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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...
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Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
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Funny story: Angela Jolie Has Husband's Penis Removed To Prevent Cancer

Angela Jolie Has Husband's Penis Removed To Prevent Cancer

Los Angeles - Former sexpot Angela Jolie announced today that she severed her husband's penis in order to prevent it from giving her cancer. "There is some chance that cancer may be contagious, that men may be mere carriers of the disease, and the...
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Funny story: Angelina Joile Goes Down With A Dose Of The Pox

Angelina Joile Goes Down With A Dose Of The Pox

Los Angeles - Doctors at Hollywood's Seedy Sign Eye Hospital have diagnosed a dose of the Pox behind Ms's Jolie's abrupt withdrawal from Monday's premiere of her movie Unhinged. The actress, 69, began sprouting pustules of the contagious disease f...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...
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Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...
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Funny story: William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There...
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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...
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Funny story: Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Brangelina, Hollywood's most famous couple, are on the brink of divorce as Angelina was spotted by Brad giving herself an inward two finger salute watching her ex, Billy Bob Thornton, in Fargo. Fargo, a TV adaptation of the regularly overrated mov...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorce...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding

Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding

HOLLYWOOD - Two actresses who love the spotlight have entered into a feud that has their family and friends concerned. Angelina Jolie, 38, started the fray when she told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Kim Kardashian, 33, really needs to...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Did Not Cheat On Brad Pitt With John Mayer

Angelina Jolie Says She Did Not Cheat On Brad Pitt With John Mayer

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie appeared on The Viagra View and talked about her recent cheating rumor. Jolie told co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King that she has no idea where the rumor about her and John Mayer doing the sis-boom-bah came from.
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Funny story: Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham has breast implants removed: career over?

Victoria Beckham has breast implants removed: career over?

In a recent magazine interview, former Spice Girl Victoria ("Posh") Beckham admitted that, since having her breast implants removed, she has "lost quite a bit" of her "allure" and her husband, David, has filed for divorce. In addition, she was dro...
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Funny story: Poor Angelina Jolie has lost half her hair worrying about Brad's daft new haircut

Poor Angelina Jolie has lost half her hair worrying about Brad's daft new haircut

London, UK - The Hollywood actress limped on the Bafta red carpet at the Royal Opera House tonight looking as if a vindictive hairdresser had hexed her tresses in retribution god-knows-what awful stuff. A lank and boring color job could barely con...
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