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Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...
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Funny story: New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

Researchers in Wyoming recently uncovered a new strain of the virus that leads to the well known "Mad Cow Disease". "This new strain of the virus is not nearly as aggressive," stated Dr. Armand Hammer, director of agricultural research at USEDSTEW...
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Funny story: Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

After caring for an ailing porpoise for six months, researchers in Long Island recently released Noodle (yep, that's his name) back to the ocean, but not before they tagged him with a tracking device so that they can follow him and report his whereab...
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Funny story: The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - The Dry Heat Scientific Research Center located in Flagstaff announced on March 28, that it had just successfully cloned the first skunk in the history of civilized cloning. Dr. Holland Hildegarde Taffytree, 58, director of th...
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Funny story: Penis dropped off? That won't faze the sea slug

Penis dropped off? That won't faze the sea slug

World experts in the field of natural sciences have today been dumbfounded by the sensational news that the sea slug has a detachable penis. This unassuming little critter swims about aimlessly until an attractive female enters the picture. The ma...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Following extensive research by a group of scientists it's been confirmed that chimpanzees are even more like humans than we thought. Researchers studied the behaviour of around 500 captive chimps all over the world and found that their sense of w...
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Funny story: Australia To Introduce Personality Testing To Identify Dangerous Dogs

Australia To Introduce Personality Testing To Identify Dangerous Dogs

In an attempt to curb attacks on people by dangerous dogs, the Australian Veterinary Association (AVA) has proposed the introduction of research into conducting personality tests for canines. AVA spokesman, Jake Russell, told us "We have two issue...
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Funny story: Scientists Able to Monitor Insects Dying Thoughts

Scientists Able to Monitor Insects Dying Thoughts

Neurologists at Northern Michigan University have released a study that confirms the ability to capture the final brain activity of most insects at the moments just before death. Working predominantly with Black Flies, a species that can outnumbe...
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Funny story: Chavs Found to Be Remaining Neanderthals

Chavs Found to Be Remaining Neanderthals

BIRMINGHAM - A new report by the University of Birmingham has found out that homo stultus (common chav), is a 99% descendent of the Neanderthals. "Yeah," said Dr. Bill Bates, "one of our colleagues got into a fight with a chav - and won. There was...
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Funny story: Human Guinea Pig Mutations fault of pasteurised Orange Drink

Human Guinea Pig Mutations fault of pasteurised Orange Drink

A final sanitised report into a clinical trial of the experimental drug TGN 1412 at a Little Hampton clinic that left six men seriously mutated in March found the catastrophic adverse physical reactions they suffered were not due to errors in how the...
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Funny story: Animal Products are not a great hit

Animal Products are not a great hit

Workers in a Swedish laboratory have decided that a new range of Animal Products probably won't be that successful.
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Funny story: Foot-in-mouth update: 'My old bull, Ned, collapsed before my eyes'

Foot-in-mouth update: 'My old bull, Ned, collapsed before my eyes'

The second farmer to fall victim to the foot-and-mouth outbreak wept yesterday as he told how his constant arse banging of the poor beast eventually wore it out, and how he then gave it a dose of the dreaded disease in order to clear...
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Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.
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Funny story: Scientists to make freak animals

Scientists to make freak animals

London: UK ministers have given the go-ahead for scientists to produce human-animal hybrids.
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Funny story: Grand National Betting Latest

Grand National Betting Latest

This year's Aintree Grand National on Saturday will herald a victory for Animal Rights activists who have organised a protest against the race.
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Funny story: Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.
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Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.
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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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