Cabot Cove, ME- In her shocking new tell-all biography, Jessica Fletcher, star of "Murder She Wrote", talks about her secret affair with Ben Matlock, a widowed public defender, who, throughout his entire nine-season career, won almost every case he...
"Murder She Wrote" actress and jailed killer Angela Lansbury has been unveiling the roster of new acts she has signed to her "Crack Bitch" label.
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