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Funny story: Andy Gray Wins Record Pay Out

Andy Gray Wins Record Pay Out

Football pundit Andy Gray has accepted £100,000 from the News Of The World after the paper admitted liability over reading his mail. The paper will make a full disclosure next week over the extent of their wrongdoing, but its understood that under...
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Funny story: Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United right back, has been knocked back from his application to get the vacancy at Sky Sports following the departure of Andy Grey and Richard Keys over the Sian Massey Affair. According to his agent, Mony Grab...
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Funny story: Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

To counteract the recent signing by rival talkSport of 'Randy Andy" Gray and Dick Noo-keys, Sky Sports wasted no time in replacing the sexually incorrect pair with Soccer's hottest on air couple Shuttlecock & Andrews! The couple will be repris...
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Funny story: Paxo makes gains, Fry falls, on National Treasure Index

Paxo makes gains, Fry falls, on National Treasure Index

Business news - and there have been spectacular falls on the National Treasures Index today, with Both Stephen Fry and Alan Davies closing down. Both stocks falling a unprecedented 10W (Whiteleys) as a result of off-colour jokes made about the Japane...
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Funny story: Edwina Curry swoons at Question Time defence of Andy Gray

Edwina Curry swoons at Question Time defence of Andy Gray

Katie Hopkins, star of the Apprentice, robustly defended Andy Gray and his sidekick Alan Keyes for the 'sexist' banter that got them sacked. She said that: 'If you look at all female shortlists for positions, is that equal treatment or is that...
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Funny story: FIFA 11 to be recalled over the "Gray Affair"

FIFA 11 to be recalled over the "Gray Affair"

Sportsea's popular soccer series, FIFA-11, is to be recalled despite having sold over three hundred million copies. Sportsea have said that there is a serious flaw with the game, and initially refused to come out and say that it is to remove Andy...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, is the latest in a long line of prominent sports figures to show their support and solidarity for Andy Gray, the disgraced sexist Sky Sports pundit. "The whole point of televised football," said Blatter, "is that it a...
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Funny story: Gray and Keys offered new jobs

Gray and Keys offered new jobs

Soccer mad Italians are to be given a taste of British style soccer reporting and TV presentation. Andy Gray and Richard Keys have been hired by Silvio Berlusconi to front the new Mediaset soccer schedule. When asked whether the past antics of Gra...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan Calls Up Andy Gray And Asks Him To Be The Announcer On His New "Piers Morgan Tonight" Talk Show

Piers Morgan Calls Up Andy Gray And Asks Him To Be The Announcer On His New "Piers Morgan Tonight" Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Andrew Mullen Gray, the Sky Sports football pundit who was recently fired for making some inappropriate off-color remarks regarding a female English football referee's assistant has been asked t...
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Funny story: Gray loses Keys in Sky Sports car-park.

Gray loses Keys in Sky Sports car-park.

On an emotional day for Gray, after being prematurely sacked due to alleged 'sexist-remarks,' following on from 'fart-gate,' things when from bad to worse for this full-time pie eating Scottish international. An aggressive Gray fled to the Sky Spo...
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Funny story: 'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...
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Funny story: Andy Gray Fall-Out - "Evidence" Of More Sky Staff Lewdness

Andy Gray Fall-Out - "Evidence" Of More Sky Staff Lewdness

Staff at Sky Sports are minding their p's and q's today following yesterday's sacking of football frontman, Andy Gray. Gray got the push after off-air comments about a female assistant referee at the weekend and a video emerged of him acting lewdl...
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Funny story: 'Gray' Tuesday for Andy as he is sacked by Sky

'Gray' Tuesday for Andy as he is sacked by Sky

Andy Gray has been sacked by Sky after his somewhat sexist comments about a bird expected to officiate at a football match! Yes, you may need to read that first line twice and yes, it does say the words bird (implying female), officiate and footba...
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Funny story: Sky Sports sack sexist footy expert Andy Gray for fancying female referee!

Sky Sports sack sexist footy expert Andy Gray for fancying female referee!

Sky footy commentator, Andy Gray, has been sacked because he made a few "sexist" comments about female referee, Sian Massey at a premier league game in December. He and his colleague, Richard Keys, were caught with their pants down over an open mi...
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Funny story: Andy Gray gets Red Card

Andy Gray gets Red Card

Sky sports presenter, Andy Gray has been sent packing after a second bookable offence. There is new evidence of his 'unacceptable and offensive behaviour' according to Sky, which means he has to go. Together with this a third Sky sports member, An...
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