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Funny story: Andy Rooney Writes His Own Obituary

Andy Rooney Writes His Own Obituary

Andy Rooney was found dead in his office yesterday sitting in front of his keyboard. Rooney 92 was best known for his down home observations on the long running news magazine 60 Minutes. Rooney had retired about a month ago so it seems he saw the han...
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Funny story: Why women over 50 agree Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Why women over 50 agree Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

American viewers of CBS "60 Minutes" correspondent Andy Rooney know him for his really smart observations. Here's something he has to offer on the fairer sex: "As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman...
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Funny story: Still Crotchety Andy Rooney Uses Fewer Words

Still Crotchety Andy Rooney Uses Fewer Words

Somewhere in the Continental United States - Regular 60 Minutes contributor, Andy Rooney, disappointed fans this week saying simply "Screw you, America. I'm ninety-one years old, I can say whatever random thoughts pop into my head, and it will still...
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Funny story: Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster. Rooney, 85, whose witty commentaries were a standard feature on the CBS news show 60 Minutes for decades, was voted America'...
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