in downtown Moscow and spoke with a reporter with Russia's national news agency Vodkavich. Snowden who appeared in good spirits...

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Edward Snowden Says He's Considering Ex-Russian Spy Anna Chapman's Marriage Proposal

Funny story: Edward Snowden Says He's Considering Ex-Russian Spy Anna Chapman's Marriage Proposal

MOSCOW - The infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has just become a little more infamous after reports have emerged that the world's number one female Russian spy Anna Chapman has asked him to marry her. Anna Chapman spoke with a reporter wit...

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Anna Chapman 'accomplice' arrested in Man From U.N.C.L.E-style fake mustache fiasco

Funny story: Anna Chapman 'accomplice' arrested in Man From U.N.C.L.E-style fake mustache fiasco

Netherlands - A fake mustache missing since 2001 from the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library collection of espionage artifucts is in the frame according to NATO sources. Apparently it dropped off during this morning's arrest of an alleged Anna Cha...

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Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

Funny story: Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has worked with some of the most popular and most beautiful actresses including Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Paris Hilton, and Sofia Vergara. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...

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Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake

Funny story: Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake

London - Details are still a bit sketchy this morning following an announcement about the chubby warbler's film debut in a new take on the 1985 Chevy Chase box office hit. The updated comedy about an espionage ring headquartered at London's oldest...

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Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!

Funny story: Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!

Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council. "Not only did who ever did it ignore the pick-up day, which is every 3rd Thursday in the m...

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When Irish Spies Are Smiling

Funny story: When Irish Spies Are Smiling

Dublin - (Mata Hari Mess): A KGB scam using Irish ID theft in the Anna Chapman espionage saga has led to the expulsion of a Russian diplomat. Dim-Eatery Rasputin from the legation in Dublin has been ordered back home following the discovery of fra...

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Putin in secret conjugal visit to trollop

Funny story: Putin in secret conjugal visit to trollop

Turginovo, Russia - (Festive Ass Mess): Flanked at a traditional Russian Orthodox midnight mass in Turginovo by the usual entourage of wholesome-looking, corpulent ex-shot put champion babushkas Vladimir Putin looked humble and Pius (sic) XII. Spo...

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Happy Russian Christmas as Santa stuffs Anna Chapman stocking

Funny story: Happy Russian Christmas as Santa stuffs Anna Chapman stocking

Bloodyvostock - (Na Zdrawie): Friday's Russian Orthodox Christmas started early last week... with the appearance on the Let Them Talk TV show of 'two red pussies' - one of which wasn't a lion cub. "Da...and the other wasn't Anya Kushchenko!" show...

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"Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series to be Picked up by CNBC to Counter Palin's TV Success!

Funny story: "Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series to be Picked up by CNBC to Counter Palin's TV Success!

Reacting to it's diminished message of 'social change & redistribution of wealth', struggling TV network CNBC has picked up a new 8 part series staring the red headed defrocked Russian spy, Anna Chapman! Titled "Anna Chapman's Siberia" the tr...

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Was sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?

Funny story: Was sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?

London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss." Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...

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WikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents

Funny story: WikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents

The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed...

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Wikileaks: DNA tests on Prince Andrew 'caught Russian spy Anna Chapman'

Funny story: Wikileaks: DNA tests on Prince Andrew 'caught Russian spy Anna Chapman'

Cyberspace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): More damning revelations claim a bit of the Duke of York's spittle lead to the capture of the Anna Chapman espionage ring. Transcripts from the cyber-whistleblower say his DNA matched Chapman for paternity.

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KGB blames The Spoof's Colonel 'Juan Lazaro' Shcherbakov for exposing Anna Chapman tits

Funny story: KGB blames The Spoof's Colonel 'Juan Lazaro' Shcherbakov for exposing Anna Chapman tits

Russia - (Spy Who Shagged Me Mess): Russian intelligence agencies have named Spoof writer Colonel Juan as the double agent who exposed the flame haired mata hari's boobs. KGB red top mouthpiece Kommerslutz said today Colonel Juan Lazaro was always...

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Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

Funny story: Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

In a photo provided by Maximski Russian edition magazine, the front cover of Novermber 2010 issue of the magazine shows what appears to be Anna Chapman posing with a gun. However, former president and spy Vladimir Putin says the photo is a fake ex...

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