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Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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Jim Nabors "Gomer Pyle" Marries A Guy - Shazam!

Funny story: Jim Nabors "Gomer Pyle" Marries A Guy - Shazam!

SEATTLE - Jim Nabors, 82, and Stan Cadwallader, 64, were both as happy as a wolf at a sheep party. The groom and groom exchanged vows in Seattle after a 38 year courtship and quickly returned back to their home in Honolulu, Hawaii for the honeymoo...

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Fire In The Hole At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #9)

Funny story: Fire In The Hole At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #9)

Melvin is driving over to eat a plate of tacos after smoking some joints out in the middle of his wife's garden when he sees Ralph running around his Cement Garden Ornaments with his pants down and screaming like a banshee until he slams into a concrete item that looks like a big bee, knocking himself flat on the ground. "What's the matter, Ralph? If there was anything chasing you, I can't see...

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Queen Latifah and Wanda Sykes Say They Will Probably Kick Tracy Morgan's Homophobic Butt

Funny story: Queen Latifah and Wanda Sykes Say They Will Probably Kick Tracy Morgan's Homophobic Butt

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Queen Latifah and Wanda Sykes had both just finished performing at the Ha Ha Ha Comedy Club in West Holly, as the locals refer to West Hollywood. The two black gay comedians had performed at a show to benefit the underprivileged b...

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All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

Funny story: All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

(Exclusive from the Mayberry Gazette) One week after one of the largest funerals in the history of Mayberry, North Carolina, most of the town turned out for the reading of Beatrice (Aunt Bee) Taylor's will. The reading was done at the high scho...

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Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

Funny story: Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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