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Funny story: Andy Coulson 'is Max Clifford's son' brouhaha

Andy Coulson 'is Max Clifford's son' brouhaha

London - A caller to a Radio Free Barking chat show hosted by Isle of Dogs superstar DJ Bunny Scutt has caused mayhem on the airwaves. Giving his name only as 'Derrick' the irate whistleblower asked why PR guru-to-the-stars Sir Max Cliffhanger has...
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Funny story: Irish Bookies offer odds on Chelsea Boss and BBC DG

Irish Bookies offer odds on Chelsea Boss and BBC DG

Irish bookmaker Super Paddy are offering punters the chance to bet who will remain longer in their job. The new Chelsea Manager Rafael Benitez or the new BBC Director General Tony Hall. "We really don't give Rafa much chance of getting to the end...
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Funny story: Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

London - Backbenchers have made a formal complaint that Commons-issue extra strong fresh breath mints are failing miserably to do what it says on the packet. This morning at Westmonster Hall the PM was seen sucking** on something a bit more potent...
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Funny story: David Cameron, Andy Coulson, Nat Rothschild and Peter Mandelson on Oleg Deripaska yacht: videotape emerges

David Cameron, Andy Coulson, Nat Rothschild and Peter Mandelson on Oleg Deripaska yacht: videotape emerges

London - The Royal YouBoob! channel has received millions of new hits after someone posted footage of the pleasure boat piss-up without any airbrushing of the two main protagonists. At noon today at a packed PMQs the PM told the Commons he was 're...
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Funny story: Sleazebags, fantasists and assorted plagiarists to testify before Leveson inquiry

Sleazebags, fantasists and assorted plagiarists to testify before Leveson inquiry

London - "Faustian dichotomy, innit mate," is how one legal source described the task facing Lord Justice Leveson's probe into Red Top hacking today. Assorted celebrity dross 'is lining up to vent its spleen' at the government-choreographed whitew...
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Funny story: Andy Coulson hires The A Team

Andy Coulson hires The A Team

Sacked News of the World editor Andy Coulson has today sacked his current legal counsel in the phone-hacking scandal, over the issue of legal fees and representation. Mr Coulson has been in negotiations with a new team of legal counsellors he is...
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Funny story: Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...
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Funny story: Curse of Wapping strikes again as NOTW whistleblower Sean Hoare found dead

Curse of Wapping strikes again as NOTW whistleblower Sean Hoare found dead

London - The search for the illusive 'smoking gun' in the NewsCorpse hacking scandal took a macabre twist today. Ex-NOTW writer Sean Hoare - who first fingered Andy Coulson in a New York Times hacking expose - was found dead at his home in Watford...
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Funny story: If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
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Funny story: Astrologers' fury as Daily Star raided

Astrologers' fury as Daily Star raided

London - "It's all part of the Mayan Calendar prediction that the News of the World will end on Sunday!" gobsmacked Sky-watch sources complained this afternoon. The dawn raid arrest of the Daily Star's royal scatology - er...eschatology - correspo...
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Funny story: New weekend Red Top the 'Sunday Colon' is anagram of 'Andy Coulson'!

New weekend Red Top the 'Sunday Colon' is anagram of 'Andy Coulson'!

London - The newly reborn News of the Screws is to be named after the Whopping, Isle of Dogs hero and sometime Head of Communications at No 10. The new moniker is said to reflect the style of reporting favored by the once world-renowned organ.
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Funny story: Mobile phone hacking row: was Jill Dando's phone bugged?

Mobile phone hacking row: was Jill Dando's phone bugged?

London - The mystery of TV girl's unsolved killing took another bizarre twist this week. Private eye Jonathan Rees' acquittal of the 1987 axe murder of former business partner Daniel Morgan threw up tantalising details of his corrupt empire. Th...
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Funny story: 'Veteran sex bomb' Julie Burchill about to step into Andy Coulson's shoes?

'Veteran sex bomb' Julie Burchill about to step into Andy Coulson's shoes?

London - (Hackers): A leather-jacketed biker chick pic of Burchill used to hang in Conservative Party HQ during the 1980s, admittedly at least 50lb and four dress sizes ago. Mrs Thatcher's grandees were cock-a-hoop about a newspaper column she wr...
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Funny story: Resignation Shocks

Resignation Shocks

Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings. As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...
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Funny story: A 'great day to bury bad news' as Andy Coulson bites the bullet

A 'great day to bury bad news' as Andy Coulson bites the bullet

London - (Snoopers): Conditions were today described as ideal given media saturation coverage of the Jo Yeates murder probe and Tony Blair's Iraq War posturings. Shadow Chancellor Alan Johnson's wife's extramarital shaggings also rather helped def...
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Funny story: Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...
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Funny story: Communications Director Not Communicating

Communications Director Not Communicating

Andy Coulson, David Cameron's Communications Director was uncommunicative today when your intrepid reporter asked him some questions. Just back from the Police Station I clearly upset Coulson by calling him at a time of personal distress. His Budg...
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Funny story: Prince Harry paternity is no state secret Andy Coulson tells cops

Prince Harry paternity is no state secret Andy Coulson tells cops

London - (Reuterus): The Prime Monster's spin doctor Andy Coulson has thumbed his nose at all the questions. Routine News of the Screws bugging of 'royal' mobiles had been no different to eavesdropping on fake shaikhs, the ex-redtop editor claimed...
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