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Funny story:  From rags to stitches

From rags to stitches

Rupert was a man from the back streets of Kensington. He lived out of a modest five bedroom apartment and survived on a mere £200,000 per year. Unfortunately for Rupert his world soon became shattered and broken and he could no longer afford a nanny to look after Francesca and Tarquin so he decided to feed the nanny to his 500ft long tarantula's. The tarantula's were highly maintained and demanded...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities...
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Funny story:  The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...
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Funny story:  First Non-Human May Become The Next Pope

First Non-Human May Become The Next Pope

Vatican City-- History is expected to be made next week when Roman Catholic cardinals meet in Vatican City to select a new pope. Rumors are already flying about who--or what--may become the next leader of the Catholic Church. There is speculation t...
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Funny story:  Crytologists Investigating Weird Beast Washed Ashore In Wales

Crytologists Investigating Weird Beast Washed Ashore In Wales

A grotesque, bloated beast has been found washed ashore by a dog walker in Tenby, West Wales. The hideous, "Beast of Tenby" has a bloated body, which is partially covered in dark fur. It looks like a hybrid, of a dog, horse and a pig. It's mouth...
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Funny story:  Rolf's Christmas Animal Hospital Jamboree

Rolf's Christmas Animal Hospital Jamboree

The following is a transcript of a TV show which will be broadcast on BBC5 on Christmas Day, 2012. Rolf Harris: G'day, and welcome to Rolf's Christmas Animal Hospital Jamboree! We're back at St Halibut's Veterinarian Hospital, spreading Christmas cheer to some poor little critters who are sad at having to spend the festive season all crook in bed. We've got lots of special presents and Chris...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

TARZANA, California - Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West were spotted at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo, hand-feeding some of the animals. Kim was carrying around a 10 pound sack of petting zoo food while Kanye made call after call on...
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Funny story:  An Elephantine Tale of Woe

An Elephantine Tale of Woe

It was reported recently that Schonbrunn Zoo in Vienna have artificially inseminated a pachyderm with frozen sperm from an African elephant. Sadly, the world seems to have forgotten.....it was 20 years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play...
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Funny story:  Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List

Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: Based on recommendations of the US Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) President Obama has placed the Nauga on the endangered species list (ESL). The endangered species act (ESA) was passed by Congress in 1973. The USFWS can decide to...
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Funny story:  New Zealand to be renamed New Zooland

New Zealand to be renamed New Zooland

The double island nation of New Zealand is taking the bold step of making both islands national parks and taking the world's species to roam free in one giant zoo. "New Zealand has a vast range of habitats," said tourism minister, Hacker McClacker...
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Funny story:  Chad Smear - Animal Inseminator

Chad Smear - Animal Inseminator

Chad Smear, 44, works as an animal inseminator, and has been trying to encourage more people to follow him into the profession. It is a tough job, he says, but rewarding and with plenty of perks. This week, he is travelling to Peru, with a consignment of 7 gallons of llama semen. This is a typical week for Chad. "Oh yes," he says, "I have to collect the semen, bottle the semen, transfer the sem...
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Funny story:  Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Ingrid Newkirk, President of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and Kevin Lawson, President of the National Vegetarian Society, knew they needed a new approach to recruiting new vegetarians and vegans. "Americans weren't relating...
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Funny story:  Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!

Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!

What if the law of the jungle were also the law of kindness, compassion and love? Well, if East Village kitty Sammy Mesda has anything to do with it, one day it very well could be. Sammy, whose blackness, litheness and sleekness can only call t...
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Funny story:  The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

TARZANA - An undercover private investigator has uncovered what he calls evidence that is not going to help the case of Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Nittany Lions of Penn State. The investigator who would not reveal his name for reasons...
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Funny story:  Introducing Reptilious Greedious - A New Category Of Human Is Discovered Amongst Us

Introducing Reptilious Greedious - A New Category Of Human Is Discovered Amongst Us

Sociologists and scientists working in tandem have discovered and isolated a new sub category of human beings. Oddly enough, they have been in existence within our societies for some time. This new sub-genus to the human species is actually a thr...
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Funny story:  Honey Badger Wanted for Murder

Honey Badger Wanted for Murder

SOUTH AFRICA - The Honey Badger (HB) is the prime suspect in the murder of aspiring journalist Paul Sweetwater (PS). Investigations after Paul's mysterious disappearance lead authorities to an audio file in his iCloud. The file contained an interview between Paul and the Honey Badger. A friend of Paul, Hans Swackheimer said, "...he (PS) refused to say where he was going or who he was intervie...
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Funny story:  Zanesville, Ohio:  Look What's New On The Menu!

Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...
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Funny story:  Badgers harrass Bank of America

Badgers harrass Bank of America

Bank of America has recently experienced several acts of destruction related to badgers, according to Executive Vice President Robert Pethingham Jr. The damage followed the exact same pattern in all cases - photographs of Secretary of the Treasury Ti...
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