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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Mddlesbrough, both in denial when told they are CHAVS

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Mddlesbrough, both in denial when told they are CHAVS

Takwana and Anitakapita met with their favourite Spoof Writer today after calling her to set up a meeting in their favourite restaurant, Morrisons' Berwick Hills Branch. By the time our writer met up with them they were both 'fit to be tied'. She asked them why they were so obviously angry. First they sat down at a table near the window with cups of tea and tuna sandwiches whilst the girls...
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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo fleet, speak about Amy Winehouse

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo fleet, speak about Amy Winehouse

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones spoke to a Spoof Journalist about the death, a few days ago, of celebrity, Amy Winehouse. "Ee! We are ded gutted arn we Anitakapita? A cudn' believe me own bleeding ears when i' came on the News. A woke our lad up, coz 'e'd dozed off, as per, on the sofa after coming 'ome bladdered. E were as gobsmcked as Ah were an' all.. She were ded gud an' all tha'...
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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones have their heads turned by new Boro 'signing' Malaury Martin

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones have their heads turned by new Boro 'signing' Malaury Martin

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough are no longer focused on the phone hacking scandal involving Rebeckah Brooks. They met with a Spoof reporter this morning and discussed the signing of French mid-fielder Malaury Martin to Middlesbrough FC. Both young women were giggling as they sat down at a table near the window in Morrison's restaurant, Berwick Hills.
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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough, speak of Scarlet Spoofer sighting in Middlesbrough

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough, speak of Scarlet Spoofer sighting in Middlesbrough

Takwana Smiith and Anitakapita Jones spoke out about a possible sighting of the Scarlet Spoofer but their story has a surprise ending. Apparently, Anitakapita was 'staying over' at Takwana's house after having downed a few too many at the 'Jack an...
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Funny story: Fathers' Day Specials Being Offered at Morrison's. Story from Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough.

Fathers' Day Specials Being Offered at Morrison's. Story from Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough.

Following the interview which our intrepid female reporter carried out with Takwana and Anitakapita regarding their views on Armageddon, we would just like to bring interested readers up to date with what is going on in Berwick Hills. After the i...
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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

One of the Spoof's female writers recently met with two of her favourite people, in Morrison's Restaurant at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough. Over plates of fish, chips 'n' mushy peas and cups of tea, they discussed the recent 'panic' over The End Of The World prophecies. "Well," started Takwana, "Ah do admit like, Ah was ded worried when A ferst 'erd it, you know worra mean? Then our lad sed...
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