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Funny story:  Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Shill, Penney, & Rubin Talent had explored every possible avenue to help put their latest child actress into the celebrity spotlight; but veteran actress Angelia Jolie finally presented them with something they hadn't even con...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts

Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts

A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a...
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Funny story:  'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid

'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid

New York - "Looks like Braille for Suck It 'N' See!" the Hollywood actress chuckled about the new nipple areolas tattooed on her post-mastectomy reconstructed breasts as footage of the new boobs went viral on the net. Jolie, 69, had just opened up...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Continuing to 'push the envelope' on defining personal beauty, actress and famed Third World adopt-a-holic Angelina Jolie recently confessed to Spoof Magazine that, in late 2012, she underwent a controversial 'double lobotomy.' "I'...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton. Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and That Darn Horse Photo

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and That Darn Horse Photo

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has hit a speed bump in their wonderful world of wanderlust. A photo has appeared in the latest edition of the supermarket tabloid Just Saying which shows a naked Jolie st...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt recently made mention of a fact that could end up getting him in a whole world of hurt with fiancée Angelina Jolie. Pitt, 47, told the Celebrity Globe that Angie recently checked into the Salvatore Goombalini General Hosp...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie discovers a way to reduce crime

Angelina Jolie discovers a way to reduce crime

Angelina Jolie attended the G8 Foreign Ministers meeting in London, where she insisted that crimes against women was "not a women's issue" but a "global issue", particularly focusing on a method to halt crimes that affect women. Jolie suggested to...
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Funny story:  Angelina body lanuague spells 'Yuck!' on Africa trip with UK politician William Hague

Angelina body lanuague spells 'Yuck!' on Africa trip with UK politician William Hague

Democratic Republic of Congo - UK Foreign Secretary William Hague has been accused of eating garlic sandwiches on his Congo trip with Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie. Standing close to Brad Pitt's missus in a TV interview Hague seemed oblivious t...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her. Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that Chelsea Handler seems to relish being in the feudistic mode spotlight. She added that the 38-year-old talk show host just doesn't seem to be happy unless she is degrading, demeaning, insulti...
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Funny story:  As The Drama Turns - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fussing and Fighting

As The Drama Turns - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fussing and Fighting

NEW YORK CITY - There is probably no celebrity couple who seems to quarrel, quibble, and squabble more than Brad Pitt and his fiancée Angelina Jolie. Barbara Walters recently called the couple the modern day version of Liz and Dick (Taylor and Bur...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

MARINA DEL REY, California - Jennifer Aniston recently stated that lately she has found herself on the moody side and feels that her biological clock is ticking at double time. The 43-year-old actress who is engaged to Justin Theroux, 41, remarked...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie is nowhere near being in Kat Von D's tattoo league but she is no slouch when it comes to ink markings. Jolie, who boasts that she has tattoos throughout her sensuously sexy body in three different languages, recently...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

LOS ANGELES - Word out of LaLaLand is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been approached by The Epitome Network to co-host a one hour weekday talk show. EN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, stated that the show is being produced by S...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You

Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has shown that when she gets upset her nails come out and she starts scratching whatever is handy in order to make her point. And her latest point deals with soon-to-be-hubby Brad Pitt's sudden weight gain. Jolie...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Finally Dumps Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt Finally Dumps Angelina Jolie

NEW YORK CITY - Close friends of Brad Pitt say they have seen the writing on the wall for quite sometime but simply did not want to make waves. After months of threatening to break up with Angelina Jolie, Brad has finally stepped up to the plate a...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere. Reports are that Jolie h...
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