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Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...

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Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Funny story: Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...

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Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Funny story: Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Los Angeles, CA The children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have filed suit for emancipation or, at the very least, the right to live in an orphanage or foster home. "We just have to get away. We are so tired of getting our pictures taken and the...

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Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Funny story: Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...

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Angelina Jolie Denies She Broke Up With Brad Pitt to be With Donald Trump

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Denies She Broke Up With Brad Pitt to be With Donald Trump

Farmersville, PA Donald Trump's publicist admitted that, no matter how much Trump wishes it was true, the story about Angelina Jolie leaving Brad Pitt for Donald Trump is false. When Angelina Jolie was finally reached for a comment, she said, "Don...

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Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Funny story: Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...

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Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Plastic surgeons gave Angelina stick-on nipple falsies says Syrian ambassador

Funny story: Plastic surgeons gave Angelina stick-on nipple falsies says Syrian ambassador

New York - They were the only real point of interest at the United Nations today when the Hollywood actress turned up to lecture officials on lipgloss and trout-pout following her controversial mastectomy op. The monotony of the session was soon...

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Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Funny story: Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...

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Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...

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Angelina Joile Goes Down With A Dose Of The Pox

Funny story: Angelina Joile Goes Down With A Dose Of The Pox

Los Angeles - Doctors at Hollywood's Seedy Sign Eye Hospital have diagnosed a dose of the Pox behind Ms's Jolie's abrupt withdrawal from Monday's premiere of her movie Unhinged. The actress, 69, began sprouting pustules of the contagious disease f...

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...

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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

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William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

Funny story: William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There...

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Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...

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Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

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Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Funny story: Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Brangelina, Hollywood's most famous couple, are on the brink of divorce as Angelina was spotted by Brad giving herself an inward two finger salute watching her ex, Billy Bob Thornton, in Fargo. Fargo, a TV adaptation of the regularly overrated mov...

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Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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