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Funny story: Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - Anheuser-Busch announced today that in light of the difficult economic times, they are making a change in the mascots for Bud Lite and their other alcoholic products. "Feeding 250 Clydesdales that weigh up to 2300 lbs. each...
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Funny story: Anheuser-Busch merger with InBev sparks riots

Anheuser-Busch merger with InBev sparks riots

Hundreds of multi-colored 1980's T-top Camaro's, rusty pickup trucks and Mullet wearing trailer park folks have packed the streets of St Louis after Anheuser-Busch Announced its intent to Merge with InBev. Angry mobs have been protesting ou...
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Funny story: InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...
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Funny story: Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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