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Funny story: Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for today's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a resurgent Angela Merkel to assure the German people of the...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: Mission Accomplished

Vladimir Putin: Mission Accomplished

Unlike President Bush, President Vladimir Putin did not fly in a navy jet, land on an aircraft carrier and announce: Mission Accomplished! Instead, Mr. Putin sailed on a white cabin cruiser (that looked more oligarch than Russian Navy) into the Crime...
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Funny story: Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Inspired by President George W. Bush's recent entry into the world of art, a new tour is being launched to inform and charm the globe on current and developing wars. Chancellor Angela Merkel offers a large self-portrait, with her left hand holding...
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Funny story: High street German restaurants planned

High street German restaurants planned

Ever said "Its your birthday dear, shall we try to book a table at The Fat Cabbage" German Restaurant? Probably not, because German food has a reputation of being sausage and cabbage fart fodder. But now 100s more ways have been found of preparing...
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Funny story: Merkel listened to US too!

Merkel listened to US too!

Bonn, Bonn, somewhere in France: German chancellor, Angel Merkel, has admitted to listening to US because she just cannot stand the sound of her own voice. After having playbacks played back to her by her favourite minister, Herr Arschloch van Win...
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Funny story: US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

New York City - While the US leads the world in military might, espionage capabilities and police presence, it is falling behind in such basics as truth telling, promoting freedom and supporting human morality. So says a recent report by the In...
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Funny story: NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

Under a siege of critical response regarding massive NSA surveillance of more than 35 world leaders, including US allies, Washington leaders are braced and defensive, none more so than GOP Representative Peter King. A spokesperson for Mr. King (wh...
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Funny story: US planning Surgical Strikes on Angela Merkel's face

US planning Surgical Strikes on Angela Merkel's face

After their recent heroic depositions of evil tyrants Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi as well as Osama Bin Laden, our World Police Force are now turning their attention to the menacing spectre that is - Angela Merkel. The German 'Chancellor', o...
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Funny story: Der Spiegel und Der Beagle

Der Spiegel und Der Beagle

White House spokesperson Jay Carney has said there is no truth that a pet beagle accompanying President Obama on diplomatic forays across the globe is connected to recent disclosures in Der Spiegel on NSA spying in Germany. The world has just lear...
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Funny story: Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country's multibillion euro debt crisis. "No, this is not...
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Funny story: Fury over Angela Merkel's Nazi shag piles

Fury over Angela Merkel's Nazi shag piles

Berlin - A huge row has blown up over German Chancellor Angela Merkel's soft furnishings after some crappy old rugs with long, rough piles gracing her Bundeskanzleramtshaggensquat orifice turned out to be Nazi memorabilia. Curators at the EU's Mus...
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Funny story: Britain to become a third world country

Britain to become a third world country

Brussels MEPs will soon be voting on whether or not to downgrade Britain's status from a fully paid up member of the European Union and instead have them sidelined as 'one of those countries we don't really like, such as Poland and Greece'. This w...
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Funny story: Angela Merkel is the new trainer of German national footie team!

Angela Merkel is the new trainer of German national footie team!

Angela Merkel has decided not only to save the Eurozone single-handed; she has also taken over as Germany's new head footie manager because she can't stand "Löw" losers! After being sacked by Merkel, Joachim Löw packed his suitcases, wig and 6 foo...
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Funny story: Angela Merkel named Men's Magazine's June's Sexiest woman

Angela Merkel named Men's Magazine's June's Sexiest woman

In a strange twist, THE magazine for blokes (not men, guys or boys, but blokes) has released its June Sexiest Women List and it is topped by German Chancellor, Angela Merkel. "It's not who I would have chosen," said editor, Penelope Niss. "I'd hav...
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Funny story: Cameron Tells The Germans!

Cameron Tells The Germans!

It takes a brave person to tell the Germans to get sorted but British Boss, David 'the Brave' Cameron has done just that! German Chancellor Merkel could not hear his advice since she had turned off her translation facility but she knew the gist of...
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Funny story: Merkel in name search for German Empire

Merkel in name search for German Empire

BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union". The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...
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Funny story: Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

MUNICH - Ben Bernanke announced at a press conference here today that he was sorry. No more money could be funneled through the central banks of Europe to keep the stock markets afloat. He blamed it on democracy, as exemplified in Greece. "Now...
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Funny story: Angela Merkel Gets One Up The Westphalia - We Told You So, Says Lucid!

Angela Merkel Gets One Up The Westphalia - We Told You So, Says Lucid!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel suffered a signficant blow yesterday when German's biggest region decisively rejected her austerity policies. Her Christian Democrats suffered a heavy defeat in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia, with the Social D...
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