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Funny story: Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

WHIPPLE, Ohio - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where beer coasters were invented. A crowd of 29 individuals had gathered in the morning dew to hear Old Mittens speak in the parking lot of a local...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Mitt Romney was in Pawtucket at a meeting of The Smallest State in The Union Chapter of Undecided Voters. He was greeted by two blue-haired elderly women, one dishwater blonde elderly woman, and a woman who was clearly we...
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Funny story: Romney Apologizes To America's 47 Percent

Romney Apologizes To America's 47 Percent

FISHERSVILLE, Virginia - Mitt Romney is back again doing his patented Flip-Flop Quick-Step song and dance routine. Speaking before a crowd estimated at somewhere between 31 and 36 supporters, standing in the drizzle at a local Burger Belle, the GO...
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Funny story: The Presidential Debate: The President and Romney Could Have Phoned It In

The Presidential Debate: The President and Romney Could Have Phoned It In

DENVER - Well the first presidential debate of 2012 is now in the history books and it proved to be as exciting as listening to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter talk about beauty tips. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine stated that both...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Debate Ann Romney

Michelle Obama To Debate Ann Romney

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has announced that they have just finalized plans for the first ever Presidential Election Wives Debate. The idea for the unique debate between President Obama's wife Michelle and Mitt Romney's wife A...
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Funny story: Romney opens mouth to change feet

Romney opens mouth to change feet

BOSTON (ABSNN) - Republican Presiential nominee Mitt Romney, hard on the heels of his foreign policy coup of last week, defended his stand that Barack Obama is a Muslim apologist. And he managed to alienate a few more government workers in the barga...
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Funny story: Romney Campaign in Crisis, says a Senior Insider

Romney Campaign in Crisis, says a Senior Insider

A senior figure inside Mitt Romney's faltering campaign for the Presidency said this morning "My - erm, I mean his - campaign has careered off the tracks, hit the buffers, gone over the edge." When asked by reporters to limit his argument to one r...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Tells Michele Bachmann to Shut Her Trap

Mitt Romney Tells Michele Bachmann to Shut Her Trap

NEW YORK CITY - Mitt Romney was in the Big Apple being interviewed by radio station KREP talk show host Tulips Fibbowitz. Miss Fibbowitz, who is not the least bit shy, asked him just exactly how much money he's worth. Romney nodded his head and...
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Funny story: Ann Romney Launches Flat Hair Force One

Ann Romney Launches Flat Hair Force One

Lakeland, Fla-With the presidential elections nearing the finish line, and all their uber-wealthy friends tapped-out, the Romney campaign is now desperate to attract individual donors, especially since individual donors are once again rising to the o...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - Ann Romney and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Political Facebook - Ann Romney and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Hello Ann. Are you there? 9:01 a.m. Ann Romney: Yes, I'm here. How are ya Lizzy? 9:04 a.m. Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I'm great. And girlfriend let me say that I watched your GOP National Convention speech and you did fantastic. 9:09 a.m. Ann Romney: Thanks Lizzy. You don't think that I over did the color red do you? 9:12 a.m. Elisabeth Hassel...
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Funny story: Ann Romney Shows Mitt's Softer Side to You People

Ann Romney Shows Mitt's Softer Side to You People

GOP Convention-Tampa: The filthy-rich devil-in-a-red-dress, Ann Romney, has exploded into the national spotlight, after mindlessly reading a teleprompter in her husband's honor to the party faithful gathered at the what the intelligentsia are now cal...
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Funny story: Ann Romney to Tax Return Doubters: "Promise Not to Attack Us and Give Us Immunity and We Will Release the Stuff That Mitt Says 'No One Can Ever See' "

Ann Romney to Tax Return Doubters: "Promise Not to Attack Us and Give Us Immunity and We Will Release the Stuff That Mitt Says 'No One Can Ever See' "

Over brunch today with Katie Couric, Ann Romney assured tax return skeptics "there is absolutely mostly nothing of interest most years" in Mitt's tax returns. I say 'Mitt's returns' because we always file separately. Mitt says every good husband files separately for the wives' protection," Ann told Couric. "Other than lines 38 and 44 of most years' 1040 forms and the interest and dividends sche...
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Funny story: Translation attained of Ann Romney's comment on tax returns: 'We've given all you people need to know'

Translation attained of Ann Romney's comment on tax returns: 'We've given all you people need to know'

WASHINGTON - Experts were quick to point out that Ann Romney was not mincing words today when she told ABC News, "We've given all you people need to know" in terms of past income tax returns. Linguists, however, were even quicker to disagree. "...
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