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Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Funny story: Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Humans are not the only animals to grimace when they are in pain, scientists have found. Mice show their discomfort in much the same way. Studies show that the facial expressions of mice can indicate responses to pain we cannot see, so twisted res...

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Cosmetics Giant Using Bunnies For Cosmetic Testing Again?

Funny story: Cosmetics Giant Using Bunnies For Cosmetic Testing Again?

Several leading cosmetics companies have quietly stopped testing products on animals. The moves are in response to years of pressure by animal-rights groups and reflect growing confidence in the reliability of alternative testing methods. Avon, Re...

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Protestor Erroneously Throws Fur at Red Paint

Employees of the Sherwin Williams company in Pennsylvania were baffled recently when a female college student threw several imitation furs at a truck carrying a shipment of red paint to an Amish country barn painting competition in Lancaster, PA.

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Human Guinea Pig Mutations fault of pasteurised Orange Drink

Funny story: Human Guinea Pig Mutations fault of pasteurised Orange Drink

A final sanitised report into a clinical trial of the experimental drug TGN 1412 at a Little Hampton clinic that left six men seriously mutated in March found the catastrophic adverse physical reactions they suffered were not due to errors in how the...

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Animal Products are not a great hit

Funny story: Animal Products are not a great hit

Workers in a Swedish laboratory have decided that a new range of Animal Products probably won't be that successful.

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Andrex Puppy forced to smoke and undergo Lipo-Suction

Funny story: Andrex Puppy forced to smoke and undergo Lipo-Suction

Surprising news emerged from the Andrex factory today, that their cute puppy is actually a 14 year old Labrador, who still looks like he did as a 6 month old, due to being forced to smoke 40 cigarettes a day, and to undergo Lipo-suction to maintain h...

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ESA needs guinea pigs for Mars trip

Funny story: ESA needs guinea pigs for Mars trip

Today (EST)--Europa News-- The European Space Agency is calling for guinea pigs to take part in a trip to Mars.

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Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.

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Grand National Betting Latest

Funny story: Grand National Betting Latest

This year's Aintree Grand National on Saturday will herald a victory for Animal Rights activists who have organised a protest against the race.

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China Developing Human Computer Chips

Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.

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