Showing:

Funny satire stories about Anfield

Try another search?

King Brenny inherits King Kennys' football habits...

Funny story: King Brenny inherits King Kennys' football habits...

Anfield, Merseyside: Deep within the 'bunker' mentality that makes Liverpool FC one of the legendary world Football Clubs, sits King Brenny. Before King Brenny, on his desk, lays a reportedly 600 page dossier that highlights the new dawn! Let us...

Read full story View 'King Brenny inherits King Kennys' football habits...'

Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

Funny story: Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

This was ANFIELD: Liverpool Football Club haven't got a squad of high quality players in sufficient depth, to get them back into the top four places, of the Premiership table. Many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, anot...

Read full story View 'Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!'

Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...

Read full story View 'Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed'

Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

Funny story: Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: The Liverpool fan base is the most knowledgable, humble and sophisticated in the country, if not in the entire world. You'll Never Walk Alone, in Liverpool. Before Roy Hodgson was 'relieved' of his Anfield Command, were...

Read full story View 'Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!'

Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

Funny story: Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...

Read full story View 'Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!'

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Funny story: Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...

Read full story View 'Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.'

No Liverpool Debut For Carroll

Funny story: No Liverpool Debut For Carroll

Record Liverpool signing Andy Carroll will not be considered for the upcoming fixture with West Ham on Saturday. Interim manager Kenny Dalglish told the press that "although he's almost back to full training, Andy's not quite ready to make his deb...

Read full story View 'No Liverpool Debut For Carroll'

'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

Funny story: 'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...

Read full story View ''Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!'

Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

Funny story: Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey. We, the surrounded loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', issue the following statement from Cmdr Comrade Dalglish; "On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson, whilst suffering the fiercest cold Winter, battle fatigue and desertions, was relieved of his command and I took over the leadership here at Anfieldgrad." "We have b...

Read full story View 'Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad''

Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

Funny story: Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...

Read full story View 'Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad''

Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

Funny story: Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...

Read full story View 'Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad''

The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

Funny story: The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

This was 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool: On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and were beleagured. The siege of 'Anfieldgrad' had been 'simmering' for six long months, with Von Hodgson's forces besieged on the banks...

Read full story View 'The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!'

The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

Funny story: The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

This WAS Anfield, Merseyside: Such is the adoration of Roy Hodgson from the 'faithfaul' Liverpool Supporters, that their chant "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England" has become the foundation of their growing 'esteem' in...

Read full story View 'The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"'

Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

Funny story: Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

This WAS Anfield, Liverpool: Arise the Kop at Anfield, for the singing of the Scouse national Anthem: "When you walk through the storm (Roy Hodgson's Liverpool FC in the bottom half of the Premier League) Hold your head up high (Roy Hodgson standing on the touch line trying to fathom out the formations) And don't be afraid of the dark (booing Scouse fans calling for Roy Hodgson to depart...

Read full story View 'Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"'

Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck

Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck

Sir Alex Ferguson today launched an astonishing riposte to Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez's tirade regarding alleged football authority pro Manchester United bias. The master of sporting psychological warfare declared: "Benitez? I'll fight him...

Read full story View 'Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck'

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.

Read full story View 'Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton'

Breaking news…

Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
118 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more