"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone
Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...
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Melvin is driving over to eat a plate of tacos after smoking some joints out in the middle of his wife's garden when he sees Ralph running around his Cement Garden Ornaments with his pants down and screaming like a banshee until he slams into a concrete item that looks like a big bee, knocking himself flat on the ground.
"What's the matter, Ralph? If there was anything chasing you, I can't see...
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The two black gay comedians had performed at a show to benefit the underprivileged b...
(Exclusive from the Mayberry Gazette) One week after one of the largest funerals in the history of Mayberry, North Carolina, most of the town turned out for the reading of Beatrice (Aunt Bee) Taylor's will. The reading was done at the high scho...
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Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
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