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Funny story: Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The...
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Funny story: Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

HAWAII - One of the sexiest women to ever dip her dainty little toes in the waters off of Hawaii is the stunningly sexy Ohio girl, Brooklyn Decker. The 23-year-old beauty graced this years cover of Sports Illustrated, along with the covers of othe...
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Funny story: Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Wimbledon - (X-Files Mess): Is the appearance of the Barbury Hill Phoenix crop circle a supernatural omen behind Andy 'Men-With-Balls' Roddick's momentous resurrection from grand slam obscurity? The world number six seed has shot back into the lim...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...
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Funny story: Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

The coach of the men's national table tennis team, Teodor Gheorghe, has announced that star tennis players James Blake and Andy Roddick will be partnering for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Blake and Roddick will be suiting up as doubles partners for...
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Funny story: Roddick lays on the hetero topspin with topless bikini model engagement spoof

Roddick lays on the hetero topspin with topless bikini model engagement spoof

Tampax, Florida - (Ass Mess): World tennis No 6 seed Andy Roddick has stunned friend and family alike by announcing his engagement to topless bikini model Hooklyn Dicker (sic).
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Funny story: Roddick miffed by 'sub-prime' Federer jibe

Roddick miffed by 'sub-prime' Federer jibe

Flushing Meadows - (Grand Slam Mess): US Tennis number three seed Andy Roddick hit back at Australian Men's Open slurs that he has become a 'sub-prime liability' to his financial sponsors American Excess.
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Funny story: Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Switzerland - In a rare interview from Roger Federer's home in Switzerland, the world Number 1 tennis player has an interesting proposition to the rest of the world's ATP players. "I'm sick of winning so easily," said Roger, &qu...
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Funny story: Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.
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Funny story: Expect a Federer walk-over in Roddick match

Expect a Federer walk-over in Roddick match

Flushing Meadows - (Ass Mess): Bookmakers are going crazy offering odds of 1-5 on number one seed Roger Federrer wiping the floor with Andy Roddick in Wednesday's quarter-finals of the US Open at Flushing Meadows.
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Funny story: Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

New York, NY - In a last ditch effort to help Andy Roddick improve his game, Jimmy Connors was today shrunk to microscopic size and implanted in Andy's head. He will spend most of his time in the lens of Roddick's right eye, with a wireless m...
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Funny story: Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.
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Funny story: Andy Roddick Lets Connors Go, Hires Donny Osmond as New Coach

Andy Roddick Lets Connors Go, Hires Donny Osmond as New Coach

Just hours after losing a close semi-final in Indianapolis, Andy Roddick announced his latest coaching change.
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Funny story: U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

Today U.S. Open Officials at Flushing Meadows announced that this year the U.S. Open Tennis Championships will revert to traditional grass. Standing amid piles of concrete and asphalt Andy Roddick came to protest in person, but was too late.
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Funny story: Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.
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Funny story: Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price

Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price

London - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com has told punters that betting on Andy Roddick to break his duck and finally win the Men's Championship at Wimbledon this year is like wagering on George Bush's ratings to...
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Funny story: Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story

Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story

Queens Club, London - (Ass Mess): A livid Andy Roddick threatened hellfire damnation lawsuits at anybody repeating the story that George W Bush is his blood father.
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Funny story: Bookmakers laugh off suggestions Andy Murray, Andy Roddick have Wimbledon hope in hell

Bookmakers laugh off suggestions Andy Murray, Andy Roddick have Wimbledon hope in hell

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): Internet spread-betting index Aintogottaprayer.com has poured scorn that either UK hope Andy Murray or former US Open winner Andy Roddick 'have a hope in hell' of winning this year's Wimbledon Men's Singles Cha...
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