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75% of Angels Believe Americans Are Really, Really Gullible

Funny story: 75% of Angels Believe Americans Are Really, Really Gullible

In recent polling by the Phew Research Center for Celestial Affairs, nearly three-fourths of the angels polled in a survey indicated that they think Americans who believe that guardian angels watch over everything they do day in and day out are eithe...

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Vanessa Hudgens Speaks To An Angel

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Speaks To An Angel

In a candid interview Vanessa Hudgens tells "Entertainment of the World," that the angel Moroni spoke to her in a vision. Hudgens was bathing with bath salts when Moroni came down upon her from the heavens and pulled her into the bedroom. In the b...

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Halos for Sale on eBay

Funny story: Halos for Sale on eBay

The auction bid site, eBay has sold some unusual items over the years, but recently, an unknown seller has been auctioning off halos. Halos are the golden hoops around Catholic saints and angels. A search for 'halo' on eBay reveals that several...

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God Announces 2011 Angel Quota

Funny story: God Announces 2011 Angel Quota

Special to INS - Bryant Wright, President of the Southern Baptist Convention, announced today that a committee of fellow pastors recently completed a conference call with God. Preliminary results from this confab indicate that God will require 52,000...

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Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book

Funny story: Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book

Start paying attention to the Ten Commandments! This is the advice from a rogue angel that descended from heaven in late winter of this year. Sitting in a white gown and emitting a heavenly aura, the angel, who does not have a name, gave us a bri...

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Angels Go On Strike- Humans No Longer Worth Serving

Funny story: Angels Go On Strike- Humans No Longer Worth Serving

A major uproar has occurred in the normally peaceful and idyllic universal subdivision of Heaven, home to famous celebrities such as Jehovah, Thor, Osiris, Allah, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, God and their flunkies Buddha, Zarathustra, Moses, Mithra and, of co...

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Rash of "Charlie's Angel" Sightings Reported Along Southern California Coast

Funny story: Rash of "Charlie's Angel" Sightings Reported Along Southern California Coast

LOS ANGELES, CA - Authorities in Southern California today were inundated with hundreds of calls concerning a mysterious angel hovering above the ocean in San Diego and Los Angeles area communities, clogging 911 lines. Dubbed "Charlie's Angel," th...

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Live Baby Found in Manger

Funny story: Live Baby Found in Manger

Bethleheim, Germany - A parish priest was shocked to find a live baby boy in the manger of his church's Christmas nativity scene today. Father Visual Halle-Lucinations made the shocking discovery in the early hours of the morning as he entered St...

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Angel Appears Unexpectedly Before United Nations Assembly

Funny story: Angel Appears Unexpectedly Before United Nations Assembly

United Nations Building, New York (IPP) - An angel appeared before the United Nation's meeting of the General Assembly Wednesday after lunch.

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Buster and the baby Angel, Chapter 18

Lilly stood proudly before her recently screaming accomplishment. Her not so long ago ecstatic looked up at his objecto de entusiasmo and pled: "Please be real" "What can be realerer than 'sucky sucky' (quoting her only favorite line from the otherwise ridiculous Officer and A Gentleman) ."Imaginary sucky sucky?", replied the then freaked out freak. To which the Li...

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Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 17

What could be more reprehensible than the sweat-soaked carcass of a crusty clown upon waking from a frighteningly wonderful dream dream?! Buster was this awful thing and yet his slick appearance and the rosy glow from his dream ecstacy lent a new magnetism to the crass comedian. . . and that is what seemed to draw the flower-like Lilly Marlenya. It was as if the shining resin on the skin of the st...

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Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 16

Buster's dream, Part Two...

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Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 15

Buster's Dream, Part One...

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Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 14

Should we chart the origins of Buster and, dare we say, HIS baby angel we would find that both in some way held on by spit and glue to a fate that might bring them to more than the usual destruction or mediocrity -perhaps the same thing- as Thoreau's most(you know, lives of quiet or worse disquieted desperation). Spit on the cheek of the endeared if slobbered Buster and glue on the often sore...

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Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 13

The Revelations of the Baby Angel,Part One " I believe YOU to be true , actual,real...

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Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 12

Buster could feel nothing. Nothing that made him feel what he felt when the Baby Angel was with him. This was no real surprise to him since nothing was what he was used to feeling--at least ---it was ---until that time that in his memory seemed timeless When he really got desperate he would rummage through the filthy back of his van to find some vestigial trace of her pres...

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Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 11

Can you image, sweet reader , what life is like for a dear little hermaphrodite whose very existence depended upon duct taped wings? Well, like most of us it had moments of great glory and lots of hours and days of difficulty. This splendid winged creature walked amid her fellow villagers as a visitor from another dimension.Perhaps that is why years later it seemed to those who knew her that grav...

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Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 9

And with a great cloud of oil-blue exhaust and without a hardy high ho silver the trio sped off to deliver the newly restored bike and angelic rider to their destination if not their destiny. Along the way the often destitute driver and his new-found companions shared the following trialogue:...

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