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Andy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post

Funny story: Andy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post

Lake Austin, Texas - "Andy just has too many balls up in the air right now," a PR for the Andy Roddick Foundation revealed, "to sweat it out in a cramped commentators' box for two whole weeks alongside shock-jocks Boris Becker, John McEnroe and Tim H...

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Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The...

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Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

Funny story: Wow! Brooklyn Decker Sure Has Got Herself Some Bigguns!

HAWAII - One of the sexiest women to ever dip her dainty little toes in the waters off of Hawaii is the stunningly sexy Ohio girl, Brooklyn Decker. The 23-year-old beauty graced this years cover of Sports Illustrated, along with the covers of othe...

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Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Funny story: Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Wimbledon - (X-Files Mess): Is the appearance of the Barbury Hill Phoenix crop circle a supernatural omen behind Andy 'Men-With-Balls' Roddick's momentous resurrection from grand slam obscurity? The world number six seed has shot back into the lim...

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Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Funny story: Roger Federer Visits Witch Doctor in Kenya

Kenya - In an attempt to exercise the bad spirits of his worst year in tennis since he turned 20, Roger Federer has visited a remote village in Kenya. There he sought out the advice of a tribal witch Dr. nicknamed "Mongo". According to local sourc...

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Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

Funny story: Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

The coach of the men's national table tennis team, Teodor Gheorghe, has announced that star tennis players James Blake and Andy Roddick will be partnering for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Blake and Roddick will be suiting up as doubles partners for...

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Roddick lays on the hetero topspin with topless bikini model engagement spoof

Funny story: Roddick lays on the hetero topspin with topless bikini model engagement spoof

Tampax, Florida - (Ass Mess): World tennis No 6 seed Andy Roddick has stunned friend and family alike by announcing his engagement to topless bikini model Hooklyn Dicker (sic).

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Roddick miffed by 'sub-prime' Federer jibe

Funny story: Roddick miffed by 'sub-prime' Federer jibe

Flushing Meadows - (Grand Slam Mess): US Tennis number three seed Andy Roddick hit back at Australian Men's Open slurs that he has become a 'sub-prime liability' to his financial sponsors American Excess.

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Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Funny story: Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Switzerland - In a rare interview from Roger Federer's home in Switzerland, the world Number 1 tennis player has an interesting proposition to the rest of the world's ATP players. "I'm sick of winning so easily," said Roger, &qu...

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Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Funny story: Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.

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Expect a Federer walk-over in Roddick match

Funny story: Expect a Federer walk-over in Roddick match

Flushing Meadows - (Ass Mess): Bookmakers are going crazy offering odds of 1-5 on number one seed Roger Federrer wiping the floor with Andy Roddick in Wednesday's quarter-finals of the US Open at Flushing Meadows.

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Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

Funny story: Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

New York, NY - In a last ditch effort to help Andy Roddick improve his game, Jimmy Connors was today shrunk to microscopic size and implanted in Andy's head. He will spend most of his time in the lens of Roddick's right eye, with a wireless m...

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Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

Funny story: Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.

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Andy Roddick Lets Connors Go, Hires Donny Osmond as New Coach

Funny story: Andy Roddick Lets Connors Go, Hires Donny Osmond as New Coach

Just hours after losing a close semi-final in Indianapolis, Andy Roddick announced his latest coaching change.

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U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

Funny story: U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

Today U.S. Open Officials at Flushing Meadows announced that this year the U.S. Open Tennis Championships will revert to traditional grass. Standing amid piles of concrete and asphalt Andy Roddick came to protest in person, but was too late.

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Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Funny story: Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.

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Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price

Funny story: Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price

London - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com has told punters that betting on Andy Roddick to break his duck and finally win the Men's Championship at Wimbledon this year is like wagering on George Bush's ratings to...

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Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story

Funny story: Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story

Queens Club, London - (Ass Mess): A livid Andy Roddick threatened hellfire damnation lawsuits at anybody repeating the story that George W Bush is his blood father.

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