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Funny story:  Scot, Andy Murray, is British especially after winning the US open!

Scot, Andy Murray, is British especially after winning the US open!

Aftr a brilliant performance ending in a magnificent win for super-Scot, Andy Murray, at the US open, Britain have decide to adopt him, but Andy doesn't want to be a Brit because he's Scottish. Greg Rusedzki also represented Britain at tennis, but...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts. The Stun news...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Newly crowned US Open tennis champion Andy Murray last night thanked his coach, former 80s tennis star Ivan Lendl for his winning streak which saw Murray pick up a Gold medal for beating Roger Federer in the Olympic Tennis at Wimbledon, and today his...
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Funny story:  Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Multiple track cycling medallist Victoria Pendleton has made a shock U-turn on her retirement from Olympic action, as it has been revealed that she is set to team up with men's tennis gold medallist Andy Murray in Brazil in 2016. The pair are set to...
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Funny story:  Lamb to the slaughter as Murray faces Federer in Gold Medal showdown

Lamb to the slaughter as Murray faces Federer in Gold Medal showdown

London - A repeat performance of this year's Wimbledon Men's Finals pitches the desperate Scots wannabe against the ball-crushing maestro of Grand Slam supremacy. "Yeah, he'll get his ass kicked in two straight sets," Rafael Nadal's tarot card rea...
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Funny story:  Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

The pressures of competition have become so great on today's professional tennis tours that the players just can't take it any more. Following an explosion of crying by top players over the last 2 weeks in the latest Grand Slam tennis tournament,...
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Funny story:  Murray Set for Male Singles...Pop Career

Murray Set for Male Singles...Pop Career

Pop mogul and human-yet-waxwork Simon Fuller has signed Andy Murray to his label and looks set to launch his solo music career. After numerous sightings in Murray's corner throughout Wimbledon rumours started circulating about their relationship.
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Funny story:  Murray Crashes Out For England

Murray Crashes Out For England

Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the "oh so nearly" title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...
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Funny story:  Murray v Federer  Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Murray v Federer Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Well 74 years of hurt continues as Andy Murray lost in four sets to Swiss King Roger Federer, who now has 17 Grand Slams compared to Murrays none. Celebrities packed the Centre Court and Royal Box. David Cameron was in attendance, but had to leave early after remembering he left his daughter in a local pub. Nick Clegg was on hand to be Deputy David Cameron, albeit without the family tru...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night. An anonymous caller to the Metropo...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Promises That If He Wins Wimbledon He'll Stop Doing Bad Sean Connery Impressions

Andy Murray Promises That If He Wins Wimbledon He'll Stop Doing Bad Sean Connery Impressions

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray released an official statement this morning to the effect that, if he beats Roger Federer in Sunday's mens singles final he'll stop doing bad Sean Connery impressions. The move comes following criticism from f...
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Funny story:  Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

Queen chickens out of Wimbledon finals, fears Andy Murray straight sets thrashing

London - She's refusing to enter the Royal Box on Sunday amid predictions of a national humiliation as Roger Federer wipes the floor with Andy Murray. Besides, three hours of sitting around on one's royal arse plays havoc with the old colostomy ba...
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Funny story:  Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

It's taken 74 years for a Brit to reach the final of Wimbledon and it just happened to be a Scot! Andy Murray (congratulations) has done what no other Brit has ever done apart from Fred Perry; he's conquered the world's tennis elite and will now meet...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one. Female British "once a year tenn...
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Funny story:  Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

In an amazing match that finished at almost 1am local time, Andy Murray narrowly missed out on being labelled 'British' by newspapers with editorial offices in England (and predominantly London) but is still scottish after a five set defeat to Novak...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray to head Scottish Independence Drive

Andy Murray to head Scottish Independence Drive

Andy Murray, the well known tennis incompetent, is to head the Vote Yes campaign in the upcoming referendum on Scottish independence. Andy, 34, took a time out during his exciting (and - I assume - losing though the game's not finished yet) semi-fina...
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