She keeps the European Union a float
Though she has been known to rock the boat
She's not likely to flounder as any Turk'll
Tell you. That fisherwoman, Angler Merkel
She brings wayward party members to eel
She likes to mullet over when she does a deal
She doesn't talk pollocks when she faces a hurdle
Like a bream of light is Angler Merkel
As Chancellor she haddock clea...
Looks like the crafty old Germans have hatched a plot to inject a dose of reality into an insular and now quite toxic whitehouse. They have deliberately chosen a place with only one entry/exit and allowed over 20 separate protest groups to dig-in al...
After making America great again by abandoning all pretense of world leadership the State Department and the Pentagon are preparing to pass the World Leaders Baton to Germany.
In a special ceremony to be held in a specially constructed wall somewh...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three:
From Merkel to Macron to May,
Three leaders with feet made of clay.
While Merkel is a dumb kraut,
And Macron looks like a bean sprout.
Only May knows how to sashay.
Parents in Germany have been told to destroy their daughter's "My Friend Cayla" dolls and they must use silver bullets through the heart otherwise the dolls could come back and haunt them "Chucky" style!
It seems as though the makers of the dolls...
Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...
A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency.
Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests.
Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...
We are here with Jaleel White, who is best known for his role as nerdy Steve Urkel in the sitcom Family Matters. Jaleel has really grown up and is beyond his Urkel days, but at times it seems fans still confuse him with the character that he played. So today I wanted to get his impressions of Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel.
So, Jaleel, I was strangely excited to meet you in person.
As the leave EU campaign gathers pace driven by a pompous buffoon and ex-London Mayor called BOJO, with his right (extreme) hand cohort, a piss-artist undercover Nazi; it seems as though England and their UK neighbours (who are being dragged into som...
Angela Merkel, better known as "sexy Angie", and rather pathetic Times Magazine's Women of the year 2015, has offered solidarity to the female Cologne sex attack victims by offering to stand naked under the Cologne Dome naked for an hour!
Angie Merkel, German Chancellor, has been voted Time Magazine's person of the year and most normal people (are there any left?) are asking themselves, "what the F++K!"
Let's have a quick look at Angie's great year:
A) She held firm in the Greek...
Ex GDR wall builders have been invited by German chancellor, Angela Merkel, to give their advice in how to build a wall around the southern borders of Germany between Austria, Czech Republic and Lichtenstein.
It seems that Merkels' policy of carte...
In an unprecedented feat of economic management the Greek government has amassed a massive national mattress treasure chest in just 3 months and is considering buying parts of Germany with the surplus.
Greek Finance Minister Lonus Badetus explaine...
An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and p...
Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood.
'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof edi...
Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China's new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank.
However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing.
However, I leave to your discretion whether the comments are primarily revealing in relation to China and the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank…...
Germany - A three day state visit to Sauerkrautland kicks off on Wednesday with a Bavarian beer drinking contest between Chancellor Angela Merkel and Queen Elizardbirth von Battenberg.
Later the women are due to take part in a traditional bratwur...
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